|
|
Register | Netphoria's Amazon.com Link | Members List |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
05-28-2014, 02:40 PM | #1 |
Socialphobic
Posts: 11,831
|
you ever feel like god is just trolling you sometimes
i feel like god is just trolling me sometimes
|
|
05-28-2014, 02:48 PM | #2 |
Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
Posts: 15,023
|
One of his many gifts.
|
|
05-28-2014, 02:49 PM | #3 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: the warmth between your thighs
Posts: 1,175
|
at times.
whats wrong |
|
05-28-2014, 02:55 PM | #4 |
Socialphobic
Posts: 11,831
|
nothing in particular. just one of those days
|
|
05-28-2014, 03:48 PM | #5 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
|
there was one day a few years ago where i had a flat tire and while i was fixing it the kid shit her diapers and my debit card had been compromised and then there was something else that happened all in the same day and i was like, "god herself is basically telling me to fuck off right now - cool!"
|
|
05-28-2014, 04:23 PM | #6 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
Hobbes: Do you believe in God?
Calvin: Well somebody's out to get me! |
|
05-28-2014, 05:02 PM | #7 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
Posts: 7,765
|
I often feel people who believe in god must be trolling
also this post is totally trolling |
|
05-28-2014, 05:35 PM | #8 |
Socialphobic
Posts: 11,831
|
why we still got monkeys
|
|
05-28-2014, 06:15 PM | #9 |
Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
Posts: 15,023
|
I remember this girl in my 11th grade biology class that kind of looked like a baby gorilla shout out angrily one day in class "we ain't come from no monkeys!" and I lol'ed and it was a pretty awkward 5 second silence where the teacher just didn't know what to say. We were cool, but if we hadn't been, she probably would have beat me up.
|
|
05-28-2014, 06:32 PM | #10 |
Socialphobic
Posts: 11,831
|
and that girl's name... was albert einstein
|
|
05-28-2014, 06:42 PM | #11 | |
**************
Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
Posts: 8,661
|
Quote:
|
|
|
05-29-2014, 12:41 AM | #12 |
Saturday Night Goth
Location: POLLOS
Posts: 9,207
|
|
|
05-29-2014, 12:42 AM | #13 |
Saturday Night Goth
Location: POLLOS
Posts: 9,207
|
|
|
05-29-2014, 01:05 AM | #14 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
|
i troll god.
|
|
05-29-2014, 09:11 AM | #15 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
|
“God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.” Garrison Keillor
|
|
05-29-2014, 09:19 AM | #16 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
That's basically a shitty way of saying what Voltaire said.
|
|
05-29-2014, 09:23 AM | #17 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
Or what Shakespeare wrote even earlier. It is a tale. Told by an idiot.
|
|
05-29-2014, 09:47 AM | #18 |
Socialphobic
Posts: 11,831
|
god is really dan brown
|
|
05-29-2014, 10:52 AM | #19 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
|
at this point all I can say is that this sacramental sweet red wine that is supposedly kosher, tastes like shellfish.
|
|
05-29-2014, 10:53 AM | #20 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
|
maybe it's because I cleaned out the rabbit hutch a couple of hours ago and the stench of ammonia is still in my nose
|
|
05-29-2014, 10:57 AM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
Posts: 7,765
|
Or maybe the blood of Christ had a shellfish flavor
|
|
05-29-2014, 11:07 AM | #22 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
|
p sure this Kinov jewish wine isn't all about transubstantiation! but you never know.
|
|
05-29-2014, 11:34 AM | #23 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
Posts: 39,439
|
THERE IS NO GOD BUT I AM NATURE'S TROLL OF HUMAN SOCIETY IF WE WERE STILL WILD AS WE SHOULD BE THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED BY A TIGER A LONG TIME AGO, POSSIBLY WHEN I WAS A DOUGHY PRE-TEEN WITH BAD EYESIGHT AND A SERIOUS CASE OF BEING A CRYBABY
AT LEAST IT IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO PROCREATE |
|
05-29-2014, 12:14 PM | #24 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
You are the supreme gentleman. There should be beautiful blonde girls all over you.
|
|
05-29-2014, 12:20 PM | #25 |
Minion of Satan
Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..."
Posts: 7,765
|
|
|
05-29-2014, 12:23 PM | #26 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
Posts: 39,439
|
|
|
05-29-2014, 01:15 PM | #27 |
Socialphobic
Posts: 11,831
|
how could this girl not want to fuck me with my datsun
|
|
05-29-2014, 02:20 PM | #28 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
In defense of the girls who wouldn't fuck him, I can't not be a dick to an ugly bitch.
|
|
05-29-2014, 02:27 PM | #29 |
Banned
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
Posts: 39,439
|
after all you want to make sure they don't get up on your nuts amirite
|
|
05-29-2014, 02:40 PM | #30 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
I just want to dance.
|
|
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
netphorian haikus | Dogfighter28 | General Chat Archive | 93 | 08-04-2013 10:53 AM |
so what song did Billy sing @ Linda's wedding | MonteLDS | Pumpkins Archive | 40 | 07-23-2009 02:25 AM |
Anybody else feel this departure may have been due to some bad business? | paranoid | Pumpkins Archive | 21 | 03-26-2009 05:32 AM |
I feel like i'm going to spontanously combust | reprise85 | General Chat Archive | 13 | 12-25-2008 12:29 AM |
Stuff that sucks | Shallowed | General Chat Archive | 7 | 09-13-2008 02:03 PM |