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Old 01-20-2007, 05:45 AM   #1
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Default Orville Redenbacher

anyone see the new commercial? creepy as hell. i thought it was some freak in a bad mask, but it's apparently a digital dude - and if that's the case, why didn't they actually make him actually look like Orville Redenbacher?

so wrong. dude.


 
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:00 AM   #2
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popped corn buttered delights

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:07 AM   #3
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i dont' care i don't care i don't care

about 8 years of research has gone into this and i have concluded that: HE makes the BEST popcorn Ever!!!!

besides that
2. pop weaver
3. act 11 extreme butter low heat (it burns real easy)
4. the others
5. boyscout popcorn

trust me!

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:09 AM   #4
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He'll watch you while you sleep.

If you wake up and smell the hot buttery goodness, it's all over.

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:40 AM   #5
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all the hot buttery goodness is gone my friend. i ate it and it was good.

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:44 AM   #6
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That is freaky in a bad way. I don't like that at all.

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:06 AM   #7
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i would fuck the shit out of him

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:51 AM   #8
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Why is it creepy? That doesn't look anything like him

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:10 AM   #9
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those activia commercials bother the fuck out of me personally

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:14 AM   #10
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yeah that's kind of fucking weird. i LOOOVE the new jalepeno shit though. goddamn.

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:26 AM   #11
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i would fuck the shit out of him

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:33 AM   #12
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Why is it creepy?
cause orville redenbacher is dead..

its like fred astaire dancing with a vaccuum. wtf.

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:37 AM   #13
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or like an animatronic colonel sanders.

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:40 AM   #14
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beware the curse of the colonel

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 04:15 PM   #15
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its like fred astaire dancing with a vaccuum. wtf.
i believe it is incomparably worse.

 
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Old 01-20-2007, 04:42 PM   #16
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Damn, I was hoping that this was going to be an article about people being punished for creating that "hip" new animated Colonel voiced by Randy Quaid. That's something that definitely deserves Colonel Sanders's vengence.

And the Redenbacher thing totally creeps me out. CGI has come a long way, but it can't raise the dead just yet.

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 01:32 AM   #17
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Pix of Orville since I am too lazy to google him up myself, plz?

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 01:42 AM   #18
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I think you measure the true quality of a popcorn product by the ratio of popped kernals to non-popped kernals with it's inverse relationship to burnt peices. I think if most people were honest the best way to go about it is to just go for the middle brand. The one that isn't ridiculously expensive or welfare brand cheap, and just melt your own fricken butter as a gesture of good will. Am I wrong?

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 02:03 AM   #19
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Fuck, nm, the video didn't load in my browser the first time I clicked here. Wtf.

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:39 AM   #20
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who would win a fight between the digitial orville redenbocker and the creepy burger king i wonder?

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:40 AM   #21
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i met him once. well, saw him across a restaurant. i was little.

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:45 AM   #22
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Man, too bad they didnt make the crappy final fantasy film now, this old bastard looks pretty decent...!

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 05:51 AM   #23
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His head is too big.

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 03:33 PM   #24
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i think that they made the commercial so weird to get publicity. when was the last time any of you thought about redenbacher brand popping corn before now?

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 03:37 PM   #25
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i don't know, pretty recently.

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:04 PM   #26
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. i LOOOVE the new jalepeno shit though. goddamn.

I just tried these. It was one of the those rare once in a lifetime experience that mande me completley reevaluste how i percieve popcorn.

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:05 PM   #27
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Just noticed your location Mr. Pantyface, bravo

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:10 PM   #28
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ive decided to use my location decription as a platform to express an political or activists messages that seem relevant.... fight the power!

 
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Old 01-21-2007, 11:24 PM   #29
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WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
ITS LESS DANGEROUS

 
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