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Old 12-24-2020, 09:03 PM   #5551
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merry fuckmas, dickbirds

 
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Old 01-04-2021, 04:05 AM   #5552
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Does it suck or what

That its sunday or whoever of the long weekend

Of the last big celebration where u can go, well at least its this celebration, so im using to get thru it

Now its gonna be like monday

Be sober be vigiliant b/c your adversary is like the devil or the lion or whatever, seeking whom He may devour

 
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Old 01-07-2021, 03:36 PM   #5553
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so apparently there is a swinger's club a couple of blocks away

should i go? which alcest shirt should i wear, the one with the peecock or the sphinx(ter)?

i would ask you which pants to wear but all two of my jeans are identical ...

also a little worried about my socks. i wash them regularly in the sink but the stink still kinda lingers ...




 
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Old 01-07-2021, 09:04 PM   #5554
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you're already out of your league.

you need to be 60 yrs old, tan, with shaved legs and a corvette.

 
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Old 01-07-2021, 09:07 PM   #5555
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how do you know my legs aren't shaved?


its ok. i decided to go to the cemetery instead. will post pics tomorrow, just looking over the wall at night it has amazing sepulchres and shit.

 
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Old 01-07-2021, 09:12 PM   #5556
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so apparently there is a swinger's club a couple of blocks away

should i go? which alcest shirt should i wear, the one with the peecock or the sphinx(ter)?

i would ask you which pants to wear but all two of my jeans are identical ...

also a little worried about my socks. i wash them regularly in the sink but the stink still kinda lingers ...



Swingers still swinging during a pandemic? Wha?

The swing clubs here usually limit how many solo guys can get in. Solo women are OK. Couples of course. But they don't want too many single dicks filling up the room.

I have an invite to a monthly play party, but my friend put it on hold back in April.

 
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Old 01-07-2021, 09:18 PM   #5557
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I don't know if it is open. It just popped up on Google maps when I was looking for places to go here.

I was just joking. I could never get the courage to go somewhere like that.

I'm going to try to go to Laguna del Otun instead:


 
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Old 01-08-2021, 12:09 AM   #5558
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that's it... yeah! Say your name and confess! This will be played at your trial.



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Old 01-08-2021, 12:19 AM   #5559
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I don't know if it is open. It just popped up on Google maps when I was looking for places to go here.

I was just joking. I could never get the courage to go somewhere like that.

I'm going to try to go to Laguna del Otun instead:
if you do get the courage make sure you shower before and do some manscaping. Trim your nails too. There are usually condoms provided, so don't worry about that

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 12:26 AM   #5560
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This could be you or your kids!
[holds up papercut]

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 03:27 PM   #5561
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well FTR that blood on his hand was from the woman that was shot by Capital Police while she was trying to break into the House Chambers

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 05:41 PM   #5562
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The jus of just deserts.

 
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Old 01-11-2021, 09:07 AM   #5563
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Pereira just started a TWO MONTH alcohol ban.



 
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Old 01-11-2021, 09:29 AM   #5564
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Like that's gonna stop you from smoking it on the roof

 
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Old 01-11-2021, 09:34 AM   #5565
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Pereira just started a TWO MONTH alcohol ban.


LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2021 Fuck yeah!!

 
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Old 01-11-2021, 11:04 AM   #5566
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nuke columbia!!!

 
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Old 02-17-2021, 03:09 PM   #5567
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Old 02-19-2021, 01:33 PM   #5568
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nuke columbia!!!
that's in south carolina and other states

 
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Old 04-22-2021, 11:35 PM   #5569
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I hate it when I drink so much that I black out and am extremely hungover the next day. I'm not even able to remember enjoying being drunk and am stuck with feeling even more miserable than usual.

God, I miss having access to weed. God, I wish that stolen referendum had passed.

 
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Old 04-23-2021, 01:47 AM   #5570
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That sucks. Weed is so much gentler that alcohol. Other than the irritability (which can get bad mind u) theres nothing about a weed hangover i can’t fix with coffee and couple kegel taints, stretchers etc

But yeah boozeahol. Shit man that’s hard drugs

 
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Old 04-23-2021, 01:47 AM   #5571
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Remember having that crushing hangover where your head is exploding, your barfing and sweating, but cold and u hate your flesh, but maybe even worse there’s that supernaturla depression/shame of like (at least for me) “how could i do this 2myswlf”

Anyway ywah

 
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Old 04-23-2021, 01:56 AM   #5572
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And even if u have the opportunity/chance to do so, u can’t sleep with a headache or hangover like that. U gotta just barf it out, sweat and moan. Atone for your greedy slurps!

 
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Old 04-23-2021, 02:31 AM   #5573
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That sucks. Weed is so much gentler that alcohol. Other than the irritability (which can get bad mind u) theres nothing about a weed hangover i can’t fix with coffee and couple kegel taints, stretchers etc

But yeah boozeahol. Shit man that’s hard drugs
I don't think I've ever had a hangover from weed that I couldn't attribute to drinking as well as smoking

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even worse there’s that supernaturla depression/shame of like (at least for me) “how could i do this 2myswlf”
actually last night while I was throwing up on myself in the shower I was thinking "I deserve this"

pretty fucked up

 
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Old 04-23-2021, 03:03 AM   #5574
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at least I actually had a shower though, mirite?

 
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Old 04-25-2021, 09:30 PM   #5575
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ate 12g of mush in 24 hrs in the woods. phew. i think i pretty well inoculated myself. ready to exist again

 
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Old 05-04-2021, 08:26 AM   #5576
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whip your dick out in a parking lot?

 
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Old 05-09-2021, 11:38 AM   #5577
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I recently developed a sort of allergy to alcohol...not in the traditional sense, but it has been causing severe flare ups of a chronic health issue I have. Guess my weekly glass or two of wine during my Sunday show is not to be!

 
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Old 05-09-2021, 11:43 AM   #5578
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The last drink I had was on New Year's Eve. Not that I was a super regular drinker, but I liked having the option. Getting old.

 
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Old 05-09-2021, 08:30 PM   #5579
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havent had a drink in 6 weeks longest i been before was 6 weeks

moral of the story is i want to take more shrooms

 
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Old 05-09-2021, 09:08 PM   #5580
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be the change

 
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