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my friend's been quoting that a lot to me recently. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif (computer)pierce brosnan: that's some wife you have homer.. homer: yeah, she's cool (computer)pierce brosnan: you're a lucky man homer: yeah she's married till death do us part.. So if I should die, she'd be single. For man OR machine! [homer leaves] (computer)pierce brosnan: heh-heh, machine eh..? [homer returns] homer: yeah, machine! [This message has been edited by wangcomputers (edited 02-08-2002).] |
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![]() Seacaptain: Yarrr! We've only got a few days to deliver our precious cargo.
Sailor: You mean the hot pants sir? Seacaptain: Yarr. The hot pants. |
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![]() SACRA-LISCIOUS!!
lies make baby jesus cry also any and all ralph quotes. j o e ------------------ ::stumbles in drunkenly:: Hey everybody, where did Mary go? Where did Mary go? And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to... I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled.... And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away.... ::exits drunkenly:: |
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![]() Snake(on electric chair getting fried):
Dude, we've been here all morning. Can we at least re-moisten my head sponge? |
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snake: so long, suckers! audience: boo! [snake gets carried into power cables] audience: yay! |
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also, dr. nick-calm down, you're going to give yourself skin failure. Joe, um, I must've, like, fallen on a bullet and it, like, drove itself into my gut.-snake apu upon manjula waking him up: "oh, i had the most wonderful dream where i died." also, anytime apu says 'shut up, shut up, i can't believe you don't shut up!" homer: "oh no! this can't be happening! what the hell are we going to do with 10,00 angel ashtrays?" bart: "i could take up smoking" homer: "you damn well better!' and there's oh so many more. |
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![]() the best one is
"The ozone layers just pretend like the tooth fairy and leprachauns" -homer |
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![]() oh no thats wrong it
somethings just pretend just like leprachauns and the tooth fairy and the ozone layer.. i dunno its funny though |
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MCGARNAGLE: You tell me Chief. You had a pretty good view from behind your desk. Clint Eastwood was crying when he heard that parody. |
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