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Old 04-23-2006, 01:26 AM   #1
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Arrow I Find it Hilarious that Stacy & Her Hesher Boyfriend Were Making Fun of Nate's Looks

Mark may be one of the ugliest Netphorians ever.

Stacy was actually quite cute in her younger years but the bitch is just tore up from all the drugs, abortions, one-night stands, cigarettes, alcohol, and Down's Syndrome.

 
Old 04-23-2006, 01:40 AM   #2
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Old 04-23-2006, 11:51 AM   #3
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God he is ugly. Mark that is. Fucking hesher:



vs. Neopryn:


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Old 04-23-2006, 11:55 AM   #4
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granted i am married and not into dudes, and i also am not the biggest neo fan. but i would certainly fuck him before i touched that retarded pigslut.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 11:57 AM   #5
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What's a hesher?

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 11:59 AM   #6
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lol More of my fan club rides again.

 
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What's a hesher?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hesher

 
Old 04-23-2006, 12:00 PM   #8
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"In her younger years"?? I've only been here for 4 years...and I'm doing less drugs and whatever the hell else shit you talk about. So uh, fuck off.

And Mark's sexy, neopryn looks like a little fag dork kid who everyone copies they're homework off of in chemistry class. If I remember correctly, you look like a buck toothed faggot greasemonkey. Seriously, stop making threads about me...keep making threads whining about how your a netphorian legend and all these cocksuckers should lick your ass.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:01 PM   #9
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He actually looks more like a mexican water boy that brings us water when we go out to eat.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:02 PM   #10
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He actually looks more like a mexican water boy that brings us water when we go out to eat.
lol!

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:03 PM   #11
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"In her younger years"?? I've only been here for 4 years...and I'm doing less drugs and whatever the hell else shit you talk about. So uh, fuck off.

And Mark's sexy, neopryn looks like a little fag dork kid who everyone copies they're homework off of in chemistry class. If I remember correctly, you look like a buck toothed faggot greasemonkey. Seriously, stop making threads about me...keep making threads whining about how your a netphorian legend and all these cocksuckers should lick your ass.
When you were like 18 and people were posting pics of your cooter, you were still boneable. You are a washed up slut.

I don't have buck teeh btw. And greasemonkey implies that I work on cars. Did you mean greaseball? Cuz I am Italian.

 
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He actually looks more like a mexican water boy that brings us water when we go out to eat.
Keep in mind the only 2 pics of me ever posted on here are 1 in a tuxedo and 1 in my office overlooking the Ballpark in Arlington. I don't know how that would make me look like a waterboy.

 
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granted i am married and not into dudes, and i also am not the biggest neo fan. but i would certainly fuck him before i touched that retarded pigslut.
I mean neo is kind of dorky looking but compared to Hesher boy, he's model material.

 
Old 04-23-2006, 12:05 PM   #14
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Lets see that picture of you overlooking the ballpark....oh and could you get me another set of silverware please?

By the way, you seem to forget I don't listen to metal music....

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:08 PM   #15
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When you were like 18 and people were posting pics of your cooter, you were still boneable. You are a washed up slut.

I don't have buck teeh btw. And greasemonkey implies that I work on cars. Did you mean greaseball? Cuz I am Italian.
No, greasemonkey. You look oily and greasy...like you've been working under a dirty engine all day. And you may not have buck teeth, but where's that picture? You're teeth are frightening...



Kinda like my friend Rictus here, except not as charming.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:09 PM   #16
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Keep in mind the only 2 pics of me ever posted on here are 1 in a tuxedo and 1 in my office overlooking the Ballpark in Arlington. I don't know how that would make me look like a waterboy.
THE BALLPARK ONE!! That's the one

Oh god, post it again, post it again!

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:10 PM   #17
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Stacy, again you and Mark brought up looks. I'm not saying I'm anywhere near flawless and my teeth aren't perfect. But you and Mark are a hideous couple. On the other hand I have a hot girlfriend, who is intelligent and has not had 2 abortions like you. In fact you have as many abortions as she has sexual partners.

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Cuz like, at one point weren't you going to hook up with Suzie or something? I remember I didn't know who you were but she posted that pic of you and I was like oh god...what the hell is she thinking? I mean, Suzie's my girl...but sometimes girls have to look out for each other and I just couldn't handle her dating some idiot, especially one that looks like THAT.

 
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That's a pretty funny definition.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:11 PM   #20
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You're a fucking creep.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:12 PM   #21
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Cuz like, at one point weren't you going to hook up with Suzie or something? I remember I didn't know who you were but she posted that pic of you and I was like oh god...what the hell is she thinking? I mean, Suzie's my girl...but sometimes girls have to look out for each other and I just couldn't handle her dating some idiot, especially one that looks like THAT.
Suze is hideous. When I met her in person, I was just like wow, you must have had some good angles in those picks. She is butt ugly. I almost turned around and went back to Milwaukee after seeing her.

 
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I think she is attractive in those umm pics.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:13 PM   #23
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Stacy, again you and Mark brought up looks. I'm not saying I'm anywhere near flawless and my teeth aren't perfect. But you and Mark are a hideous couple. On the other hand I have a hot girlfriend, who is intelligent and has not had 2 abortions like you. In fact you have as many abortions as she has sexual partners.
Hey ugly, we weren't the ones that started a thread about it.

Damn right you aren't anywhere near flawless...you're a fucking troll.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:14 PM   #24
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Keep in mind the only 2 pics of me ever posted on here are 1 in a tuxedo and 1 in my office overlooking the Ballpark in Arlington. I don't know how that would make me look like a waterboy.
well the fact you look like mango doesnt help much

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:14 PM   #25
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Suze is hideous. When I met her in person, I was just like wow, you must have had some good angles in those picks. She is butt ugly. I almost turned around and went back to Milwaukee after seeing her.
Is that your cover up for impotence?

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:15 PM   #26
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You and your 2 abortions versus my girl and her 2 sexual partners:


 
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Is that your cover up for impotence?
No, she is absolutely hideous.

 
Old 04-23-2006, 12:17 PM   #28
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well the fact you look like mango doesnt help much
MANGO!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god...yes.

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:17 PM   #29
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arent you only 25?

rogaine that hairline nigga

 
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:17 PM   #30
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well the fact you look like mango doesnt help much
It hasn't hurt. Even befoe I was in law school I got quailty wool. I would post a pic of my college girlfriend she looks like a whore in her myspace photos. And she's chunked up a bit.

 
 


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