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01-17-2012, 11:48 AM | #1 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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GAWD I love tax season
How is it treatin you guys? Refund or tears?
I efiled yesterday and with the combo of student loan interest paid, moving expenses, and incompetent withholdings, I'm owed about 3 grand state and federal combined. My friend wasn't so fortunate. The HR lady entered 3 dependents for him (he has 0) so even though we make the same salary he was taxed about 5 grand less than me! Ouch. He's about to get slammed by the IRS I think. Post your tax related stories or gloat/complain as the case may be. |
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01-17-2012, 11:50 AM | #2 |
Banned
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shut up
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01-17-2012, 12:09 PM | #3 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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yeah seriously shut the fuck up retard boy
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01-17-2012, 12:35 PM | #4 |
Braindead
Location: The Ghetto
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Think CAIC pretty much summed things up right there.
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01-17-2012, 01:17 PM | #5 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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That $3k could have been going all year into a pretax 401k, and then you'd have been taxed on even less earnings!
I love how people have too much withheld during the year, then think they're getting free money when they get their IRS check. Almost everyone who views it that way probably blows the money. |
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01-17-2012, 01:35 PM | #6 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Mines going right into savings. And my work doesn't match 401k contributions until the 1 year anniversary which is coming up soon. At that point I'll be putting in the minimum % to get their max match.
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01-17-2012, 01:36 PM | #7 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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And your money will still be taxed there, but at a different time
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01-17-2012, 01:50 PM | #8 |
Netphoria's George Will
Location: Fenway Park
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I'll file the extension April 16. I forgot to make a quarterly payment on time last summer, I got a nice letter from Uncle Sam on that. Fuck that guy.
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01-17-2012, 02:13 PM | #9 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Through corporate tax loopholes and creative book keeping, I only pay a dollar a year in taxes on the millions I make.
Also shut the goddamn fuck up Dogfart. Last edited by duovamp : 01-17-2012 at 02:18 PM. |
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01-17-2012, 02:53 PM | #10 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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What crawled up your butts this morning?
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01-17-2012, 02:54 PM | #11 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Nice board you got here, Pakula
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01-17-2012, 03:05 PM | #12 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: the warmth between your thighs
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I haven't done mine yet.
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01-17-2012, 03:27 PM | #13 |
Banned
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01-17-2012, 03:58 PM | #14 |
Minion of Satan
Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler
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It cracks me up when people brag about huge tax returns. You overpaid your taxes all year long and let the government hold onto your money interest free for you. Good job.
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01-17-2012, 03:59 PM | #15 |
Banned
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thanks WB what would we do without you
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01-17-2012, 05:13 PM | #16 |
Virgo
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01-17-2012, 05:16 PM | #17 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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01-17-2012, 05:23 PM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: the mtns
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Just hope I get enough back to cover the money I spent from my savings account while I was unemployed
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01-17-2012, 07:19 PM | #19 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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01-17-2012, 07:23 PM | #20 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
Location: Atlanta, GA
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This is the 21st century. What kind of dial up using, paper printing companies do you work for? Online efile started today.
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01-17-2012, 07:39 PM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals
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Stupid taxes suck. Already filed tho, getting some coin back. One thing that bothers me is how people get paid to have kids, while single, childless people get raped. Why can you get more money back than you paid in? I'm paying like 4grand a year in federal taxes and get barely 600 back while someone with 2 kids, who works half a year at minimum wage gets over 3grand back. Stupid.
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01-17-2012, 09:12 PM | #22 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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People who rent subsidize the tax breaks of homeowners. people without kids subsidize the tax breaks of people with kids.
and people who actually work subsidize the insane low tax rates for the 1% who pay next to nothing in taxes. it's call America! love it or leave it. |
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01-17-2012, 09:13 PM | #23 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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I mean... I can understand tax credits or assistance for people living below the poverty level, or trying to raise a kid on the minimum wage. But why should someone making $250k per year get a massive deduction for each of their spoiled rotten private school kids?
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01-17-2012, 09:17 PM | #24 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract.
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tax laws are written to encourage the nuclear family.
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01-17-2012, 10:19 PM | #25 | |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Quote:
Also they pay for many, many other people's kids' lunches. I'm okay with all of this. |
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01-17-2012, 11:55 PM | #26 |
Banned
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01-18-2012, 12:25 AM | #27 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Yeah fuck people with kids trying to make it in the world.
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01-18-2012, 12:44 AM | #28 |
Minion of Satan
Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals
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Nah, fuck people without kids trying to make it in the world. If they want some, they have to get theirs.
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01-18-2012, 01:01 AM | #29 |
Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
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Fucking gross thread.
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01-18-2012, 01:05 AM | #30 |
Braindead
Location: The Ghetto
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LAWDY LAWD I LOVES ME SOME TAX SEASON!
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