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Old 02-03-2015, 12:41 AM   #61
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h8 hotdogs.
"Walken in LA: Hot Dogs

By Christopher Walken

Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog. Now, I've done a lot of movies, and it's true that I've worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I'm sorry to say that these people have always angered me.

There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yet found one, and I don't expect to in my lifetime. Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious.

I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting. This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this.

When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love for hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs.

I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 04:46 AM   #62
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I remember the kidney stone I had I was in so much pain I couldn't walk. It's so bad you can't really talk to anyone either. They put an IV in and put dye in it to see if they could find it... the radiologist said it was there ... but the dye moved it out of me. My fever went from 102 to 98 in a matter of an hour once it was no longer stuck. Peeing it out is another story.

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 08:10 AM   #63
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hey reprise does suboxone mix badly with meth too? cuz i have both of those

The only reason I know about tramadol is because I used to abuse it. You should ask a pharmacist/doctor. As far as I know there is no more danger than taking meth with any other opioid. Which is to say, physically the dangers are not more than each drug individually. But again, I am not a pharmacist.

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 08:18 AM   #64
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kinda what i figured, considering what i know .....seems fine to me, yo

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 12:04 PM   #65
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u do meth?

ilp has just entered a whole upper echelon of her own

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 12:06 PM   #66
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I have never even SEEN meth.

You are my hero.

I will build a shrine to you, and offer coricidin and robitusin to Dionysus before it.

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 12:35 PM   #67
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people actually say "yo"?
i thought that was a "breaking bad" joke.

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 01:22 PM   #68
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I thought your face was a joke

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 01:22 PM   #69
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, yo

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 01:23 PM   #70
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soy el mejor!

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 01:25 PM   #71
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ban this idiot already
he's just spewing trash in every thread

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 01:34 PM   #72
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I'd be surprised to learn that ilp DIDN'T do meth

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 01:52 PM   #73
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I'm high on it now :/

I uh, I don't think that's the first time this has come up?

Took you are a crazy fool. Meth is all over the place here, lotsa woods. And Irwin said yo better than Jesse, yo.

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 01:54 PM   #74
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I have never even SEEN meth.

You are my hero.

I will build a shrine to you, and offer coricidin and robitusin to Dionysus before it.
What's weird is that DXM is the only drug of all I get too zoned out on to trip with anyone

 
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Old 02-03-2015, 04:17 PM   #75
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ban this idiot already
he's just spewing trash in every thread
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Old 02-05-2015, 12:53 AM   #76
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That's a Chicago dog right? That's why it's got the pickle n shit

 
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Old 02-05-2015, 12:54 AM   #77
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Also that walken bit was hilarious, whats it from?

 
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