last night i faked my birthday at a bar.

Geek USA · 01-08-2007, 12:23 PM

i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.

happy birthday to me.

mistle · 01-08-2007, 12:24 PM

mistle · 01-08-2007, 12:27 PM

Aeroplane · 01-08-2007, 12:27 PM

awesome.

ChristHimself! · 01-08-2007, 12:28 PM

i dont remember the last time i puked from drinking

i think it might have been that night i was in my mate's brothers house and i puked along his wall, then in his sink, then he tried to suck my dick while i was sleeping

yeah, weird, i know my limits nowadays

my favourite bar here does tons of free stuff on your birthday but the manager knows me and the wife

Aeroplane · 01-08-2007, 12:34 PM

suuuuure, he tried to suck YOUR dick. uh huh.

Izzle · 01-08-2007, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek USA

i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.

happy birthday to me.

i think this might be the most definitive geek usa post ever

rocksteady · 01-08-2007, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Geek USA

i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.

happy birthday to me.

do you still live with your parents?

Mo · 01-08-2007, 12:54 PM

I did this at a restaurant once, to get free ice cream.

rocksteady · 01-08-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by the antipop

I did this at a restaurant once, to get free ice cream.

you're one hard motherfucker, mo

Mo · 01-08-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rocksteady

you're one hard motherfucker, mo

I know.
I was ten, though, and my uncle [not Severin] though it was funny, so he played along.

ChristHimself! · 01-08-2007, 01:04 PM

is severin actually your uncle? woax

i thought you guys were just good mates

Mo · 01-08-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

is severin actually your uncle? woax

i thought you guys were just good mates

Maybe he's a bit more than "just an uncle", but yes, he's really my mom's younger brother. And he was my godfather, for that matter.

He and his girlfriend gave me a goddamn Ebow for Christmas - that was a really really awesome present. It rocks, so to speak.

Karl Connor · 01-08-2007, 01:28 PM

damn geo is one classy broad

Karl Connor · 01-08-2007, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by the antipop

Maybe he's a bit more than "just an uncle"

heheh. i catch your drift dude. i think that's cool man you know what im sayin

;-o

Geek USA · 01-08-2007, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl Connor

damn geo is one classy broad

why thank you.

Mo · 01-08-2007, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl Connor

heheh. i catch your drift dude. i think that's cool man you know what im sayin

;-o

Yeah, speaking about it this frankly always makes me a little bit uncomfortable. But thanks for your open-minded understanding.

KrazeeStacee · 01-08-2007, 01:51 PM

My ex and I were having a fight at Pizza Hut so my friends that were at the table with us decided to tell the waiters it was his birthday while we were outside having a cigarette and arguing. So we came in to sit down and all the waiters come over with a big sundae w/candles and start singing to him, it was pretty funny because he was so pissed off. We liked to fuck with him.

Getting booze though is a lot better than sundaes imo.

Mo · 01-08-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

My ex and I were having a fight at Pizza Hut so my friends that were at the table with us decided to tell the waiters it was his birthday while we were outside having a cigarette and arguing. So we came in to sit down and all the waiters come over with a big sundae w/candles and start singing to him, it was pretty funny because he was so pissed off. We liked to fuck with him.

This sounds like something Chandler and Joey would do.

D. · 01-08-2007, 02:15 PM

on my 21st my over-21 friends took me out and i didn't buy a drink all night, of course. i ended up sitting at this table with 3 people and they bought me a couple of shots.

last thing i remember was looking down at the table. ans the table getting closer and closer. then i woke up on the floor of my apartment. ahahaha.

apparently my friends had to drag my lifeless body up stairs and inside.

Trotskilicious · 01-08-2007, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Geek USA

i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.

Something similar happened to me and that's when I decided to take it easy on the drinks for a while.

Geek USA · 01-08-2007, 05:31 PM

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/********_s/IMG00207-1.jpg[/IMG]

Geek USA · 07:18 PM

i'm so nasty!

Geek USA · 01-08-2007, 08:12 PM

my hangover just started.

FutureBoy · 01-08-2007, 08:14 PM

Whats so nasty about your puke being all red?

Toby · 01-08-2007, 08:34 PM

why didnt they check your id to see that you were LYiNG!

mistle · 01-08-2007, 08:37 PM

you should have a talk with her

mistle · 01-08-2007, 08:38 PM

"..young lady"

apple · 01-08-2007, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mistle

uh, netphoria should gather and have a tea party. Little sp cakes and EVERYTHING. Teapots with bill's face on. aww.

apple · 01-08-2007, 08:40 PM

Absinthe and honey peanuts in Prague. Sick in the bin. Never again.

01-08-2007, 12:23 PM	#1
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: forums.netphoria.org Posts: 39,752	last night i faked my birthday at a bar. i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose. happy birthday to me.

01-08-2007, 05:32 PM	#23
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: forums.netphoria.org Posts: 39,752	i'm so nasty! Last edited by Geek USA : 01-08-2007 at 07:18 PM.

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Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	awesome.

01-08-2007, 12:28 PM	#5
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,592	i dont remember the last time i puked from drinking i think it might have been that night i was in my mate's brothers house and i puked along his wall, then in his sink, then he tried to suck my dick while i was sleeping yeah, weird, i know my limits nowadays my favourite bar here does tons of free stuff on your birthday but the manager knows me and the wife

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Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	suuuuure, he tried to suck YOUR dick. uh huh.

01-08-2007, 12:54 PM	#9
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	I did this at a restaurant once, to get free ice cream.

01-08-2007, 01:04 PM	#12
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,592	is severin actually your uncle? woax i thought you guys were just good mates

01-08-2007, 01:28 PM	#14
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	damn geo is one classy broad

01-08-2007, 01:51 PM	#18
KrazeeStacee Registered User Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	My ex and I were having a fight at Pizza Hut so my friends that were at the table with us decided to tell the waiters it was his birthday while we were outside having a cigarette and arguing. So we came in to sit down and all the waiters come over with a big sundae w/candles and start singing to him, it was pretty funny because he was so pissed off. We liked to fuck with him. Getting booze though is a lot better than sundaes imo.

01-08-2007, 02:15 PM	#20
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,078	on my 21st my over-21 friends took me out and i didn't buy a drink all night, of course. i ended up sitting at this table with 3 people and they bought me a couple of shots. last thing i remember was looking down at the table. ans the table getting closer and closer. then i woke up on the floor of my apartment. ahahaha. apparently my friends had to drag my lifeless body up stairs and inside.

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01-08-2007, 08:12 PM	#24
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: forums.netphoria.org Posts: 39,752	my hangover just started.

01-08-2007, 08:14 PM	#25
FutureBoy Ownz Location: Owning Posts: 600	Whats so nasty about your puke being all red?

01-08-2007, 08:34 PM	#26
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,035	why didnt they check your id to see that you were LYiNG!

01-08-2007, 08:37 PM	#27
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	you should have a talk with her

01-08-2007, 08:38 PM	#28
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	"..young lady"

01-08-2007, 08:40 PM	#30
apple Demi-God Posts: 378	Absinthe and honey peanuts in Prague. Sick in the bin. Never again.