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Old 02-24-2012, 05:13 PM   #1
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Old 02-24-2012, 05:17 PM   #2
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why are you here?

 
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Old 02-24-2012, 05:17 PM   #3
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Old 02-24-2012, 05:39 PM   #4
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paper or plastic?

 
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Old 02-24-2012, 06:15 PM   #5
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how often do you feel guilt?

 
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Old 02-24-2012, 06:17 PM   #6
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What is your opinion on the current state of our board?

 
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Old 02-24-2012, 08:52 PM   #7
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Do you enjoy smelling a woman's butthole?

 
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Old 02-24-2012, 09:46 PM   #8
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:00 PM   #9
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what are you wearing right now?

 
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:08 PM   #10
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Have you ever had a hot dog in a hallway situation

 
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:28 PM   #11
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Old 02-25-2012, 12:08 AM   #12
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odds ill make mod before this place dies

 
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Old 02-26-2012, 06:41 PM   #13
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shouldn't you have realized that this board is too dead for the "make an ask thread and not respond" stunt to work anymore?

i realize this is a question in the ask thread that won't be answered
it wasn't really a question though
more of a long-form commentary on the State of the Board

 
Old 02-26-2012, 07:51 PM   #14
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This thread reminds me of the first time I played Minecraft. Me and my sister were sitting in the living room watching TV when my mom comes in with the mail and hands it out to us. She gave me my GameInformer and my sister got her Seventeen magazine. In the GameInformer there was a brief article about Minecraft, so I thought I would try it out. I got on the computer and played the free trial. I had tons of fun, so I asked my mom if I could buy it with her credit card as long as I pay her back. So I got the full game and spent the next few weeks building crappy little houses and stuff.

One day, my mom got her credit card bill. On it were charges from some very, very hardcore porno sites. It must have been my sister, but she thought it was me because she gave me her credit card. She was understandably upset and I was grounded for months and sent to see a psychologist.

Spending months with the psychologist to find out why I had these strange sexual desires, we made a "breakthrough". The quack told me I was sexually attracted to my sister, and I was going to have to confront that by making her as undesirable as possible. All I thought was "Yeah cool well it's been an hour so I gotta go." But on the way home I was thinking about what he said, and realized he was right. He was absolutely right. I was sexually attracted to my sister.

I got home and went up to her room. I knocked on the door and asked if I could come in. She let me enter and I closed the door behind me. I told her about the breakthrough, and she said she felt the exact same way about me. We talked it over and finally agreed to do it.

She started by taking off my shirt, then she got out a pair of scissors and cut a pentagram into my shirt, held it into the air and chanted "Lord Satan, give my brother erectile dysfunction so that he may never spill his seed inside of me." So my innocent decision to try out Minecraft is how I got erectile dysfunction.

 
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:23 PM   #15
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Are you going to answer any of these questions?
Have you ever grown a mustache?
Does the addition of the letter O in British-English words annoy you?
Do you own biking shorts? If so, what color are they?
Did you enjoy using highlighters as a child?
What is your favorite Smashing Pumpkins album?

 
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:33 PM   #16
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Are you going to answer any of these questions?
Have you ever grown a mustache?
Does the addition of the letter O in British-English words annoy you?
Do you own biking shorts? If so, what color are they?
Did you enjoy using highlighters as a child?
What is your favorite Smashing Pumpkins album?

 
Old 02-26-2012, 09:41 PM   #17
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

 
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:45 PM   #18
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more classic edgy comedy-jokes from toast, who is never afraid to go there

 
Old 02-26-2012, 09:48 PM   #19
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Am I right people

 
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Old 02-27-2012, 06:45 AM   #20
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do you have one good reason to justify wearing your head cap backwards

 
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:18 AM   #21
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Am I right people
he made a nuclear reactor out of a coconut iirc

 
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:38 AM   #22
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how come a single and twin bed are the same thing

 
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Old 02-27-2012, 10:36 AM   #23
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What is real? When I'm swimming with you in the lake, is that real? Or is it just fake?

 
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