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Old 09-03-2012, 12:45 AM   #1
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:28 AM   #2
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my dad definitely leers; he tries to not show it, but it's totally obvious

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:34 AM   #3
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I wanna meet that dad

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:35 AM   #4
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tell me about your dad!

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 02:50 AM   #5
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my dad is dead so thankfully I'll never have that problem.

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 03:17 AM   #6
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ban request on toast

 
Old 09-03-2012, 04:09 AM   #7
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didn't you hear sean, they voted down my ban initiative on rottenugly now they have to put up with everyone

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 04:30 AM   #8
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Who is this 'they'. Jew bankers i presume

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 04:38 AM   #9
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Pretty sure that poll was bunk i logged into like 10 alt accounts to vote yes but the no votes mysteriously inched ahead

Fool me once shame on you.. fool me twice, you... you dont fool me again

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:53 AM   #10
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I think muting would be more effective on the youngster

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 11:19 AM   #11
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Get your jollies silencing the voice of the youth do we, Mr.Branes?

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 01:30 PM   #12
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my dad definitely leers; he tries to not show it, but it's totally obvious
mine too

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:23 PM   #13
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even more awkward: When you realise your lady friend is checking out your dad. Real talk.

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:27 PM   #14
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I've had one girlfriend tell me she thought my dad was attractive and one of my brother's gfs said the same thing. :|

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:43 PM   #15
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I wanna meet him

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 07:16 PM   #16
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Hey at least you're not trying to DP your mom with your pops and you BOTH go for her asshole. It was pretty funny because I told him, "Hey dad, I lived there once! Let me try something new!"

We both laughed, got our cocks in the right holes and fucked the living shit out of my mom.

Good times.

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 07:19 PM   #17
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Hey at least you're not trying to DP your mom with your pops and you BOTH go for her asshole. It was pretty funny because I told him, "Hey dad, I lived there once! Let me try something new!"

We both laughed, got our cocks in the right holes and fucked the living shit out of my mom.

Good times.
man, this guy

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 07:20 PM   #18
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Hey at least you're not trying to DP your mom with your pops and you BOTH go for her asshole. It was pretty funny because I told him, "Hey dad, I lived there once! Let me try something new!"

We both laughed, got our cocks in the right holes and fucked the living shit out of my mom.

Good times.
Living the Dream

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:01 PM   #19
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it looks like Hank is reading that











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sometimes, I miss the lolz





http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lX9bmPvPtW...rge_w_bush.jpg

 
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:39 PM   #20
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yeah the invasion of iraq was HIlarious

 
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Old 09-04-2012, 12:24 AM   #21
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man, this guy
Whatever prude. Don't JUDGE ME FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME

 
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Old 09-04-2012, 11:52 AM   #22
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dad checked out his fair share of exes. was always uncomfortable.

 
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