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Old 03-20-2018, 12:13 PM   #391
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I bet that's not all of his you crave.


 
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Old 03-20-2018, 01:51 PM   #392
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I totally Bud Dwyer'd at work this morning.


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Farted in the middle of cutting a turd and the inside of the bowl looked like someone blew their brains out.
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Old 03-23-2018, 11:12 AM   #393
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I have the best poops these days. At least one a day, no straining. ✌

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 11:13 AM   #394
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Old 03-23-2018, 11:15 AM   #395
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I guess we're really straining at this point. Should wipe this thread from the board.

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 11:16 AM   #396
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Then we can squeeze another one out.

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 11:16 AM   #397
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In a pinch.

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 11:18 AM   #398
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how corny of you to say so.

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 01:04 PM   #399
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Are you poo-pooing my puns?

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 01:55 PM   #400
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You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the army, it's never ignore a poo-poo. I knew a Major who got poo-pooed. Made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo. He poo-pooed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who poo-pooed him had been poo-pooing lot of other officers who poo-pooed their poo-poos. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed by poo-poo.

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 02:43 PM   #401
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Old 03-23-2018, 04:33 PM   #402
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You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the army, it's never ignore a poo-poo. I knew a Major who got poo-pooed. Made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo. He poo-pooed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who poo-pooed him had been poo-pooing lot of other officers who poo-pooed their poo-poos. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed by poo-poo.
There is a kernel of truth embedded in this anecdote.

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 06:01 PM   #403
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Almost! "If we all work poop together..."

 
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Old 09-25-2018, 06:56 PM   #404
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Since fully committing to veganism a week or two ago, my shits have all been type 6 or 7

But at least they're ethical shits

 
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Old 09-25-2018, 07:03 PM   #405
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Yesterday's Stool Elicited Mopping

 
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Old 09-25-2018, 07:04 PM   #406
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Sorry, wrong thread.

 
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Old 09-25-2018, 07:21 PM   #407
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Since fully committing to veganism a week or two ago, my shits have all been type 6 or 7

But at least they're ethical shits
i ate cevape the other day and got constipated for the first time in like forever

 
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Old 09-25-2018, 07:55 PM   #408
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last week i had some type 7 for an evening but for the most part it's been pretty unremarkable. except i still get blood every few weeks but apparently it's no big deal :shrug:

 
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Old 09-25-2018, 07:56 PM   #409
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last week i had some type 7 for an evening but for the most part it's been pretty unremarkable. except i still get blood every few weeks but apparently it's no big deal :shrug:
what does the doc say?

 
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Old 09-25-2018, 08:21 PM   #410
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Old 09-25-2018, 08:22 PM   #411
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there's a cool philosophical discussion in the middle pages of this thread, like an undigested corn kernel deep in a large type 3-4 turd rope.

 
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Old 09-27-2018, 09:09 PM   #412
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i've been changing my diet and trying some different protein bars and some of them have like 18g of fiber, plus i had generic fiber one one night plus general vegetables etc. and i i had a poop wider than a soda can the other day. how is that even possible. while i was doing it i could feel how big it was and was trying to strategize getting it out and ultimately i just went for it and it didn't hurt too much, but i knew i had to look at it cuz it was going to be gargantuan. waayyyy too much fiber, i thought i was gonna die, and then a lot of blood for a day or so after.

someone else talk about their poops please

 
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Old 09-27-2018, 09:31 PM   #413
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every time i eat lentils i fart a lot. i go on these long walks and just keep pooting along. sometimes a jogger will come up behind me and i won't them because of OM or ALCEST or BORIS in my ears and wham, i hit them with a flatulence cloud.

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Old 09-27-2018, 09:32 PM   #414
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ive hard blood on the toilet paper but i think it was from ANAL FISSURES

 
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:35 PM   #415
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Tucks medicated pads are good for both clean/soothing your booty if you have hemroids

Fully endorsed, but they are butt ton expensive so use sparingly

 
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:45 PM   #416
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every time i eat lentils i fart a lot. i go on these long walks and just keep pooting along. sometimes a jogger will come up behind me and i won't them because of OM or ALCEST or BORIS in my ears and wham, i hit them with a flatulence cloud.

lol
that's not very nice.

 
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:46 PM   #417
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Tucks medicated pads are good for both clean/soothing your booty if you have hemroids

Fully endorsed, but they are butt ton expensive so use sparingly
i had painful ones like 15 years ago but these days they are internal and cause no pain thankfully.

when i had the other ones i used this product


 
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:47 PM   #418
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hydrocortisone specially packaged for your booty

 
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:49 PM   #419
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that's not very nice.
well what am i supposed to do, walk around with my sphincter clenched and my colon full of gas? i try to turn around from time to time to check if anyone is coming up on my trail but that just looks weird. so i unleash, and if they perish, they perish.

 
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