can somebody explain okcupid to me

[Elphenor]

Hahaha.
I touched a nerve huh?

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Hahaha.
I touched a nerve huh?

no, you're just obviously young and stupid. no nerve to be touched here.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

plenty of my young, attractive, and socially well adjusted friends are ALL ABOUT tinder these days

yeah what's the deal with tinder anyway

[Eulogy]

i am genuinely curious as to what a 20-year-old san diego d-bag finds attractive these days though.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

no, you're just obviously young and stupid. no nerve to be touched here.

exactly. it's like talking to kreatorkind about spotify, or music in general. it's like trying to explain to juliana why "do what makes you happy" is an impossibility for the vast majority of the human race and is a bourgoise fantasy...

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

yeah what's the deal with tinder anyway

you just see pictures and say yes or no. if someone you say yes to also says yes to you, you are notified, and then you can chat. kind of elegant in a way i suppose. and it's location based i think.

[Eulogy]

and if you say yes to someone and they don't say yes to you, i don't think they ever know you said yes to them. so it kind of avoids rejection in that way.

[Eulogy]

i mean it's still rejection by omission i guess but that seems less hurtful?

[Eulogy]

the drawback is that you know literally nothing about them. a friend of mine was chatting with this girl for a bit and then she dropped the "well i have to go to church this morning" bomb and that ended it. a little bit of wasted effort.

[duovamp]

I feel like that'd depress me.


Yes to all.
Zero notifications.

[Eulogy]

wasn't actually "have to" more of a "i'm going because i am a religious person"

[Elphenor]

Dude, fuck you
Yes I only care about Sex. How does that make me some horrible person? And im not actually suggesting online dating is for losers. My Dad met his wife there and they're perfectly normal people.
Jesus fucking christ

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Dude, fuck you
Yes I only care about Sex. How does that make me some horrible person? And im not actually suggesting online dating is for losers. My Dad met his wife there and they're perfectly normal people.
Jesus fucking christ

well in and of itself it doesn't. the fact that you wear it like a badge of honor does. and the fact that you seem to want to dehumanize all women to the point where they only exist as wet holes for your dick also makes you appear to be a complete fucking douche.

and you are from san diego and describe yourself as attractive. i know your type.

[Elphenor]

Tinder sounds wayy too easy. Like, no way that works.

[Eulogy]

i can't even with this anymore

[Order 66]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Tinder sounds wayy too easy. Like, no way that works.

er..

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

and you are from san diego and describe yourself as attractive. i know your type.

Fuck off with that.

[Eulogy]

i should not have to explain how this works to someone who is in its target demographic

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Fuck off with that.

but, i do. i absolutely do.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

you just see pictures and say yes or no. if someone you say yes to also says yes to you, you are notified, and then you can chat. kind of elegant in a way i suppose. and it's location based i think.

i might be able to deal with this more, the questionnaire is what pisses me off so much about ok cupid

[Eulogy]

as a gay man i could get my dick wet any hour of any day if that's what i wanted. so i have to chuckle at straight men who act like it's some sort of noble cause to fuck strangers and not have any sort of emotional connection to anyone ever.

so passe.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

the drawback is that you know literally nothing about them. a friend of mine was chatting with this girl for a bit and then she dropped the "well i have to go to church this morning" bomb and that ended it. a little bit of wasted effort.

i prefer this much more to the "what the fuck do we talk about" phenomenon of OK cupid dates

i mean the woman i know that uses tinder is this real bombshell zatfig lady that i'm all about but then she asked me if i knew who david icke was

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i might be able to deal with this more, the questionnaire is what pisses me off so much about ok cupid

it really is a no-to-low risk game. so i say go for it. you really can't lose unless you'd be crushed by no one reciprocating. but it's just a location based app so you can't take it too seriously. imo.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Yes I only care about Sex. How does that make me some horrible person?

Well someday you'll get an explanation from a pretty woman that really likes you

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

it really is a no-to-low risk game. so i say go for it. you really can't lose unless you'd be crushed by no one reciprocating. but it's just a location based app so you can't take it too seriously. imo.

wait i thought this was grinder

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

but, i do. i absolutely do.

Lol.

I've lived in SD for like 6 months and other people describe me as attractive and I have moderate success with woman despite being socially retarted. So Im just assuming im somewhat attractive.
I personally never saw it.

Also, I used to be all about love but just got awfully hearybroken so just fuck that shit

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

wait i thought this was grinder

tinder is basically grindr for straight people. and somehow less scandalous. probably because it doesn't result in as many one off sexual encounters.

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Lol.

I've lived in SD for like 6 months and other people describe me as attractive and I have moderate success with woman despite being socially retarted. So Im just assuming im somewhat attractive.
I personally never saw it.

Also, I used to be all about love but just got awfully hearybroken so just fuck that shit

i wrote off the first "retarted" as a typo but i won't do the same for the second.

you seem like a dumb fuck. and you're probably not attractive. the fact that you never saw it means that others are probably just being nice to you.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

as a gay man i could get my dick wet any hour of any day if that's what i wanted. so i have to chuckle at straight men who act like it's some sort of noble cause to fuck strangers and not have any sort of emotional connection to anyone ever.

so passe.

It's not like that at all though.
It's more like Sex is just a natural body function that people make an unnecessary big deal about.

Ideally Id like for us all to be friends who fucked sometimes.

[Eulogy]

also any 20-year-old saying that they "used to be all about love" jesus fucking christ can i gouge my own eyes out