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2. saving silverman. i agree with everything else you said but.... i loved this movie. now, i din't love it in a "best movie ever, move over godfather" way. but i deffinately felt some of the "dumb & dumber love". yes it was stupid, pointless, etc. but that was the intention.... with crude and (rarely, i know) witty hummor along the way. (FUCK YOU REPLACEMENT FRIENDS!!!) (don't make me take away your masturbation priveledges) and jack black rules. (except in "Shallow Hal" which blew... are you sure you didn't mean Shallow Hal???) one other thing, while i enjoyed Saving Silverman, i agree... it did not deserve that much writting in defense of it. sorry. j o e ------------------ ::stumbles in drunkenly:: Hey everybody, where did Mary go? Where did Mary go? And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to... I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled.... And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away.... ::exits drunkenly:: |
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PECKER FUCKING SUCKS j o e |
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Some people namd pretty good nominees. TOmb raider is probably the last really shitty movie i've seen. Batman and robin is also up there in crappiness. I mean, what's different about those movies is that they're sorta big budget movies that still suck. I agree with fathoms though, there are different degrees of shittiness for movies. And those who thought the fifth element was awful probably didn't see it as it was spposed to be seen, not serious for a minute. It doesn't pretedn to be, it doesn't take itself seriously at all. I don't think it's great or anything, but it's surely not the shittiest movie ive seen. |
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If anyone's interested in seeing a good movie about Joan d'Arc, check out the 1999 mini-series starring Leelee Sobieski. It's out on DVD. ------------------ http://members.home.net/mjledrew/mario.jpg "In the mud, on your knees Trying hard not to please Anyone, all the time Being a rebel's fine But you go all the way to being brutal" |
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[This message has been edited by nevermind (edited 02-07-2002).] |
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![]() No no. You guys are STILL listing some that at least have cheesiness value. The worst movie I've ever seen is The Green Mile. Stretched out. Shoddy attempts at tugging on the emotional strings. Horrible fx (the things flying out of that guy's mouth). Novel black guy as a big dumb happy creature. Annoying Forrest Gump references. *shudders*
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![]() Trust me, anyone who's seen Godzilla 2000 would put it on they're top 5 list of worst movies ever without hesitation. Of course, when the hell has they're ever been a GOOD Godzilla movie?
Others I forgot to mention in the mere badness catagory = X-men, Galaxy Quest (Though like Saving Silverman I only put it on for five minutes before deciding the hour and half of my life would be much better used photographing household appliences.] I know What You Did Last Summer is another good choice. I actually like some of these movies that have been mentioned. The Fifth Element does have lots of annoying charactors but I've watched it 4 times without wanting to vomit. It's a decent popcorn flick. The Messenger is really stupid, but Milla's over-acting is the only thing that keeps it interesting throughout. I used to hate Armageddon until the last time I watched it, it's not bad. And The Green Mile doesn't have that strong of a story I suppose, but the storyTELLING is what makes it good. And in terms of cheesiness, bad acting, bad storyline, bad everything the top five list of worst movies ever should definately ******* LEFT BEHIND ------------------ http://www.exclaim.ca/photos/articlephoto-674a.jpg |
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![]() Funny that two of the movies mentionned in this thread are Luc Besson movie. It's true though, the guy does suck.
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iwannarocknrollhighskool...forever..and ever.. iwannarockandrollhighskool...foreverandever...... ha, what the fuck? |
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![]() even if you like the ramones, you're gonna find it to be a nightmare. actually, maybe it's worse for the fans.
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![]() Mortal Kombat: Annihalation.
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Rock On.. ------------------ - I use music as some kind of weird salvation to get away from life... - -We will miss you!! The Smashing Pumpkins (1988-2000) - Sad Machines Audio Archive Glued On Wings FTP |
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![]() The Road to Welville god it was so bad.
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![]() Saving Silverman shouldn't be on here. It is somehow saved by the line "we ate her". If any movie from the Amanda Peet cannon should be on here it would have to be Whipped.
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![]() It's sad that a collaboration between Bono and Wim wenders would end up so bad. Then again it shows once more that singers and musicians should stick to waht to best.
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![]() Double Trouble...blah
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![]() you guys are all naming bad movies, but movies that arent even close to being the worst... almost anything from the 80's at least qualifies...
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![]() I'm gonna go with either citizen kane or the thin red line. Two very over-rated and very boring movies.
------------------ http://raversaregay.homestead.com/files/USA.gif I'm hotter than the crack you're cookin' up, heat up! |
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![]() I saw a Silence of the lamb "parody" last night called silence of the ham. Well that's at least the shittiest "comedy" i've ever ever seen. My god it was so incredibly dumb and unfunny i can't even explain it....
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And acted wonderfully. |
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![]() Gummo never should have been made.
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I still stand by my thin red line vote, though. ------------------ http://raversaregay.homestead.com/files/USA.gif I'm hotter than the crack you're cookin' up, heat up! |
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------------------ http://raversaregay.homestead.com/files/USA.gif I'm hotter than the crack you're cookin' up, heat up! |
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Yeah, I had the same problem the first time I watched Truffaut's 400 blows. |
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but gummo was fuckin' funny. Fawkin' queer ass rabbits! Smells like queers... smells like *****! i hate rabbits! j o e ------------------ ::stumbles in drunkenly:: Hey everybody, where did Mary go? Where did Mary go? And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to... I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled.... And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away.... ::exits drunkenly:: |
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