Rolling "Shits Recently Taken" Thread - Page 21

ilikeplanets · 08-06-2023, 10:04 PM

Just when I thought I couldn't hate this thread more

slunken · 08-12-2023, 02:18 PM

My toilet's been bonkers lately. No flush power. I'm hitting the button multiple times.

ourruseoffools · 08-13-2023, 12:56 PM

I need to see a gastroenterologist

ovary · 08-13-2023, 02:33 PM

my ass has been a lot better since i washed it

slunken · 08-14-2023, 11:02 PM

I just miss being able to step back and admire the horse pile

now i'm flushing in intervals

*what have i become/my sweetest friend*

ovary · 09-08-2023, 06:48 AM

i am stuck on the can

the chipotle was spicer than usual last night

i do not forsee a happy ending

a burning turd is lodged stuck amid my gaping orifice

hope this half roll of TP is sufficient.

not sure i'll be able to pinch off but i gotta go to work

ovary · 02-15-2024, 10:40 PM

my butthole has seized up again. this hasn't happened since i first saw timothee chalamet fuck a peach in "call me by your name." this time i haven't been watching any gay shit or anything.

redbreegull · 02-15-2024, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

I just miss being able to step back and admire the horse pile

now i'm flushing in intervals

*what have i become/my sweetest friend*

my empire of night soil

ovary · 08-19-2024, 08:06 PM

i feel again i have to poop,
so to the can i plod,
shoulders slouched
resigned, aloof.
suspecting yet
more spinchter fraud.

it happens every day, you see,
and all of each day too:
my ass will whisper
"empty me"
but when i push,
no shit, no poo.

dear god: why hath thou sentenced me
to so much toilet time?
doomed to sit
yet merely pee,
a tortured
straining mime?

run2pee · 08-21-2024, 11:10 PM

Yall are constipated

That or had too much cheese check if your lacto

great poster · 08-22-2024, 01:29 AM

or in my case too much kratom

redbreegull · 08-22-2024, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by run2pee

Yall are constipated

That or had too much cheese check if your lacto

born to shit, forced to wipe

Ihaguitar · 08-25-2024, 05:24 AM

Shitting after a course of antibiotics really sucks.

john's ego · 10-05-2024, 02:58 AM

warms my cockles to see this on page 1

mxzombie · 10-07-2024, 03:23 PM

netphoria's most successful thread?

more at 11

john's ego · 10-11-2024, 04:42 AM

Got rocked by a fucking 7 today

MyOneAndOnly · 10-12-2024, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

born to shit, forced to wipe

get a bidet, loser!

MyOneAndOnly · 10-12-2024, 11:17 PM

Ate Cambodian food 2 days in a row... Now i'm paying the price

MyOneAndOnly · 10-13-2024, 08:05 PM

make that three days... had some leftovers

FoolofaTook · 10-19-2024, 04:02 PM

after taking a poop and wiping, I stood up to inspect the delivered payload before flushing (I always do this. it's a thing).

and there was this weird little red fragment on the seat, right where the top of my buttcrack rests. it looked like dried chili pepper or something. what was it? dried blood? dried poop? congealed gochujang? looked kinda tasty but I resisted (not even a sniff) and wiped it off and flushed it away with the rest.

Plasticine Rap Star · 10-19-2024, 04:27 PM

Could've been worth money. Shouldn't have flushed it.

MyOneAndOnly · 10-19-2024, 05:34 PM

You tasted it didn't you? You know what that was

yo soy el mejor · 10-25-2024, 01:36 PM

i took a picture of an impressive poop the other day but i haven't found anyone to show yet. i told my friend i did it but she didn't wanna see but i know she was curious.

ovary · 10-25-2024, 06:24 PM

this is a classic "pics or it didn't happen" situation

yo soy el mejor · 11-30-2024, 04:14 PM

i still have it on my phone so that must mean i could show it one day. i'm just not there yet.

sometimes i can't fathom how certain turds form and come out so long when i'm so short and be sitting down a bunch. you'd think my guts would snap anything in half. shit's crazy

redbreegull · 12-03-2024, 03:29 AM

y'all ever used a whole roll on one go?

smashingjj · 12-04-2024, 09:57 AM

Always, just to be sure!

redbreegull · 12-05-2024, 10:01 PM

people are flushing the toilet 10, 15 times

MyOneAndOnly · 12-10-2024, 12:30 AM

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slunken Virgo Posts: 43,245	I just miss being able to step back and admire the horse pile now i'm flushing in intervals what have i become/my sweetest friend

09-08-2023, 06:48 AM	#606
ovary Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,040	i am stuck on the can the chipotle was spicer than usual last night i do not forsee a happy ending a burning turd is lodged stuck amid my gaping orifice hope this half roll of TP is sufficient. not sure i'll be able to pinch off but i gotta go to work

02-15-2024, 10:40 PM	#607
ovary Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,040	my butthole has seized up again. this hasn't happened since i first saw timothee chalamet fuck a peach in "call me by your name." this time i haven't been watching any gay shit or anything.

08-19-2024, 08:06 PM	#609
ovary Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,040	i feel again i have to poop, so to the can i plod, shoulders slouched resigned, aloof. suspecting yet more spinchter fraud. it happens every day, you see, and all of each day too: my ass will whisper "empty me" but when i push, no shit, no poo. dear god: why hath thou sentenced me to so much toilet time? doomed to sit yet merely pee, a tortured straining mime?

08-21-2024, 11:10 PM	#610
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 8,191	Yall are constipated That or had too much cheese check if your lacto

08-22-2024, 01:29 AM	#611
great poster Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,705	or in my case too much kratom

10-05-2024, 02:58 AM	#614
john's ego Ownz Posts: 713	warms my cockles to see this on page 1

08-25-2024, 05:24 AM	#613
Ihaguitar Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,546	Shitting after a course of antibiotics really sucks.

10-07-2024, 03:23 PM	#615
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,733	netphoria's most successful thread? more at 11

10-11-2024, 04:42 AM	#616
john's ego Ownz Posts: 713	Got rocked by a fucking 7 today

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MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 24,166	Ate Cambodian food 2 days in a row... Now i'm paying the price

10-13-2024, 08:05 PM	#619
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 24,166	make that three days... had some leftovers

10-19-2024, 04:02 PM	#620
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,335	after taking a poop and wiping, I stood up to inspect the delivered payload before flushing (I always do this. it's a thing). and there was this weird little red fragment on the seat, right where the top of my buttcrack rests. it looked like dried chili pepper or something. what was it? dried blood? dried poop? congealed gochujang? looked kinda tasty but I resisted (not even a sniff) and wiped it off and flushed it away with the rest.

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Plasticine Rap Star Apocalyptic Poster Location: the former Elijah Moon Posts: 2,157	Could've been worth money. Shouldn't have flushed it.

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MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 24,166	You tasted it didn't you? You know what that was

10-25-2024, 01:36 PM	#623
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,591	i took a picture of an impressive poop the other day but i haven't found anyone to show yet. i told my friend i did it but she didn't wanna see but i know she was curious.

10-25-2024, 06:24 PM	#624
ovary Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,040	this is a classic "pics or it didn't happen" situation

11-30-2024, 04:14 PM	#625
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,591	i still have it on my phone so that must mean i could show it one day. i'm just not there yet. sometimes i can't fathom how certain turds form and come out so long when i'm so short and be sitting down a bunch. you'd think my guts would snap anything in half. shit's crazy

12-03-2024, 03:29 AM	#626
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 33,408	y'all ever used a whole roll on one go?

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