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View Poll Results: Would be rather be
Two inches shorter. 2 6.67%
One inch shorter. 1 3.33%
Same height as now. 9 30.00%
One inch taller. 3 10.00%
Two inches taller. 15 50.00%
None of the above. 0 0%
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:21 PM   #1
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Question Height poll.

Would you rather be...

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:23 PM   #2
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I'm pretty satisfied with the genetic hand of cards my parents dealt me.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:24 PM   #3
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I should have made this public. Anonymous polls are for weaklings.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:24 PM   #4
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Oh well.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:25 PM   #5
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i would like to be taller especially if it meant that it made me look thinner

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:26 PM   #6
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shorter would be awesome.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:28 PM   #7
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i used to care about being taller. i dont anymore. so im happy now.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:31 PM   #8
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i wish i was 6' so I could look bigger. I probably wouldn't go as far as 6'2" I would also like another 1" or so on my penis (length, not girth.)

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:32 PM   #9
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I probably wouldn't go as far as 6'2" I would also like another 1" or so on my penis (length, not girth.)
Ha ha ha, that's another poll in itself.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:34 PM   #10
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I wouldn't mind discussing average penis statistics in here if you don't mind. I read something the other day that was surprising.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:36 PM   #11
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I'm tall enough (5'10") to reach 99% of people's chins with a right hook, and that's all that matters.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:37 PM   #12
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What was it?

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:39 PM   #13
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I was waiting for feedback on whether people would want to discuss it or just tell me to stfu. I'll go find the quote.
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:42 PM   #14
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stfu?

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:43 PM   #15
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Average Penis Size

Difficulty in researching average penis size

Determining what the average penis size is seems like it shouldn’t be that complicated. It’s a physical body part, you measure it, and repeat hundreds of thousands of times around the world, then take an average. Unfortunately, arriving at an accurate idea of what is an average penis size, is more complicated. Some of the problems with figuring out average penis size *******:

* Is penis size considered to be the length, the girth, or both?
* When measuring penis length, where do you start?
* Is penis girth measured at the base of the penis, at the glans (head), or around the shaft?
* Are the people measured in these studies representative of the general population?
* Do all studies ******* measurements taken by others, or self-reported measurements (which are historically bigger than measurements reported by others)?

Different studies answer these questions differently, which makes arriving at a single average penis size almost impossible.
Also, many researchers believe that those who are willing to participate in a study about penis size may have larger than average penises, which would also skew the results.

With all that in mind, here are some figures from different studies published in academic journals.
Measurement of average penis size in research

The results from three studies of penis size where the measurements were taken in a laboratory setting give the following ranges:

* Average penis length (flaccid/not erect): from 3.4 inches to 3.7 inches (8.6 cm to 9.3 cm)
* Average penis length (erect): from 5.1 inches to 5.7 inches (12.9 cm to 14.5 cm)
* Average penis girth (circumference when erect): from 3.5 inches to 3.9 inches (8.8 cm to 10 cm)

These numbers are obviously very different from the sizes we hear (and see) in adult movies, and even the kinds of numbers you read on line. Why such a difference?

Many, possibly most, statistics you read are not from legitimate research, but from marketing companies who want you to feel bad about your penis size (so you’ll buy their product).
Other important things to know about average penis size

* There is much greater variation in size of flaccid (non-erect) penises than of penises when they are erect. A soft penis that looks large may be roughly the same size when erect as a soft penis that looks smaller.
* Because most men see other penises when they are not erect it can appear as if there is a big difference, and men may be likely to assume their erect penis is much smaller when compared to others.
* Male porn stars are often chosen specifically because they have larger than average penises. Also, there are a variety of techniques used to make penises look bigger on camera. Lighting, camera angle, and even shaving of pubic hair can all make things look bigger on camera.
I put the parts in bold that I found surprising/interesting.
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These numbers are obviously very different from the sizes we hear (and see) in adult movies

How often do you hear penis sizes in adult movies?

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:54 PM   #17
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Imagine if some flaccid penises actually got smaller when they were erect. Wouldn't that be something.

My penis is made of clay and is permanently erect.

 
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These numbers are obviously very different from the sizes we hear (and see) in adult movies

How often do you hear penis sizes in adult movies?
"Shove your seven point eight three inch dick into my wet pussy... Oooooh yeah..."

 
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These numbers are obviously very different from the sizes we hear (and see) in adult movies

How often do you hear penis sizes in adult movies?
All the time.

"Shove that huge cock in my ass! Make love to my sphincter!"

Actual quote

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:58 PM   #20
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Exactly! Maybe there's specific porn for math fiends. "Shove your your seven point eight three dick into my wet pussy and make my vaginal passage dilate by an amount of approximately..."

 
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All the time.

"Shove that huge cock in my ass! Make love to my sphincter!"

Actual quote
Yeah but it said different from the 'numbers' we hear in adult movies. 'Huge' isn't a number, it's a subjective assessment.

'Make love to my sphincter' is a great quote, though.

 
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All the time.

"Shove that huge cock in my ass! Make love to my sphincter!"

Actual quote
Of all the things he's doing to her sphincter, he is not loving it. Stupid pornstars...

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Exactly! Maybe there's specific porn for math fiends. "Shove your your seven point eight three dick into my wet pussy and make my vaginal passage dilate by an amount of approximately..."
...Go on...

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:03 PM   #23
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Actually it said 'sizes', that are different from the numbers, but to compare numbers and sizes the sizes would have to be in numbers for us to make a comparison, unless there were a universally accepted chart where 'huge', for instance, related to a specific range of measurements.

I'm thinking too much about this. I'm going out to kill myself with alcohol. I hope this thread does well.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:07 PM   #24
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Exactly! Maybe there's specific porn for math fiends. "Shove your your seven point eight three dick into my wet pussy and make my vaginal passage dilate by an amount of approximately..."
Well they do have "Bookworm Bitches" but it's actually just sluts wearing glasses and skirts.
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:08 PM   #25
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'Make love to my sphincter' is a great quote, though.
Yeah, I really laughed at that one. I think it was the best porn I have seen in my life.
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:10 PM   #26
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Well my original point was that they say the actual average is 5.1 inches to 5.7 inches. I thought that it was something like 6-7. And I don't mean to boast but I was shocked to read the average girth is only 3.5 inches to 3.9 inches.

 
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Yeah, i've always known the average penis is around 5 inches but avg girth......3.5?!
Something is awry... or they just tested a lot of needle dicks.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:22 PM   #28
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Well I think it said you measure it 3 times all around and then average it out. The one time I measured it, it said to do it at the girthiest part.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:26 PM   #29
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I would like to be taller.

 
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:28 PM   #30
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I've always wished I were taller (i'm 5'10") but if i were taller i'd also have to be muscular and that wasn't an option here
You could start working out.
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