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09-11-2021, 12:53 AM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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Son started saying GFD again
Trying to encourage “gosh heckin dangit” instead but obv not as thrillingly provocative as GFD
Any tips? Worried miss mollys gonna kicks ass outta preeschol |
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09-11-2021, 01:40 AM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Giant Father Dick?
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09-11-2021, 01:47 AM | #3 |
Minion of Satan
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09-11-2021, 01:47 AM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
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But no, u heckin oaf
God Fucking Dammit |
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09-11-2021, 01:48 AM | #5 |
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I feel you
My 12 year son asked if we could watch the South Park movie and I thought how bad can it be and now he’s into saying “shut your fucking face, uncle fucker” |
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09-11-2021, 01:48 AM | #6 | |
Minion of Satan
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Wish my 4 y/o was half that funny What’s your sexret Last edited by run2pee : 09-11-2021 at 01:49 AM. Reason: Ah shit sexcreet |
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09-11-2021, 01:50 AM | #7 |
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My daughter has the mouth of a sailor. Now she actually understands that it's bad, so sometimes that helps and sometimes makes it worse! I wish I didn't find it hilarious seeing a 4 year old shout "give me my fucking markers!!" when she's mad, but I do.
I (regrettably) haven't really cleaned up my language, but recently I scold her more for it since I know she now understands, and make her rephrase things when she curses...that's helped. |
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09-11-2021, 01:52 AM | #8 |
Braindead
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I quoted this movie for like 6 months when I was about that age. Can't believe it's still popular!!
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09-11-2021, 01:54 AM | #9 | |
Minion of Satan
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think it’s rad if u ask me As long as they know they get kicked outta school Basically i do the same thing, try not to snortle, then like “ah yeah how about gosh heckin dangit cause that other language makes some ppl feel uncomfortable |
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09-11-2021, 02:00 AM | #10 |
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09-11-2021, 02:02 AM | #11 |
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I don’t know if any of his other friends have watched it. They’re more into The Brothers Grimsby which he also tried to get us to watch, and which we gave up on part way through because everyone else was too grossed out
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09-11-2021, 02:03 AM | #12 | |
Minion of Satan
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We did that We had two He was cool before he hit 2. Then he became this FF1 imp vs chibi hulk hogan, he’s a straight up peice of dick |
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09-11-2021, 02:06 AM | #13 |
Socialphobic
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Dude
U are fucked Give up now, it will be easier |
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09-11-2021, 02:08 AM | #14 |
Braindead
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Having daughters is the correct parenting choice
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09-11-2021, 02:34 AM | #15 |
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Sorry man, that is so grim
Feeling particularly over it today - he went out with his friend who is number 4 of 5 sons (no daughters) and when I picked them up they were like “you will probably get a call from a guy we hired this thing from because it broke but it wasn’t our fault and he’s just a fucking douche bag” |
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09-11-2021, 02:44 AM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
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Hmmm before we go all out misandrist against lil boys
Let me tell u what my old boss always said when we got pregnant again with lil dickbois He was like, “yay! Now u only gotta worry about ONE penis” whereas he had 2 lithe daugghters |
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09-11-2021, 05:45 AM | #17 |
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i am not a parent
but if it were me i would be okay with them swearing around me a little, but would try to instil in them to save it for when they (for example) stub their toe, and rationalise it to them that it will make them feel better, but it won't be as effective if they swear all the time |
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09-11-2021, 05:48 AM | #18 | |
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Nobody escapes unscathed |
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09-11-2021, 01:15 PM | #19 |
Braindead
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You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucker......thanks, Vix! Been in my head all morning now.
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09-11-2021, 10:10 PM | #20 |
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I was out shopping with my mother and daughter today, and my mother was (fairly) very upset at all the people in the store not wearing a mask. My 4 year old exasperatedly says, "Stop bitching, Bubbie. All you do is bitch!"
I feel like I will be able to grow this thread an embarrassing amount. It's still hilarious, her intonation is so adult. |
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09-11-2021, 11:16 PM | #21 | |
Minion of Satan
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<3 Wish some of the kids i knew had u for a parent instead of the assholes they got |
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09-12-2021, 01:11 AM | #22 |
Braindead
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i fuckin hate kids
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09-12-2021, 02:09 AM | #23 |
Minion of Satan
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09-12-2021, 02:38 AM | #24 |
Braindead
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just KIDding
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09-12-2021, 03:13 AM | #25 | |
Minion of Satan
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09-12-2021, 03:16 AM | #26 |
Minion of Satan
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Keep em coming yah
Tales of tottering tykes with sailor mouths |
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10-19-2021, 07:33 PM | #27 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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nothing wrong with spicy language for kids as long as they're not using actual BAD words
...a sweet little high-pitched 'goddammit' is so adorable |
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10-19-2021, 08:27 PM | #28 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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who cares
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10-19-2021, 09:11 PM | #29 |
Shut the fuck up!
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Don't worry. Kids are resilient. I learned all the great words before i was in Kindergarten and I turned out great!
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10-19-2021, 10:11 PM | #30 |
Braindead
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have you met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch she's a bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch
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