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Old 06-11-2012, 02:34 PM   #1
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There's a boil on the back of my ear. I cannot see it. I think I got it from wearing expensive sunglasses.

Any advice before I make a horrible mistake?

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:41 PM   #2
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when i got my haircut today my hairdresser and friend (she was getting her hair colored and all three of us gossiped a lot) noticed that it drew out after the hot wash

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:42 PM   #3
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Carom Seeds, Garlic, and Mustard Oil
Crush together a piece of garlic and add the crushed garlic flakes to a half teaspoon of caroseeds and two teaspoons of heated mustard oil. Filter the oil when it turns red and apply to the ear to treat the boil.
what is this witchcraft

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:46 PM   #4
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Warm castor oil compress followed by warm salt water compresses, 3 times a day. It'll eventually drain on its own.

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Old 06-11-2012, 02:53 PM   #5
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compressing. nuked a cloth. typing one handedededly

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:12 PM   #6
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made a cornmeal poultice

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:14 PM   #7
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micropenis

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:16 PM   #8
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Arrow i'm going to die

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...-12at314PM.jpg

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:16 PM   #9
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Sacrifice a calf and bath in its blood.

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:16 PM   #10
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that is so gross

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:17 PM   #11
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"and change every two hours"

#chillin

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:19 PM   #12
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feels good i'm feelin good about this

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:20 PM   #13
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Sacrifice a calf and bath in its blood.
always good to have a plan b

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 03:23 PM   #14
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i can't get to it on my own i can't even see it.

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:01 PM   #15
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if you can't see it, nobody else can either, and it's not really there.

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:02 PM   #16
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feels good i'm feelin good about this

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:11 PM   #17
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What's new down at the salon, slunk?

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:15 PM   #18
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oh another meme! radical!
you should give a workshop on how to like things the right way.

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:24 PM   #19
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he's the elephant man of blind cats

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 04:43 PM   #20
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Is it a boil, or a pimple? Or a gummy bear?

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:00 PM   #21
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maybe it's a tumor

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:08 PM   #22
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IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:09 PM   #23
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:14 PM   #24
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i'm glad that you guys followed through

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 05:42 PM   #25
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gunna try and drain this tonite

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:04 PM   #26
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good luck

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:14 PM   #27
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let us know how it goes. care to stream it live on tinychat?

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:14 PM   #28
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good idea

 
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Old 06-11-2012, 06:40 PM   #29
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Put that shit on YouTube, you'll get a million hits.

 
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Old 06-12-2012, 12:21 PM   #30
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Put that shit on YouTube, you'll get a million hits.
nah, boil removal is so 2011

 
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