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Old 05-03-2006, 05:18 PM   #1
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Arrow It'd Be Cool to Adopt a 15-Year Old Colombian & Repeatedly Fuck the Hell Out of Her

Totally bitchin idea.


 
Old 05-03-2006, 05:20 PM   #2
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Aren't there laws against this boner?

 
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:20 PM   #3
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she's gonna grow up to be a terrible citizen though

 
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:21 PM   #4
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why colombian? those russian babes are hot before they get old.

 
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:21 PM   #5
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Aren't there laws against this boner?
It would be tough for her to report my crimes while she's locked up in a dog crate.

 
Old 05-03-2006, 05:23 PM   #6
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Looks like you've thought of everything then.

 
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:24 PM   #7
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Quote:
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why colombian? those russian babes are hot before they get old.
Whent it comes to girls age 14 to 18, I'd probably rate it:

1) Colombian
2) Venzuelan
3) Russian

 
Old 05-03-2006, 05:41 PM   #8
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:47 PM   #9
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lets adopt one boner. i'll go in on half of the expenses if youre down

 
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:48 PM   #10
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are you down with a colombian? i'm open to suggestions.

 
Old 05-03-2006, 05:52 PM   #11
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why is this thread title mostly capped

 
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:52 PM   #12
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meh asian females are a dime a dozen. adopt one before they know what freedom is even like. they will accept their fate more readily that way

 
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:02 PM   #13
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It would be tough for her to report my crimes while she's locked up in a dog crate.

 
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:03 PM   #14
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why is this thread title mostly capped
he didn't click 'parse text'

 
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