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Old 12-26-2007, 01:17 AM   #1
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Default Getting killed by a FUCKING TIGER for Christmas: PRICELESS

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/25/tig...ack/index.html

Merry Christmas you are dead!

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:26 AM   #2
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God works in mysterious ways.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:40 AM   #3
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Brutal.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:40 AM   #4
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Tigers work in obvious ways.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:34 AM   #5
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i dont see why they killed the tiger if the man was already clearly dead. tranq it and put it back but get a bigger lock or whatever.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:55 AM   #6
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the tiger was clearly acting outside of its normal impulses. probably rabid with crazy.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:59 AM   #7
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i dont see why they killed the tiger if the man was already clearly dead.
he was probably covered in blood and misc gore and probably was not probably obviously dead, probably, so they probably shot it just in case because it was probably demented with the blood lust.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:08 AM   #8
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The approximately 300-pound female Siberian tiger, named Tatiana, attacked a zookeeper last December during a public feeding, according to the zoo's director of animal care and conservation.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:10 AM   #9
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what do tiger wounds look like

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:17 AM   #10
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The approximately 300-pound female Siberian tiger, named Tatiana, attacked a zookeeper last December during a public feeding, according to the zoo's director of animal care and conservation.
cooooooooooool

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:33 AM   #11
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Mastercard needs to use stuff like this for their commercials, they always focus on the lame sentimental definition of priceless as opposed to the horrific and/or humorous one.

Buying your friend that last minute gift, $40. Getting two tickets to the zoo, $10. Getting killed by a fucking tiger for Christmas: priceless.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:51 AM   #12
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There wasn't any snow on Christmas Eve and I knew what I should do
I thought I'd free the animals all locked up at the zoo
I opened up the fence where the peacocks were
the llamas were unleashed
the snakes and seals could all get out, but they refused to leave














All of the animals agreed they're not happy at the zoo
but they preferred to save themselves, they seemed to think they could














The elephants, orangutans, all the birds and tige

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 04:06 AM   #13
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they don't fence in the peacocks

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 04:10 AM   #14
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what do tiger wounds look like
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2181/...7bf1c05ccd.jpg

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 06:27 AM   #15
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The tiger community deserves to be outraged over what has been happening in China.

BEIJING - China has closed an understaffed zoo where a rare Siberian tiger was found beheaded and skinned last week and where seven tigers died in the last four years, state media reported Wednesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071226/..._dead_tigers_2

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:37 AM   #16
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Why was the zoo open on christmas?

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:45 AM   #17
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anyone ever been to lion country safari? fucking all kinds of animals out in big open spaces, with a road to drive through it. the animals approach cars often... every single time I went at least one group of animals did. that can't be safe.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 12:43 PM   #18
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Why was the zoo open on christmas?
the San Francisco zoo is always open on Christmas. Its a place for familys to go to and be together. I would never really liked that zoo.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:57 PM   #19
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i dont see why they killed the tiger if the man was already clearly dead. tranq it and put it back but get a bigger lock or whatever.
He was by the body and approaching police, so they shot him with handguns.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:43 PM   #20
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so what!

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 04:51 PM   #21
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the San Francisco zoo is always open on Christmas. Its a place for familys to go to and be together. I would never really liked that zoo.

yeah..the animals usually look miserable and sedated

 
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Old 12-27-2007, 02:56 AM   #22
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i didnt' know sf had a zoo

 
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Old 12-27-2007, 03:03 AM   #23
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RIDE THE TIGER! AKGNAJKN ARKJAAAAAAAAAAA

 
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