You Know I'm Chat Thread

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by slunken

one of my favorite perfumes got discontinued and is now on the grey market (if you can find it at all) at triple the price

got about a half a bottle of juice left

My fragrance of the summer is going to be champagne. Really into it.

[TheAlter]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

My fragrance of the summer is going to be champagne. Really into it.

Finally some classy choice with regards to the kitchen excellent!

[ilikeplanets]

Shuddup and smell the class

[ilikeplanets]

But also I'm talking about perfume, not the kitchen

The invitation to shut up and smell me still stands

[TheAlter]

As you wish, ma'am!

[please let it be a Yves Saint Laure nt or at least a vintage Germaine Monteil, please]

[Ram27]

i spent $42 on a candle that is meant to smell like verveine, whatever that is

[topleybird]

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[slunken]

Originally Posted by TheAlter

As you wish, ma'am!

[please let it be a Yves Saint Laure nt or at least a vintage Germaine Monteil, please]

My favorite YSL fragrance smells like a heavily used, but freshly clean, men's bathroom and lately I've been wearing it in the 90 degree heat. It's horrifying and so much fun.

[slunken]

If you're a woman and you have long hair that reaches past your butt and you're over the age of 25 that's a fetish thing, right?

[TheAlter]

Sounds like you got fucked over, i've never heard of such a 'fragrance' especially from la Maison Laure nt

Originally Posted by slunken

If you're a woman and you have long hair that reaches past your butt and you're over the age of 25 that's a fetish thing, right?

Is that the Manson family type or the Connecticut Chloe Sevigny type, i just can't tell

[slunken]

Originally Posted by TheAlter

Sounds like you got fucked over, i've never heard of such a 'fragrance' especially from la Maison Laure nt

YSL = Yves Saint L a u r e nt you dum-dum

woah her name is censored lmao

[slunken]

Is that the Manson family type or the Connecticut Chloe Sevigny type, i just can't tell

I'd take either tbh, I'm gonna get her

and by "get her" i mean never directly talk to her

[slunken]

best way to get girls is absolutely never even look them in the eye or acknowledge them

they LOVE that

[ilikeplanets]

If they are over 25, they won't want to be called a "girl"

[ilikeplanets]

Unless it's a fetish thing

[slunken]

nah i think guys should focus more on never speaking to or making eye contact with "t h e m"

[vixnix]

Older women in Australia call each other girls. I was so charmed by it that I still do it now, back in NZ. I mean women 30+. A 45 year old will be talking to a group of women who are between 50-90 years old and she’ll say “Come on girls, let’s get some lunch”.

I loved it. It was somehow friendlier than saying “C’mon ladies”

But yeah probs different if slunken is calling a 25 year old a girl to her face like “hey gurl, let’s get lunch” that seems less friendly and more kinda power wielding or something, like “hey young female, come get lunch with me, an older male”. Kinda different vibe

[vixnix]

I feel like you would never to do that, slunken - just in case that isn’t clear. You don’t come across as that kind of person or anything

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

If they are over 25, they won't want to be called a "girl"

Wow uh how about no

[Disco King]

I dunno, I hear the words "boys" and "girls" used to refer to men and women all the time that it seems normal to me.

Probably depends on the context. It would be weird to say "the Cabinet is composed of 50% boys and 50% girls." But normal to say "the boys/girls are out getting lunch."

[Ram27]

man / woman sounds very formal or professional, almost like saying ma'am and sir

[Ram27]

girl - woman feels like there aren't enough terms in the middle, formality wise. lady, maybe?

boy - man you have like, dude guy lad bro

[Ram27]

girl -- woman feels too binary, almost, in terms of formality. maybe lady?

boy -- man you can use like dude, guy, bro, lad, etc

[slunken]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I feel like you would never to do that, slunken - just in case that isn’t clear. You don’t come across as that kind of person or anything

thanks for the vote of confidence. semantics used to be a fun philosophical game. now it's a pissing match of a nightmare.


i'm just going to come out and say that if you're over the age of 25 and have hair past your bottom it's a fetish thing.

[slunken]

In the meantime, I'll be sure to get a white woman from HR to write my apology that I can sign my name to and then publish here.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by Ram27

i spent $42 on a candle that is meant to smell like verveine, whatever that is

for yourself? i got my moms a $30 something dollar candle but i cant imagine spending that much on a candle for myself and i am a candle bitch. always gotta talk myself out of buying another

[yo soy el mejor]

you know what?! im going to light one right now

[Ram27]

yeah - i got it just to do it, it's like a posh french company and i wondered if a tiny $42 candle was worth it compared to like yankee candle $30

i do think it smells richer but it's not throwing very much [learnt that word]

[Ram27]

[TheAlter]

Originally Posted by Ram27

i do think it smells richer but it's not throwing very much

That's basically the 5e arrondissement in a nutshell

The candle is authentic, cheers