What if Netphoria got an uprade?

[dreams of glass]

{{{UPGRADE* damn my sloppy fingers}}}}


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what if this place got a makeover? Is it part of its charm that it's an archaic dinosaur (sorry Billy) of a site?

can you imagine Netphoria 2.0 (?)

[ohnoitsbonnie]

This is it

[redbreegull]

why

[Cool As Ice Cream]

IT IS WHAT IT IS

[dreams of glass]

I have heard that said

[Cool As Ice Cream]

inshallah

[fuzzyroes]

A little upgrade would be nice. Gotta change with the times

[Elphenor]

yes Mr . 1998 we must adapt to the times

[crabshack]

I'm never lost

[MyOneAndOnly]

make it happen

[crabshack]

what if dreams of glass got an upgrade?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by dreams of glass

I have heard that said

Me too. In jail.

[reprise85]

what if we wore hats on our butts and pants on our heads?

[reprise85]

what if we rolled pizzas up like burritos and then dunked them in milk?

[reprise85]

what if the entire human race suddenly lost the ability to perceive smells?

[redbreegull]

what if the clouds refused to rain

[reprise85]

what if men had children out of their butts?

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by reprise85

what if men had children out of their butts?

their hats would act as baby-catching devices

[reprise85]

true true

[reprise85]

actually if men had babies absolutely everything about our species would be different doesnt matter if it was out of their butts or ears but i digress. there are some species where males have more parental investment than females fyi

[LaBelle]

What if the people of netphoria got an upgrade?

[bright_doom]

Please don't upgrade Netphoria. It's one of the few sites that still work on my Windows XP Internet Explorer from 2003.

[MyOneAndOnly]

what if Donald Trump was in president? LOL

[redbreegull]

what if he was un president

[MyOneAndOnly]

I pay Pakula $50 per month for my subscription. i'm starting to get the impression that he's ripping me off

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by reprise85

what if the entire human race suddenly lost the ability to perceive smells?

food would lose its charm and ppl would lose weight

there would be an incredible amount of farting around you at any given moment

stepping on shit would become on par with just stepping on some mud

perfume companies would go bankrupt

there would no longer be any difference between thick paper magazines and shitty papers


...sounds pretty good to me!

[redbreegull]

if I pay $50 a month will I finally be able to give out green and red rep?

[MyOneAndOnly]

you must be current with payments AND have 100,000 posts

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

food would lose its charm and ppl would lose weight

there would be an incredible amount of farting around you at any given moment

stepping on shit would become on par with just stepping on some mud

perfume companies would go bankrupt

there would no longer be any difference between thick paper magazines and shitty papers


...sounds pretty good to me!

i can barely smell and still manage to be gigantic

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

I pay Pakula $50 per month for my subscription. i'm starting to get the impression that he's ripping me off

I know you're joking but I sent Pakula a $20 USD bill when I was 15 or so because I had no way to do it electronically and that is why I have a premium account. It's funy to me that I used bbsitting money on such a thing.