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Old 07-20-2021, 06:18 AM   #4111
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Went for a walk before breakfast this morning and saw two dead kittens, both black (my fav).

The first one had been placed on a bench by the road so at first I thought it was sleeping. It was so cute. Then I noticed its belly was distended and it wasn't breathing and stuff had leaked out of its rear ...


Then, less than an hour later, I saw a kitten that had apparently just been hit by a car in the street. One of its legs was in the air and it twitched a bit. Then it went still.





wtf
ughh 100% how my life feels rn

 
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Old 07-20-2021, 06:21 AM   #4112
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Beautiful story. Thanks for posting

Any more pics of that bee or what
yeah but i mean they all look basically the same

 
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Old 07-20-2021, 12:47 PM   #4113
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ughh 100% how my life feels rn
i know right


morale of the story: don't go for walk b4 breakfast



fuck

 
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Old 07-21-2021, 03:10 AM   #4114
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Went for a walk before breakfast this morning and saw two dead kittens, both black (my fav).

The first one had been placed on a bench by the road so at first I thought it was sleeping. It was so cute. Then I noticed its belly was distended and it wasn't breathing and stuff had leaked out of its rear ...


Then, less than an hour later, I saw a kitten that had apparently just been hit by a car in the street. One of its legs was in the air and it twitched a bit. Then it went still.





wtf
Holy shit

Nice, thanks u uncaring brutal piec of sht (fuck the entire) universe

Just what our beloved took needed rn

 
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Old 07-21-2021, 03:11 AM   #4115
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Sometimes i fell like the universe need a good fuckin?

Who do these black holse think they are

Need a GIANT COSMIC FUCKIN ?

 
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Old 07-21-2021, 03:21 AM   #4116
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Swallow all my lite u say?

What if i told your blackhole of an asshat that i like it like that? U dickhead of a universe

 
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Old 07-28-2021, 09:31 AM   #4117
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figs so fresh and plump and taut, like a father's scrotal sack


 
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Old 07-28-2021, 12:21 PM   #4118
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and like said sacks, i think they're good for a lick!

 
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Old 07-29-2021, 10:09 PM   #4119
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Old 07-30-2021, 05:53 AM   #4120
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What's wrong, you don't have ballsack-lickin'-good figs in southeast Mich.?

 
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Old 07-30-2021, 07:13 AM   #4121
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What's wrong, you don't have ballsack-lickin'-good figs in southeast Mich.?
these are ballsack lickin figs in Michigan


 
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Old 07-30-2021, 07:46 AM   #4122
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🥴🤢🤮

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 11:47 AM   #4123
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8 bucks for 3 liters of the best wine in the universe! god i love this place.

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 03:11 AM   #4124
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georgia?

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 03:12 AM   #4125
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the aldi in my street sells 3L of wine (bag in a box) for 7.99.

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 03:52 AM   #4126
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ok but are there ayran fountains to slake the thirst of men?



yeah, that's what I thought.

 
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Sakartvelo, sucka!!

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 04:06 AM   #4128
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ok but are there ayran fountains to slake the thirst of men?
there are thirsty, aryan men.
not quite the same, but it comes near, i think.

 
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Old 08-29-2021, 12:06 AM   #4129
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Old 08-29-2021, 02:16 AM   #4130
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Whoa an actual R2M picture!!!

 
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Old 08-29-2021, 02:30 PM   #4131
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Old 09-04-2021, 10:31 AM   #4132
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Old 09-04-2021, 02:32 PM   #4133
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Oh please be real!

 
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