What posters would you set up on a blind date? - Page 3

toase · 02-09-2015, 11:55 PM

I can be just like a girl if you pay enough

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-09-2015, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morespsoon

My favorite pissed off SP tune, does it help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wojA9pZwWL8

This is just marquis in spades

I took the zero single out from the warren library over and over when I was 14

reprise85 · 02-09-2015, 11:57 PM

bitch away

happy birthday btw

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-09-2015, 11:59 PM

Thanks. Nearly 10 years a netphorian !!!

sppunk · 02-10-2015, 12:01 AM

Sorry, Bonnie. That's terrible. :/

ilikeplanets · 02-10-2015, 12:23 AM

yeah what an asshole

ilikeplanets · 02-10-2015, 12:23 AM

have a happy birthday and try to forget about that shithead

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-10-2015, 12:29 AM

Thank you, you two.
Perspective for anyone else that's gone thru this: it could be worse.
Advice: love yourself instead

yo soy el mejor · 02-10-2015, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Thank you, you two.
Perspective for anyone else that's gone thru this: it could be worse.
Advice: love yourself instead

you're learning.

morespsoon · 02-10-2015, 12:54 AM

I just discovered something from this thread, "LaBelle" is not a woman?

Jerry's Ray · 02-10-2015, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by hnibos

Who should I be dating

Yeah I'll take you out for a spin...

You bottom?

hnibos · 02-10-2015, 01:18 AM

That's a very personal question

Jerry's Ray · 02-10-2015, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

That's a very personal question

To straights.
But for us homos, it's on our licenses...

The exploding boy · 02-10-2015, 03:48 AM

I'm pretty sure with straights there is usually a hmm...biologically determined penetrator and penetrated.

I mean not that it's supposed to limit you to either role of course....

Mals Marola · 02-10-2015, 03:52 AM

are you a grizzly or a fairy

a bear or a cub

smashing pumpkins fan or bearcubbin fan

these are the only questions i need answered in a scenario like this

ohnoitsbonnie · 02-10-2015, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

you're learning.

This is a weird thing to hear from you of all people

ilikeplanets · 02-10-2015, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

I'm pretty sure with straights there is usually a hmm...biologically determined penetrator and penetrated.

....

penetratee? penetrant?

ilikeplanets · 02-10-2015, 05:05 AM

penetrance

Elijah Moon · 02-10-2015, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by hnibos

isn't elijah moon a girl

Nope, I just have feminine charms.

The exploding boy · 02-10-2015, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

penetrance

good band name.

Probably would be better if they're actually trance too.

The exploding boy · 02-10-2015, 05:54 AM

Or alternately, play music in the style of Smell the Glove era Spinal Tap

Elijah Moon · 02-10-2015, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elijah Moon

Nope, I just have feminine charms.

Also, just look at my manly amber avatar.

Jerry's Ray · 02-10-2015, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

are you a grizzly or a fairy

a bear or a cub

smashing pumpkins fan or bearcubbin fan

these are the only questions i need answered in a scenario like this

I am a grizzly with fairy tendencies. I look like a masculine, bricked, gruffy as fuck, buzz-cutted, bearded, hairy cunt with the steely animalistic disposition to match; but as soon as I hear "Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah, Roma-roma-mamaa." I'm like, OMFGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" and I'll unashamedly flail my hands in the air.

I'm a bear. Oh God am I beary. I look like the love child of Frida Kahlo and Chewbacca...

I know its "passé" and all that junk, but I'm definitely a smashing pumpkins fan... Have been for quite some time... But I might be willing to try Bearcubbin; are they bottoms?

Mals Marola · 02-10-2015, 07:14 AM

they're byrners

straight up fire-byrners

Jerry's Ray · 02-10-2015, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

they're byrners

straight up fire-byrners

Sounds hot!
No like, seriously.

Mals Marola · 02-10-2015, 07:25 AM

i'm sure you & mikey could have a real bad romance

ra ra hoo la la la

Jerry's Ray · 02-10-2015, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

i'm sure you & mikey could have a real bad romance

ra ra hoo la la la

http://do512blog.com/wp-content/uplo...bearcubbin.jpg

being the pogonophile that I am, he definitely peaks my interest.

Hey wait a sec... Isn't he that guy that was in that band with whatshisface...!?! You know, Baldy Mc'Crybaby?!!!

toase · 02-10-2015, 08:02 AM

I wonder if mike will look good after puberty

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-10-2015, 08:07 AM

impossible

FoolofaTook · 02-10-2015, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

Every guy is actually gay

yup

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02-09-2015, 11:55 PM	#61
toase Apocalyptic Poster Location: AA meetings Posts: 4,026	I can be just like a girl if you pay enough

02-09-2015, 11:57 PM	#63
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	bitch away happy birthday btw

02-09-2015, 11:59 PM	#64
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Thanks. Nearly 10 years a netphorian !!!

02-10-2015, 12:01 AM	#65
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,109	Sorry, Bonnie. That's terrible. :/

02-10-2015, 12:23 AM	#66
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	yeah what an asshole

02-10-2015, 12:29 AM	#68
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Thank you, you two. Perspective for anyone else that's gone thru this: it could be worse. Advice: love yourself instead

02-10-2015, 12:54 AM	#70
morespsoon Registered User Posts: 930	I just discovered something from this thread, "LaBelle" is not a woman?

02-10-2015, 01:18 AM	#72
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	That's a very personal question

02-10-2015, 03:48 AM	#74
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	I'm pretty sure with straights there is usually a hmm...biologically determined penetrator and penetrated. I mean not that it's supposed to limit you to either role of course....

02-10-2015, 03:52 AM	#75
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	are you a grizzly or a fairy a bear or a cub smashing pumpkins fan or bearcubbin fan these are the only questions i need answered in a scenario like this

02-10-2015, 05:05 AM	#78
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	penetrance

02-10-2015, 05:54 AM	#81
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	Or alternately, play music in the style of Smell the Glove era Spinal Tap

02-10-2015, 07:14 AM	#84
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	they're byrners straight up fire-byrners

02-10-2015, 07:25 AM	#86
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	i'm sure you & mikey could have a real bad romance ra ra hoo la la la

02-10-2015, 08:02 AM	#88
toase Apocalyptic Poster Location: AA meetings Posts: 4,026	I wonder if mike will look good after puberty

02-10-2015, 08:07 AM	#89
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	impossible