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Old 12-06-2007, 02:23 AM   #1
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Default ITT: You ask would you rather...

...drink a cup of your friend's spit or your own blood.

...jump into freezing cold water or steaming hot water.


I'd go with blood and cold btw.

NOW YUOZ!!!

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:24 AM   #2
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:26 AM   #3
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fuck this man. People are so quick to jump down my throat tonight.

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:27 AM   #4
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:27 AM   #5
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:30 AM   #6
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:31 AM   #7
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:31 AM   #8
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I'm just bored and wanted to converse. Netphoria's everything wrong with the internet.

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:33 AM   #9
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I'm just bored and wanted to converse. Netphoria's everything wrong with the internet.
Do you cam2cam?

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:33 AM   #10
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1. After having entered the Hung gates I must treat the parents and relatives of my sworn brothers as my own kin. I shall suffer death by five thunderbolts if I do not keep this oath.
2. I shall assist my sworn brothers to bury their parents and brothers by offering financial or physical assistance. I shall be killed by five thunderbolts if I pretend to have no knowledge of their troubles.
3. When Hung brothers visit my house, I shall provide them with board and lodging. I shall be killed by myriads of knives if I treat them as strangers.
4. I will always acknowledge my Hung brothers when they identify themselves. If I ignore them I will be killed by myriads of swords.
5. I shall not disclose the secrets of the Hung family, not even to my parents, brothers, or wife. I shall never disclose the secrets for money. I will be killed by myriads of swords if I do so.
6. I shall never betray my sworn brothers. If, through a misunderstanding, I have caused the arrest of one of my brothers I must release him immediately. If I break this oath I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
7. I will offer financial assistance to sworn brothers who are in trouble in order that they may pay their passage fee, etc. If I break this oath I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
8. I must never cause harm or bring trouble to my sworn brothers or Incense Master. If I do so I will be killed by myriads of swords.
9. I must never commit any indecent assaults on the wives, sisters, or daughters, of my sworn brothers. I shall be killed by five thunderbolts if I break this oath.
10. I shall never embezzle cash or property from my sworn brothers. If I break this oath I will be killed by myriads of swords.
11. I will take good care of the wives or children of sworn brothers entrusted to my keeping. If I do not I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
12. If I have supplied false particulars about myself for the purpose of joining the Hung family I shall be killed by five thunderbolts.
13. If I should change my mind and deny my membership of the Hung family I will be killed by myriads of swords.
14. If I rob a sworn brother or assist an outsider to do so I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
15. If I should take advantage of a sworn brother or force unfair business deals upon him I will be killed by myriads of swords.
16. If I knowingly convert my sworn brother's cash or property to my own use I shall be killed by five thunderbolts.
17. If I have wrongly taken a sworn brother's cash or property during a robbery I must return them to him. If I do not I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
18. If I am arrested after committing an offence I must accept my punishment and not try to place blame on my sworn brothers. If I do so I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
19. If any of my sworn brothers are killed, or arrested, or have departed to some other place, I will assist their wives and children who may be in need. If I pretend to have no knowledge of their difficulties I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
20. When any of my sworn brothers have been assaulted or blamed by others, I must come forward and help him if he is in the right or advise him to desist if he is wrong. If he has been repeatedly insulted by others I shall inform our other brothers and arrange to help him physically or financially. If I do not keep this oath I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
21. If it comes to my knowledge that the Government is seeking any of my sworn brothers who has come from other provinces or from overseas, I shall immediately inform him in order that he may make his escape. If I break this oath I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
22. I must not conspire with outsiders to cheat my sworn brothers at gambling. If I do so I will be killed by myriads of swords.
23. I shall not cause discord amongst my sworn brothers by spreading false reports about any of them. If I do so I will be killed by myriads of swords.
24. I shall not appoint myself as Incense Master without authority. After entering the Hung gates for three years the loyal and faithful ones may be promoted by the Incense Master with the support of his sworn brothers. I shall be killed by five thunderbolts if I make any unauthorized promotions myself.
25. If my natural brothers are involved in a dispute or law suit with my sworn brothers I must not help either party against the other but must attempt to have the matter settled amicably. If I break this oath I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
26. After entering the Hung gates I must forget any previous grudges I may have borne against my sworn brothers. If I do not do so I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
27. I must not trespass upon the territory occupied by my sworn brothers. I shall be killed by five thunderbolts if I pretend to have no knowledge of my brothers' rights in such matters.
28. I must not covet or seek to share any property or cash obtained by my sworn brothers. If I have such ideas I will be killed.
29. I must not disclose any address where my sworn brothers keep their wealth nor must I conspire to make wrong use of such knowledge. If I do so I will be killed by myriads of swords.
30. I must not give support to outsiders if so doing is against the interests of any of my sworn brothers. If I do not keep this oath I will be killed by myriads of swords.
31. I must not take advantage of the Hung brotherhood in order to oppress or take violent or unreasonable advantage of others. I must be content and honest. If I break this oath I will be killed by five thunderbolts.
32. I shall be killed by five thunderbolts if I behave indecently towards small children of my sworn brothers' families.
33. If any of my sworn brothers has committed a big offence I must not inform upon them to the Government for the purposes of obtaining a reward. I shall be killed by five thunderbolts if I break this oath.
34. I must not take to myself the wives and concubines of my sworn brothers nor commit adultery with them. If I do so I will be killed by myriads of swords.
35. I must never reveal Hung secrets or signs when speaking to outsiders. If I do so I will be killed by myriads of swords.
36. After entering the Hung gates I shall be loyal and faithful and shall endeavour to overthrow Ch'ing and restore Ming by coordinating my efforts with those of my sworn brethren even though my brethren and I may not be in the same professions. Our common aim is to avenge our Five Ancestors (Kok Max, Mong Long, Gee Seng, Gee Heng and Bong Lai).

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:33 AM   #11
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nobody here is good at conversing

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:34 AM   #12
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I'm just bored and wanted to converse. Netphoria's everything wrong with the internet.
spit or blood

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:35 AM   #13
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nobody here is good at conversing
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:40 AM   #14
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I will cam2cam with you MADpeace. How old are you?

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:42 AM   #15
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nobody here is good at conversing
i DoN't WaNt A cOnVeRsAtIoN,
I jUsT wAnT tO cRy In FrOnT oF YuO...

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:42 AM   #16
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do you yahoo

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:06 AM   #17
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blood & cold

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:33 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by MADpeace
...drink a cup of your friend's spit or your own blood.

...jump into freezing cold water or steaming hot water.


I'd go with blood and cold btw.

NOW YUOZ!!!
these are the easiest choicest to make...
blood, and cold water (hot water would hurt much longer than a quick dive into cold water)

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:34 AM   #19
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also since you put freezing cold water, the opposite would be boiling hot water

this would only make the choice even easier

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