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Old 01-25-2023, 04:16 AM   #1
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Red face Oldest Netphorian still posting?

Any idea? And why? Pumpkins been around for a while so gotta be some geezers about, surely.

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 11:54 AM   #2
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oldest as in years since birth? Or oldest as in first to have joined the board?

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 12:06 PM   #3
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There's not really anyone "young" here. I can only think of 2 posters under 25. And 3 more under 30.

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 12:19 PM   #4
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Old 01-25-2023, 01:02 PM   #5
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i wonder if there are any netphorian grandparents. possible eve (see my recent baby aiden thread for no real answers on this). perhaps one of wally’s kids has a kid now?

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 01:19 PM   #6
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I think that by birth year i may be the oldest still posting... or close to it. I'm only a few years younger than Billy

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 03:55 PM   #7
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oldest as in years since birth? Or oldest as in first to have joined the board?
Actually, good point. Why not both?

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 04:46 PM   #8
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this year marks 20 years of netphoria membership for me

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 06:16 PM   #9
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There's not really anyone "young" here. I can only think of 2 posters under 25. And 3 more under 30.
I remember when I was one of "the kids."

I feel like I missed out on youth and will never get it back. I mean, if I commit a crime now, the news reports will say "this man broke into the zoo and released 132 rare frogs into the surrounding city streets," rather than "this boy br—oh look at him, he's just a boy, he doesn't know better." That feels weird. I still feel like a boy.

I should have committed more crimes and had more fun before the point where I'd be held entirely responsible for my actions.

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 06:38 PM   #10
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Is there maybe some way for you to contract Orphan or Benjamin Button disease? Or could you take on a ward and train them to do crimes instead of stop them? Like, don't just give up, use your head a little

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 06:39 PM   #11
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Have you seen M3GAN? Could you build a M3GAN? See? This is all just off the top of my head

 
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Old 01-25-2023, 08:19 PM   #12
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I remember when I was one of "the kids."

I feel like I missed out on youth and will never get it back. I mean, if I commit a crime now, the news reports will say "this man broke into the zoo and released 132 rare frogs into the surrounding city streets," rather than "this boy br—oh look at him, he's just a boy, he doesn't know better." That feels weird. I still feel like a boy.

I should have committed more crimes and had more fun before the point where I'd be held entirely responsible for my actions.
don't feel too bad, "tried as an adult" is still a thing

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 01:38 AM   #13
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I was counting you one as of the "under 30s", DK, so don't be too upset. Even if I'm wrong, which I don't think I am, clearly you still give that impression. Make of that what you will.

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 03:23 AM   #14
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when i fill out forms lately i have to select an age group that includes 35 in it. i don't like it

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 03:58 AM   #15
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My healthcare provider makes comments about how I'm "at that age" to start worrying about things that I could previously ignore because unhealthy decisions don't typically kill young people. It's piper-paying time. Time to play an extended game of "is that a medication side effect or is this early menopause?"

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Old 01-26-2023, 04:03 AM   #16
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There are no winners

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 09:32 AM   #17
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I’m over 40 and I’m young for an OG Pumpkins fan

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 09:46 AM   #18
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i'm 16 so it's not me.

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 12:42 PM   #19
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LaBelle = Jailbait

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 03:13 PM   #20
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don't feel too bad, "tried as an adult" is still a thing
True. My black ass was never going to be treated with kid gloves.

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 03:14 PM   #21
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Even the doctor just used clear gloves instead of the bright blue ones with Ninja Turtles on them.

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 03:17 PM   #22
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Is there maybe some way for you to contract Orphan or Benjamin Button disease? Or could you take on a ward and train them to do crimes instead of stop them? Like, don't just give up, use your head a little
Fuck yeah, I wanna be crime Batman.


 
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Old 01-26-2023, 05:48 PM   #23
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how old are you?

old enough

old enough for what?

old enough to always feel this,
always old I'll always feel this

 
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Old 01-26-2023, 08:07 PM   #24
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i'm 16...
for the 15th time in a row!


 
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Old 01-27-2023, 01:04 AM   #25
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Isn't there somewhere on the site where you can see your date of registration? I must be 1999 or 2000 vintage.

 
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Old 01-27-2023, 01:16 AM   #26
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Your user profile

 
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Old 01-27-2023, 01:16 AM   #27
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You joined 23 years ago

 
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Old 01-27-2023, 02:19 AM   #28
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god, jesus, i was about to type 'that's how old i am' but then remembered i'm 26

covid-era lost time jumps are fucked

 
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Old 01-27-2023, 05:53 AM   #29
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Isn't there somewhere on the site where you can see your date of registration? I must be 1999 or 2000 vintage.
mine's 2004.
i'm a n00b.

 
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Old 01-27-2023, 12:31 PM   #30
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yeah but who paid for forum 9?

 
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