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Old 05-05-2020, 10:40 AM   #481
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i finished the salsa.

the agony was exquisite.

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 12:46 PM   #482
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Old 02-05-2021, 12:47 PM   #483
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Yesterday I had a poop that was so long and stiff it took three flushes before it would go down. Each time it would get stuck in the center of the bowl, resembling a zero with a slash mark through it.

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 12:48 PM   #484
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Happiness is emptiness and God is dehydrated just like me.

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 01:00 PM   #485
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In "I'm Me" there's a part where Weezy rhymes "heavy metallin" with "Led Zepellin."


Shit's fuckin fire.

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 02:23 PM   #486
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Yesterday I had a poop that was so long and stiff it took three flushes before it would go down. Each time it would get stuck in the center of the bowl, resembling a zero with a slash mark through it.
“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”


 
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Old 02-05-2021, 02:49 PM   #487
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Must spread rep.

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 02:49 PM   #488
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And Lysol. So much Lysol.

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 04:50 PM   #489
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ďIn February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.Ē

this is actually pretty coll

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 05:21 PM   #490
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Old 02-05-2021, 06:19 PM   #491
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Old 02-05-2021, 09:51 PM   #492
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big news: i have an anal fissure

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 10:04 PM   #493
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I'm so sorry ...



I told my dad to be gentle ...





 
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Old 02-05-2021, 10:10 PM   #494
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ďIn February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.Ē

Fucken rad

How do i achieve this in my familys home

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 10:11 PM   #495
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big news: i have an anal fissure
Oh gosh

Rub some medicine on there and go to bed. Wishing u all the best for your bottoms

 
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Old 02-05-2021, 10:38 PM   #496
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i will not be treating the fissure with anything but prayer

it is quite itchy. wiping my ass is my new favorite part of the day

 
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Old 02-06-2021, 04:16 AM   #497
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Overy for the love of omf

For our love of all thatís good and our love of all thatís true.....

Go to bed and rest that anus, quit jokin round online, for gods sake

 
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Old 02-06-2021, 10:57 AM   #498
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i will not surrender my life to this fissure. all these people staying in bed with their fissures are just sheeple. those webmd "experts" don't know what they're talking about. fissures are no big deal, just a little itchy pain. i take a lot of vitamins so i'm sure mine won't get that bad. actually i've been doing some research online and i found some sources claiming that these "fissures" aren't even real and that the doctors just tell you you have them to get pharmaceutical kickbacks. i'm not saying i believe it totally, because my ass is fire right now, but it's an interesting perspective, really makes you think twice

 
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Old 02-08-2021, 04:12 PM   #499
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I just saw a dude take a dump by a busy intersection here in Laureles. He pulls down his pants, sits down on the grill cover of a drainpipe, and poops away. He took his time too. The light must of changed at least three times until he finished (hella traffic).

 
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Old 02-08-2021, 05:25 PM   #500
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you can't rush great art, or a man's bowels

 
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Old 02-08-2021, 05:48 PM   #501
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The light must of changed at least three times until he finished.
OCD is a motherfucker.

 
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Old 02-08-2021, 05:56 PM   #502
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Old 02-08-2021, 06:34 PM   #503
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I don't see what's so dirty?

 
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Old 02-08-2021, 07:28 PM   #504
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if you scratch the screen while you watch it you can smell it

 
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just when i thought netphoria couldn't be any dumber, I come back and see this thread.... and you TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF

 
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Old 02-15-2021, 01:11 PM   #506
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this thread is almost 13 years old

 
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this thread is almost 13 years old
until last year I hadn't looked at netphoria for a good 17 years so the math checks out

 
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Old 02-16-2021, 09:59 PM   #508
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until last year I hadn't looked at netphoria for a good 17 years so the math checks out
it took you 17 years of not looking at netphoria to think, "that place couldn't get any dumber!"

then you got here, saw this thread, and realized you were wrong

 
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it took you 17 years of not looking at netphoria to think, "that place couldn't get any dumber!"

then you got here, saw this thread, and realized you were wrong
or maybe I was simply making a dumb and dumber reference

 
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