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Old 02-11-2010, 05:55 PM   #1
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Default Former President and pussy magnet Bill Clinton dead at 63.

Bill Clinton getting blowjobs in hell, inserting cigars into Satan's asshole

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:09 PM   #2
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He died because he was stupid

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:14 PM   #3
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You unpatriotic motherfucker.

This used to be a good country. What happened

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:25 PM   #4
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if he was such a good president them why'd he take us to iraq

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:29 PM   #5
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BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO FIX THE ECONOMY, THE ONE THAT THE 62ND CONGRESS SET FORTH INTO RUIN WAY BACK IN 1906. IT'S IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOLKS, GET EDUCATED AND READ ABOUT IT OR JUST SHIT ON THE CONSTITUTION ALREADY.

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:31 PM   #6
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No you're thinking about John Kerry

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:33 PM   #7
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No you're thinking about John Kerry
I'm sorry but you're mistaken:

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John Kerry was noted for his heroic and patriotic performance after the Franco-Prussian War. During the long and bloody conflict he was noted for his impeccable bravery and in fact it is accepted that his many successful military actions he single-handedly won the war and 318 purple hearts. However, Heart number 271 is widely suspected to be a result of improperly opening a beer can and not enemy action. Many generals in the U.S Army have expressed the opinion that if it were not for the presence of John Kerry on the battle-field then America, the world's strongest military power, after poland(Though he often forgets that), would have suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of an impoverished third-world nation. John Kerry himself has also expressed this opinion, before immediately expressing the opposite opinion. Sadly, he sustained many injuries, including the loss of his left buttock which is why to this day his friends still refer to him as half-assed. He also lost approximately 50% of his brain. Thats right, one of the chipmonks died, leaving the one who is not sure what he is to do the talking. Fortunatley, like Robocop before him, he was rebuilt as part of a secret project. Unlike Robocop, who had a robot body and a human personality, John Kerry got the opposite treatment, which is why, to this day, he has a personality as dull as a butter knife and a voice like a Texas Instruments Speak N' Spell.
These people clearly need his help. Sum ov dem cant eevn spll baysick werds. Unfortunately, he's stuck in Vietnam. He joined the military too.

However, in the 2004 election, a group known as Swift Boat Veterans For Smoking Bitches brought charges toward Kerry in regards to his war service. Kerry adopted the tried and tested "ignore it and maybe it will go away" stratedgy with regard to these attacks. This proved remarkably effective and, other then making him lose the election, the attacks had no impact what so ever

At the climax of the election, Kerry fought George W. Bush on the deck of the USS Texan. Kerry ended up in a headlock and surrendered the election to a flight suit clad Bush. Kerry later remarked "I won that fight before I lost it!" Kerry also immediately called up his high school best friend Saddam Hussein and recommended surrender and withdrawal from Cuba.

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:35 PM   #8
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Furthermore,

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Old 02-11-2010, 07:39 PM   #9
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RIP President Clinton.

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:40 PM   #10
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Quotes

* "Harder Monica! Yeah you know i like it like that."
o Bill Clinton Sex Tape "One night in the Oval Office".

* "Are you going to swallow?"
o Third Encounter With Ms. Lewinsky, June 1995.

* "The era of Big Government is over. I've killed the Democratic Party for a dozen years and crippled any possibility of a liberal economic agenda. The Left hates me now. But, hey, you Republicans are BOUND to screw it up and go after me over ...oh, I don't know...some sex scandal, possibly involving a anti-gay republican in a mens room in some airport, or something and make me a hero again!"
o State of the Union Address, Jan. 1995.

* "George Bush really doesn't care about black people?"
o Bill Clinton speaking with Kayne West about George W. Bush.

* "I think it's important to remember that international trade not only fosters peace, but prosperity for those countries involved. By opening doors and shutting down trade barriers, we improve not only....No,no...yes,yes...just like that, sugar...now just the tip...yeah....now, down to the 'root'...that's it, sweetie, try not to gag....Uh...and improve not only our lives, but the lives of others around the world."
o Bill Clinton dictating an economic speech while in the Oval Office, 1995.

* "It's not smoking if you don't inhale, Mr. Cheney."

* "We could totally eat that pig"

* "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' is the in the is if --if--he--is means is and never has been are or fist, that is not or never--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely false or true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said yes... I mean no. NO! And it would have been completely true. No. False."
* "Lets go to mars duuude!"
* "My wife has a bigger dick than me!"
* "Hey Monica, up for a little NAFTA(Nother,Afternoon,Fucking,That,Ass)."
* "How dare you say that!""It is not my fault my wife is butt ugly and terrible in the sack!"- Bill Clinton on his wife's campagin trail
* "I, I say I'm not a chicken boy, I'm a rooster" - ummmmm... was it Road Runner?? NO! It was Marvin the Martin.

"I sucked my dick in 3rd grade, now thats hillary's job. lol!

"You suck dick? I said suck my cock. I said bitch, here suck on this."

* "Wassup now, biatch?" Bill Clinton after his rap album hit #1
* "Can't we all just get along?" Bill Clinton when Hillary declined to join him and Madeline Albright in a three way.
* "As I always say booze + Hillary = Jennifer Aniston."
* "All my rowdy friends are cuming over tonight".

" Dont worry the young people love me i play sax".

And everyone's favorite line: "I feel your pain".

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:35 PM   #11
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http://www.sportcartoons.co.uk/wallp...illclinton.jpg

He looks like a chimp.

 
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:51 PM   #12
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man plays a fucking mean saxophone, ergo: best world leader ever. thread closed.

 
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:20 AM   #13
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maybe he can catch a ride on captain phils boat.

RIP Captain Phil Harris, 'Deadliest Catch' - Nightline's Daily Line

 
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:29 AM   #14
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hes not dead

 
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:49 AM   #15
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you doubt dr. sickbadthing's diagnosis?

 
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Old 02-12-2010, 03:01 AM   #16
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you doubt dr. sickbadthing's diagnosis?
Absolutely.

 
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:41 AM   #17
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he's gonna be ok. musta had some haitian prostitute giving him a bj and he got a little too excited

 
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:04 PM   #18
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hes not dead
Bill Clinton causes yet another anti-climax.

 
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