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Old 03-11-2024, 10:50 PM   #1
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https://boingboing.net/2024/03/11/my...-hillside.html


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A ten-foot tall steel monolith mysteriously appeared on a hillside in Hay-on-Wye, Wales over the weekend. You might recall that in 2020, other similar monoliths manifested and then vanished in Utah, Turkey, Romania, the UK, and elsewhere around the world. This one caught the attention of Richard Haynes who on Saturday was out for a run in the area.

"I thought it looked a bit bizarre," Haynes told Wales Updates. "Then I went up to it and it was about 10-foot-tall at least and triangular, definitely stainless steel. It was hollow and I imagine pretty light. Light enough for two people to carry it up and plant it in the ground."

Or perhaps one strong extraterrestrial!

 
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Old 03-11-2024, 11:03 PM   #2
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nearly 100 of these things have popped up all over the world in the last 10 years

 
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Old 03-11-2024, 11:51 PM   #3
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Billy ruining yet another concert with chemtrails



 
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Old 03-11-2024, 11:53 PM   #4
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Chemtrail tanks!





 
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Old 03-12-2024, 12:20 AM   #5
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Has Bill gone off on any Chemtrails rants recently?

 
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Old 03-12-2024, 06:06 AM   #6
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Billy ruining yet another concert with chemtrails


"I don't need to hear about how you got fucked in the back of a car to Siamese Dream"

what a clown

 
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Old 03-12-2024, 07:53 PM   #7
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I bet bill doesn't vaccinate his kids

 
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Old 03-12-2024, 08:39 PM   #8
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Literally breaking your own thread rules.

 
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Old 03-12-2024, 09:36 PM   #9
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Boeing Whistleblower found dead in his car

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Police in Charleston, S.C., are investigating the death of John Barnett, a former Boeing quality control manager who became a whistleblower when he went public with his concerns about serious safety issues in the company's commercial airplanes.

Barnett's body was found in a vehicle in a Holiday Inn parking lot in Charleston on Saturday, police said. One day earlier, he testified in a deposition about the string of problems he says he identified at Boeing's plant where he once helped inspect the 787 Dreamliner aircraft before delivery to customers.
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Old 03-12-2024, 09:38 PM   #10
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Literally breaking your own thread rules.
5-10 years ago i wouldn't have called vaccination conspiracy a 'political' issue. It tended to be something rich liberals bought into, but not for overtly political reasons.

Trump really turned it into a partisan issue.

 
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Old 03-12-2024, 09:43 PM   #11
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Old 03-14-2024, 01:03 AM   #12
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The Parasite Cleanse

"A recent trend on Tik Tok (and within the wellness community generally) is the parasite cleanse. The idea is that many people are walking around with GI parasites and don’t know it, and so a regular parasite cleanse should be part of a healthy routine. These claims are false and potentially dangerous."


"the Tik Tok producer uses this case to claim that everyone should do a parasite cleanse multiple times a year. That would not have helped or prevented the parasite infection in this case. The parasite cleanses that are out there are generally not effective. Some ******* simple dietary restrictions, which may be benign, but can risk poor nutrition in extreme cases. In the case of an actual GI parasite, which includes weight loss as a symptoms, dietary restrictions may exacerbate the weight loss resulting in worse outcomes. The idea is to “starve the parasite” but that would not prevent or eliminate a parasite infection."


https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/parasite-cleanse/

 
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Old 03-14-2024, 03:30 AM   #13
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That's not even a conspiracy theory. It's just "stuff people believe even though it's false." Unless they believe the GI parasites are plotting with the Free Masons or something.

 
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Old 03-21-2024, 12:00 AM   #14
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Lost cosmonauts
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Lost Cosmonauts or Phantom Cosmonauts are subjects of a conspiracy theory, which alleges that Soviet and Russian space authorities have concealed the deaths of some cosmonauts in outer space. Proponents of the Lost Cosmonauts theory argue that the Soviet Union attempted to launch human spaceflights before Yuri Gagarin's first spaceflight, and that cosmonauts onboard died in those attempts. Soviet military pilot Vladimir Ilyushin was alleged to have landed off course and been held by the Chinese government. The Government of the Soviet Union supposedly suppressed this information, to prevent bad publicity during the height of the Cold War.
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Old 03-21-2024, 10:16 AM   #15
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who's the asshole routinely & silently 1-starring almost every thread

let's get a conspiracy theory going about that one...

 
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Old 03-21-2024, 02:04 PM   #16
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A disgruntled ex-poster with an account I bet, but I refuse to speculate further than that.

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Old 03-21-2024, 04:06 PM   #17
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either that or freemasons

 
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Old 03-23-2024, 09:16 AM   #18
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lizards can't get human cancer

 
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Old 03-24-2024, 01:51 AM   #19
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can stevie wonder actually see?

 
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Old 03-25-2024, 10:23 AM   #20
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well now i'm disgruntled

theorize about that, liberals...

 
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Old 03-25-2024, 01:24 PM   #21
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Stevie Wonder sees what Stevie Wonder wants to see

 
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Old 03-25-2024, 01:30 PM   #22
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That's obviously not true but yeah I've seen those rumours and "proof" that he can see.

Jumping over to flat earthers for a second. I mean the whole thing is too ridiculous to get into, but I don't even get what "They" would gain by having us believe we live on a globe if in fact the earth is flat. Why would fooling people like that benefit anyone?

 
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Old 03-25-2024, 05:31 PM   #23
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That's obviously not true but yeah I've seen those rumours and "proof" that he can see.

Jumping over to flat earthers for a second. I mean the whole thing is too ridiculous to get into, but I don't even get what "They" would gain by having us believe we live on a globe if in fact the earth is flat. Why would fooling people like that benefit anyone?
The town I live in has a "flat earth" guy who has beat up cars with like flat earth shit painted all over it. He also thought Covid was a Hoax and has "Biden is a Zionist" painted on the wall of his house

 
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Old 03-25-2024, 05:35 PM   #24
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They're an odd bunch

 
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"Biden is a Zionist" painted on the wall of his house
I mean, given the amount of weapons he has given Israel if he had written "Biden is not a Zionist" I'd be arguing for the conspiracy theory angle.

Fuck Israel.

 
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Old 03-26-2024, 03:10 AM   #26
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He also says he is a zionist so that would be a correct conspirary theory

 
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Old 03-26-2024, 03:37 AM   #27
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Damn. But he WOULD say that wouldn't he.

 
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Old 03-26-2024, 09:46 AM   #28
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Dude is a total psycopath

https://youtu.be/HBlIkW_AQYs?si=QvZTgr2zLC0B4CzX
https://dentonrc.com/news/denton-fla...e98812212.html

 
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Jumping over to flat earthers for a second. I mean the whole thing is too ridiculous to get into, but I don't even get what "They" would gain by having us believe we live on a globe if in fact the earth is flat. Why would fooling people like that benefit anyone?
I'm unclear on this myself, but I read an article once, about a guy who built his own rocket to try to prove the earth was flat (by launching himself high enough that he'd be able to see it, obviously). And apparently most flat-earthers believe that Antarctica is actually an ice wall around the rim of the planet. Some think this rim is guarded by soldiers who'll kill you if you approach. Some just think the wall is naturally impenetrable somehow. And a very few, like this rocket guy (who, surprisingly, died in his attempt) believe that beyond the ice wall—is more ice. An infinite amount of ice. There's our flat disk of a planet, and then the rest of the boundless universe is just ice.

This doesn't help explain anything, I just think that's the most metal fuckin' idea.

 
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It would be awesome if the world were just like the map I drew for the worldbuilding of my D'n'D campaign.

 
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