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01-08-2007, 12:23 PM | #1 |
car wash cunt
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last night i faked my birthday at a bar.
i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.
happy birthday to me. |
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01-08-2007, 12:24 PM | #2 |
bonnie stars
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01-08-2007, 12:27 PM | #3 |
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01-08-2007, 12:27 PM | #4 |
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awesome. |
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01-08-2007, 12:28 PM | #5 |
mental problems angel
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i dont remember the last time i puked from drinking
i think it might have been that night i was in my mate's brothers house and i puked along his wall, then in his sink, then he tried to suck my dick while i was sleeping yeah, weird, i know my limits nowadays my favourite bar here does tons of free stuff on your birthday but the manager knows me and the wife |
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01-08-2007, 12:34 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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suuuuure, he tried to suck YOUR dick. uh huh.
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01-08-2007, 12:44 PM | #7 | |
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01-08-2007, 12:46 PM | #8 | |
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01-08-2007, 12:54 PM | #9 |
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I did this at a restaurant once, to get free ice cream.
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01-08-2007, 12:58 PM | #10 | |
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01-08-2007, 01:01 PM | #11 | |
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I was ten, though, and my uncle [not Severin] though it was funny, so he played along. |
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01-08-2007, 01:04 PM | #12 |
mental problems angel
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is severin actually your uncle? woax
i thought you guys were just good mates |
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01-08-2007, 01:10 PM | #13 | |
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He and his girlfriend gave me a goddamn Ebow for Christmas - that was a really really awesome present. It rocks, so to speak. |
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01-08-2007, 01:28 PM | #14 |
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damn geo is one classy broad
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01-08-2007, 01:32 PM | #15 | |
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01-08-2007, 01:32 PM | #16 | |
car wash cunt
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why thank you. |
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01-08-2007, 01:39 PM | #17 | |
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01-08-2007, 01:51 PM | #18 |
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My ex and I were having a fight at Pizza Hut so my friends that were at the table with us decided to tell the waiters it was his birthday while we were outside having a cigarette and arguing. So we came in to sit down and all the waiters come over with a big sundae w/candles and start singing to him, it was pretty funny because he was so pissed off. We liked to fuck with him.
Getting booze though is a lot better than sundaes imo. |
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01-08-2007, 01:52 PM | #19 | |
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01-08-2007, 02:15 PM | #20 |
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on my 21st my over-21 friends took me out and i didn't buy a drink all night, of course. i ended up sitting at this table with 3 people and they bought me a couple of shots.
last thing i remember was looking down at the table. ans the table getting closer and closer. then i woke up on the floor of my apartment. ahahaha. apparently my friends had to drag my lifeless body up stairs and inside. |
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01-08-2007, 02:20 PM | #21 | |
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01-08-2007, 05:31 PM | #22 |
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[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/********_s/IMG00207-1.jpg[/IMG]
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01-08-2007, 05:32 PM | #23 |
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i'm so nasty!
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01-08-2007, 08:12 PM | #24 |
car wash cunt
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my hangover just started.
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01-08-2007, 08:14 PM | #25 |
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Whats so nasty about your puke being all red?
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01-08-2007, 08:34 PM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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why didnt they check your id to see that you were LYiNG!
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01-08-2007, 08:37 PM | #27 |
bonnie stars
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you should have a talk with her
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01-08-2007, 08:38 PM | #28 |
bonnie stars
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"..young lady"
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01-08-2007, 08:39 PM | #29 | |
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01-08-2007, 08:40 PM | #30 |
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Absinthe and honey peanuts in Prague. Sick in the bin. Never again.
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