There's a female celebrity in the next room

neopryn · 02-05-2007, 02:29 PM

from the make a wish foundation (i'm in a children's hospital library). but i don't know who it is.

pwr lvl ovr9000 · 02-05-2007, 02:31 PM

what kind of a wish was it? eh, get my drift?

alisonmonster · 02-05-2007, 02:32 PM

you should go in there, tell her you are also terminally ill and would like her to rid you of your virginity as a last wish. Assuming she's attractive.

neopryn · 02-05-2007, 03:05 PM

the kid is singing "New York New York" now. she's pretty good.

pwr lvl ovr9000 · 02-05-2007, 03:08 PM

why are you in a children's hospital?

waltermcphilp · 02-05-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pwr lvl ovr9000

why are you in a children's hospital?

he brings up a good question

Eulogy · 02-05-2007, 03:33 PM

because kids who are unconscious can't put up a fight

undersco_red · 02-05-2007, 03:38 PM

my guess is that nate is learning how to read.

neopryn · 02-05-2007, 03:48 PM

i work at the library kind of. i actually work in the library across the street at the med school but we also control this one.

Karl Connor · 02-05-2007, 03:53 PM

it's kristin xp

Karl Connor · 02-05-2007, 03:54 PM

it must be a real honor for cancer kids to be in the same proximity of her

I'm Hardcore · 02-05-2007, 04:05 PM

how dare they have cancer

undersco_red · 02-05-2007, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

how dare they have cancer

they were probably asking for it. especially if they were carrying 500 dollars in cash at the time of diagnosis

Nimrod's Son · 02-05-2007, 04:30 PM

i'm going to guess that it's jenna elfman. i figure if there's someone with nothing else to do, it's jenna elfman

duovamp · 02-05-2007, 04:44 PM

Oh no, Jenna Elfman's got something to do, if you know what I mean.

duovamp · 02-05-2007, 04:46 PM

http://www.pammyland.com/uploaded_im...man-752356.jpg

neopryn · 02-05-2007, 04:46 PM

a lot of the discussion centered around soccer

Nimrod's Son · 02-05-2007, 04:49 PM

dude if heather mitts visited me in the hospital i'd come down with terminal boner syndrome

duovamp · 02-05-2007, 04:53 PM

I'd have something she could get her mitts on, if you know what I mean.

Nimrod's Son · 02-05-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

I'd have something she could get her mitts on, if you know what I mean.

i would eat a mile of her shit just to get to her pussy

neopryn · 02-05-2007, 05:10 PM

not this again

Aeroplane · 02-05-2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i'm going to guess that it's jenna elfman. i figure if there's someone with nothing else to do, it's jenna elfman

hey, she was on EdTV! after that, there's no need to do anything more.

pale_princess · 02-05-2007, 06:17 PM

j.elf is pregnant with the l ron hubbard's frozen sperm.

a little brother or sister for baby suri!!!

Karl Connor · 02-05-2007, 06:18 PM

pale_princess, i'd like it if you elucidated me on why you find such fascination with celebrities

yo soy el mejor · 02-06-2007, 01:56 AM

i used to think jenne elfman was so pretty in dharma and greg and in cant hardly wait

Karl Connor · 02-06-2007, 02:00 AM

i bet she thinks you are pretty too

Boycott Graceland · 02-06-2007, 05:10 AM

if they're talking soccer, maybe it's posh spice. or whatever her real name is.

Nimrod's Son · 02-06-2007, 05:42 AM

posh beckham

duovamp · 02-06-2007, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

posh beckham

I don't want to even think of the things I'd do with her, let alone the sexual innuendos I'd form from them.

The Pashing Smumpkin · 02-06-2007, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

I don't want to even think of the things I'd do with her, let alone the sexual innuendos I'd form from them.

Something about her makes me think that she would smell like rotten fish in real life.

02-05-2007, 02:29 PM	#1
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	There's a female celebrity in the next room from the make a wish foundation (i'm in a children's hospital library). but i don't know who it is.

02-05-2007, 02:31 PM	#2
pwr lvl ovr9000 Demi-God Posts: 402	what kind of a wish was it? eh, get my drift?

02-05-2007, 02:32 PM	#3
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,017	you should go in there, tell her you are also terminally ill and would like her to rid you of your virginity as a last wish. Assuming she's attractive.

02-05-2007, 03:05 PM	#4
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	the kid is singing "New York New York" now. she's pretty good.

02-05-2007, 03:08 PM	#5
pwr lvl ovr9000 Demi-God Posts: 402	why are you in a children's hospital?

02-05-2007, 03:33 PM	#7
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	because kids who are unconscious can't put up a fight

02-05-2007, 03:38 PM	#8
undersco_red Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,283	my guess is that nate is learning how to read.

02-05-2007, 03:48 PM	#9
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	i work at the library kind of. i actually work in the library across the street at the med school but we also control this one.

02-05-2007, 03:53 PM	#10
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	it's kristin xp

02-05-2007, 03:54 PM	#11
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	it must be a real honor for cancer kids to be in the same proximity of her

02-05-2007, 04:05 PM	#12
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,964	how dare they have cancer

02-05-2007, 04:30 PM	#14
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	i'm going to guess that it's jenna elfman. i figure if there's someone with nothing else to do, it's jenna elfman

02-05-2007, 04:44 PM	#15
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Oh no, Jenna Elfman's got something to do, if you know what I mean.

02-05-2007, 04:46 PM	#16
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	http://www.pammyland.com/uploaded_im...man-752356.jpg

02-05-2007, 04:49 PM	#18
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	dude if heather mitts visited me in the hospital i'd come down with terminal boner syndrome

02-05-2007, 04:53 PM	#19
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	I'd have something she could get her mitts on, if you know what I mean.

02-05-2007, 05:10 PM	#21
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	not this again

02-05-2007, 06:17 PM	#23
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,081	j.elf is pregnant with the l ron hubbard's frozen sperm. a little brother or sister for baby suri!!!

02-05-2007, 06:18 PM	#24
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	pale_princess, i'd like it if you elucidated me on why you find such fascination with celebrities

02-06-2007, 01:56 AM	#25
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i used to think jenne elfman was so pretty in dharma and greg and in cant hardly wait

02-06-2007, 02:00 AM	#26
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	i bet she thinks you are pretty too

02-06-2007, 05:10 AM	#27
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,323	if they're talking soccer, maybe it's posh spice. or whatever her real name is.

02-06-2007, 05:42 AM	#28
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	posh beckham