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Old 01-25-2022, 12:43 AM   #1
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Default Is being a total douchebag a requirement for purchasing a turbo diesel pickup truck?

These fucks tailgate, jump lanes, weave through lanes with no signal, and drive like jackasses. Why? Nearly every time I hear that turbo diesel engine sound the person behind the wheel is acting like a jackass or taking up multiple parking spaces.



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I am very butthurt about this.

 
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Old 01-25-2022, 01:38 AM   #2
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yes

 
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Old 01-25-2022, 11:39 AM   #3
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I know a guy who owns one of these fucking things.

PROS
  • Is one of the like 3% of pickup owners who actually needs one
  • Has been progressive for most of his adult life
  • Was a huge help when I was looking into buying a hybrid car

CONS
  • Suddenly went all-in on Trump and the MAGA lifestyle in '16, becoming a person I no longer recognize
  • Told me he likes "rolling coal" to "piss off everyone"
  • And I don't think it's just "to own the libs," because he'd have to drive pretty far to find one where he lives; I really think it's "everyone"

 
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Old 01-25-2022, 11:49 AM   #4
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so you either buy a douchebag, or drive long enough to see yourself become a douchebag

 
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Old 01-25-2022, 01:04 PM   #5
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When I met him he was normal pickup in the streets, VW Passat in the sheets, so I think you're on to something

 
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Old 02-10-2022, 05:44 PM   #6
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purchasing a turbo diesel pickup truck is a requirement for being a douche. it mean's you've made it to douchedom!

and i can't believe that ol' biddy called it passive-aggressive behavior. that's just straight up aggressive y0

 
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Old 02-24-2022, 01:35 PM   #7
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a couple months ago, there was an icy spot on a highway bridge

there were 3 (!) of these fucking things, totaled, within a couple hundred feet of each other

and in my mind

the words of my physics professor echoed

F = M*A

 
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