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Old 08-17-2007, 04:58 PM   #1
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Arrow Question for the Men - Talking Urinals

When you pee in a urinal, do you aim for the sides or for the water? Does it make a difference if there's a urinal cake? How about a talking urinal cake?




I usually aim for the side because I don't like to sound of splattering pee in the water. Also, if there's a mesh, the pee sprays everywhere. However, if there was a talking urinal cake, I'd aim right for it.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 04:59 PM   #2
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:00 PM   #3
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:00 PM   #4
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i sit down to pee.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:00 PM   #5
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yeah. i wonder if aeroplane's script writing is as original

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:00 PM   #6
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I am for the backwall...15 degrees from the horizontal.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:01 PM   #7
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I am for the backwall...15 degrees from the horizontal.
I am on this team, too.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:02 PM   #8
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yeah. i wonder if aeroplane's script writing is as original
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:13 PM   #9
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I just pee towards the middle. Sometimes if there's a cigarette or whatever in one (not often in CA) i'll play "move the cig." I just like the barrier wall because of the cock peekers

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:15 PM   #10
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pee wherever i think i'll get the least spray back.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:16 PM   #11
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i usually bring a clipboard with me which i hold at a funny angle and try to bank the stream off the clipboard and into the urinal

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:23 PM   #12
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btw was really hoping this thread was about someone who invented a talking urinal

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:25 PM   #13
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well since they're stealing the talking urinal cakes, i'm sure that's next.

this could be your big break, Nimmy.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:28 PM   #14
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I just pee towards the middle. Sometimes if there's a cigarette or whatever in one (not often in CA) i'll play "move the cig."
That game gets more entertaining as you get increasingly drunk.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:38 PM   #15
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Have you guys known there are female urinals as well?

Friend she took a pic of the instructions for me:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../femurinal.jpg

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:43 PM   #16
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how's that really any different from a toilet? they're still having to squat.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:45 PM   #17
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what are urinal cakes?

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:45 PM   #18
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how's that really any different from a toilet? they're still having to squat.
it's smaller and they don't sit down. I had a pic of that thing somewhere, too, I might find it.

emancipation is creeping everywhere!

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:49 PM   #19
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what are urinal cakes?
a delectable pastry

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:50 PM   #20
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I dont use urinals.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:06 PM   #21
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I am honored to accept your waste.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:07 PM   #22
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I dont use urinals.
you're a pussy.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:10 PM   #23
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it's smaller and they don't sit down. I had a pic of that thing somewhere, too, I might find it.

emancipation is creeping everywhere!
Who sits down to go to the bathroom anyway, squatting is much more convenient. For squatters the female urinal is totally pointless.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:23 PM   #24
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Have you guys known there are female urinals as well?

Friend she took a pic of the instructions for me:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../femurinal.jpg
interesting that they thought it necessary to diagram the toilet paper bit. you'd think most people would have that down by now.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:29 PM   #25
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interesting that they thought it necessary to diagram the toilet paper bit. you'd think most people would have that down by now.
maybe they just wanted to indicate what they shall do with the paper - I still couldn't find the picture, but that urinal is definitely way way smaller than a normal toilet, so some might hesitate to throw the paper into that.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:29 PM   #26
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maybe it's to let the women know that unlike male urinals, you can actually throw paper down this one.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:29 PM   #27
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:30 PM   #28
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maybe they just wanted to indicate what they shall do with the paper - I still couldn't find the picture, but that urinal is definitely way way smaller than a normal toilet, so some might hesitate to throw the paper into that.
oooh, you're fast.

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:30 PM   #29
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what's a urinal cake?

 
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Old 08-17-2007, 06:30 PM   #30
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yeah i guess i was just thrown off because it looks like an actual toilet.

women's bathrooms are such a mystery.

 
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