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04-23-2021, 07:09 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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How fat have u got since the pandemic
Went to the dr and was mildly surprised to learn my ass now weighs gosh like 207 or something
At 5’8” that puts me like 30-50 extra lbs Most of it u can see in my belly. Though my face is nice and round too Lotta takeout, lotta stress, lotta late night pizza reheated for doom scrolls and oooh is that the cookies we got from the sandwich place with lunch? Plus gimme that sparkly soda pop everflowing So c’mon and post how fat is your ass with me, in here |
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04-23-2021, 07:12 PM | #2 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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I lost about 150 lbs in 2019 and gained 50 lbs last year/this year
but my appetite is gone lately for some reason, possibly new medication or possibly a harbinger of worsening depression. i actually think it's both because not only do I not want to eat shit anymore but am into vegetables again this weight was almost all from eating carbs, usually stuff like cereal/cookies but plenty of chocolate and some chips and cake etc. i seriously didn't even have fucking fruit for almost a year when i lost all that weight, no sugar at all really except a tiny bit of candy for halloween or w/e. i remember the first time i ate a cookie it tasted like raw granulated sugar to me |
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04-23-2021, 11:27 PM | #3 |
Boardcaster
Location: reporting live
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I’ve been way too lucky
I barely have to squish an inch Famous last words |
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04-24-2021, 07:51 AM | #4 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Still a 152 pound twink.
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04-24-2021, 07:57 AM | #5 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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I think i've gained 10-15lbs. i haven't weighed myself because weighing is triggering for me and tends to lead to relapsing.
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04-24-2021, 08:36 AM | #6 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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I can start eating whenever I want!
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05-02-2021, 04:43 PM | #7 |
Saturday Night Goth
Location: POLLOS
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went from 195 to 170 but mostly that's due to my MIL moving in last June with end stage cancer
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05-02-2021, 04:56 PM | #8 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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I don't do this weight thing. Weight differs on every planet and is, just like time, such a typical human concept to which I don't subscribe
Bunch of losers Just like religion Or accountability for my actions |
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05-03-2021, 03:31 AM | #9 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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i have to unbutton my trousers when i sit down.
i need a belt to keep them up when walking around. (just to clarify for smashingjj: this is on planet earth, with earth's gravity everywhere.) |
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05-03-2021, 11:08 AM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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05-03-2021, 11:23 AM | #11 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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I've gained around 50 Jovian pounds
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05-04-2021, 10:35 AM | #12 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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I've lost 70% of what I've gained. In weight.
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05-04-2021, 10:35 AM | #13 |
Braindead
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I'm only talking about weight.
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05-05-2021, 11:08 AM | #14 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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The pandemic put about 10 lbs. on me, and I've been gaining and losing that same 10 lbs. ever since.
And I was already about 10 lbs. up from where I should be to have an okay body fat percentage, and that number itself is 10 lbs. more than what I'd probably need to be at to have abs. So, I've got about 30 lbs. to lose in order to be hot. |
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05-05-2021, 01:51 PM | #15 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Realized too late that this topic may be triggering for ppl, sorry
The tone/intent we’re going for is love yours and my own bodies, and share lighthearted tales of them together But i know it’s a really difficult thing for many ppl and it’s not cool to like make light of “how fat have u got” all the time, so sorry i will try to be more sensitive to the issue |
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05-05-2021, 02:00 PM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Ok so let’s do this the respectful way u guys
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05-05-2021, 02:01 PM | #17 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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For example marvel along with us at just what can b achieved when u love the body that god herself gave u (with satans help of course!):
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05-17-2021, 11:07 PM | #18 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: on the internet
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As you can see, I've put on a few pounds recently. It's nothing a nice newsboy cap or fedora can't improve upon, though. I will work it off this summer because I have a very active sex life.
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05-18-2021, 10:33 PM | #19 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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shit i wish i had a blazer
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05-19-2021, 12:00 AM | #20 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
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Little advice
Go to the consignment store and try on vintage ones. Will feel much better than any bullshit u can get at like Sears or man’s wearinghouse or whoever |
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05-19-2021, 12:03 AM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Mostly doing t shirts of horsecrap i love up top, against, below, one of several very special bright colored womens shorts from wal mart
These days, since it’s hot af already |
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05-19-2021, 03:38 PM | #22 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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I had to buy several new pairs of pants cause my old ones don’t fit on my pandemic legs
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05-19-2021, 04:25 PM | #23 |
Minion of Satan
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05-19-2021, 05:27 PM | #24 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
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Quote:
This look can be accomplished First: the key to whole thing is u rock the blazer bare chestin like uh huh: Second: the secret ingredient is u don upon u a ninja mask made of the graphic t Like so: Next: first: u need to begin to grasp the secret and/or key to whole ass is u put the blazer on mmmhmmm his boobies like: Then u get u a t shirt for the secret key to the whole total Step 2 ninja mask |
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05-19-2021, 05:34 PM | #25 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
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U will knwo that you’ve done it rite when u look like
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05-19-2021, 05:34 PM | #26 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
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(Minus the shirt of course, fucken hard to find a good warm pic of a nice strong man in just a blazer and chest hair
Plus if u add a t shirt ninja mask, better get ready to scroll until bedtime my friend |
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05-19-2021, 06:39 PM | #27 |
Virgo
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yo you're not alone.
maybe put on 10-15 lbs |
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06-07-2021, 12:17 AM | #28 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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I’ve put on 25 lbs. Fucking sucks. I’d like to lose 15 by Labor Day.
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06-07-2021, 10:22 AM | #29 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
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I've gained some weight and it's making me want to relapse... cause eating disorders are so fun
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06-07-2021, 10:29 AM | #30 |
Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
Posts: 8,168
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put on a few pounds at some point then, combined with other wonderful "life factors," hit some sort of a point where i hated myself enough to force myself to walk multiple miles a night & do sit-ups 'til i couldn't anymore
think i worked some off! |
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