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Old 11-08-2007, 03:22 PM   #1
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Default i saw the most badass convoy this morning

i was going the other way on 45. it started with 3-5 cop cars with the lights going and i was idly fantasizing giving them the finger and honking when these motorcycle cops followed, then a few black SUVs, then a stretch limo with these 4 dark purple flags on it followed by like 15 white vans and a few more black SUVs and this weird big black like moving truck swat fan thing.

at least one of the black SUVs was a minigun SUV





i wonder who was in the limo!

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 03:31 PM   #2
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as i finished my morning drive i saw a great bird of prey perched to my right... it was a clear omen and now i know what i will do with my life

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 03:43 PM   #3
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Looks like someone should've bought a gun and gun holster to protect himself from the government's imminent attack.

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:17 PM   #4
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how didn't the camera man get shot? shit was aiming RIGHT for him

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:24 PM   #5
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shit, even the presidential convoy isn't that heavy. only big-time crims and illuminati go for 7-star security

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 04:53 PM   #6
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i was going the other way on 45. it started with 3-5 cop cars with the lights going and i was idly fantasizing giving them the finger and honking when these motorcycle cops followed, then a few black SUVs, then a stretch limo with these 4 dark purple flags on it followed by like 15 white vans and a few more black SUVs and this weird big black like moving truck swat fan thing.

at least one of the black SUVs was a minigun SUV




i wonder who was in the limo!

I don't know where you're at but, maybe it was the president of France? On MSNBC they showed him leaving the white house or something yesterday and he had a pretty impressive convoy. Don't know if he's still here though or not.

That minigun is insane. How many rounds can that thing handle and how many rounds per minute do you think that thing shoots? You couldn't even hear the individual shots. It was more like a buzzing/vibrating sound. I want one.

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:18 PM   #7
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please watch this till the end





 
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:29 PM   #8
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failed illuminati gold heist

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:31 PM   #9
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please watch this till the end




Heh heh heh heh heh... I love it when things I want to happen happen.

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:22 PM   #10
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that pen vid is staged. that kind of crap belongs on youtube. its the cancer thats killing liveleak

those people who talk about the right to bear arms to overthrow the government must not really understand what chance they would have with their hunting rifle and handgun or even AK-47 against what the army has

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:41 PM   #11
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hahahaha that jap guy is my hero

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:39 PM   #12
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Looks like someone should've bought a gun and gun holster to protect himself from the government's imminent attack.
so did you buy a gun and a holster recently and now you feel like you need to mention it in every thread?

 
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:43 PM   #13
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if by gun you mean dildo and by holster you mean ass, then yes.

 
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:28 AM   #14
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after the bullshit you guys put up with and encouraged from the likes of David and jczeroman i think duovamp is entitled

 
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:29 AM   #15
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duovamp could you please post a few pictures of you putting bullets into a magazine?

 
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