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Old 09-29-2018, 02:02 AM   #1
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Thumbs up Genuwine - The Pony

he's singing about his dick

he wants a lady to ride his dick like you would ride a horse
his dick is a horse
that mean's its big and what lady doesn't like a BIG DICK
i know i do!

but even in the 1990s when this song was made
Genuwine knew about consent
he only wants the women to ride, "The Pony" if they are horny
it's up to the lady if they want to ride, and if they know how not to fall off

ultimately, a classic song

 
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Old 09-29-2018, 02:04 AM   #2
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amazing how the entire board agrees...some classics just transcend genre

 
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Old 09-29-2018, 03:36 AM   #3
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Shiny and oh so brite

 
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Old 09-29-2018, 03:37 AM   #4
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Lp: no sun, no pony THE MASTERPIECE (part 1 of 3)

 
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Old 09-29-2018, 03:52 AM   #5
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Just wait until you hear THAT

 
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Old 09-29-2018, 03:52 AM   #6
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Then post about germawine

 
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Old 09-29-2018, 10:18 PM   #7
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Old 09-30-2018, 12:20 PM   #8
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I thought we weren't allowed to post porn.

 
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Old 09-30-2018, 04:06 PM   #9
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minor-key 90s r&b is where the fuck it's at, tbh

 
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Old 09-30-2018, 04:07 PM   #10
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+ this is another good opportunity to shout out the MiB soundtrack again & that song they did on it, which was quite good

 
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Old 09-30-2018, 05:06 PM   #11
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when i was in 10th grade the football cheerleaders did a choreographed dance routine to this cut

 
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Old 09-30-2018, 05:13 PM   #12
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Cut?

 
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Old 09-30-2018, 05:21 PM   #13
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song/track/single/mp3

 
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Old 09-30-2018, 05:25 PM   #14
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definitely classic

that bwah bwah bwah bass is killer

 
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Old 09-30-2018, 06:58 PM   #15
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ever seen when he dances to it in magic mike and magic mike xxl claaaaaassic

 
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Old 10-01-2018, 04:45 AM   #16
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when i was in 10th grade the football cheerleaders did a choreographed dance routine to this cut
Dang horse girls!

 
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Old 10-01-2018, 11:02 AM   #17
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Cut?
You know

Like a tune

A number

A good ol' ditty

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 04:22 PM   #18
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Old 10-03-2018, 05:15 PM   #19
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he only wants the women to ride, "The Pony" if they are horny
But being horny in itself isn't consent.

Arousal is an involuntary physiological response, and one can experience it without wanting to have sex.

I would be more comfortable with this song is he said he only wants women to ride the pony if they give explicit, enthusiastic, affirmative, verbal consent.

Or perhaps written or conveyed through ASL, if they are mute.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 05:25 PM   #20
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Old 10-03-2018, 05:42 PM   #21
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Cut?

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 12:14 PM   #22
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Dick is a horse?

 
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Old 10-04-2018, 03:23 PM   #23
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But being horny in itself isn't consent.

Arousal is an involuntary physiological response, and one can experience it without wanting to have sex.

I would be more comfortable with this song is he said he only wants women to ride the pony if they give explicit, enthusiastic, affirmative, verbal consent.

Or perhaps written or conveyed through ASL, if they are mute.

he is asking if she is horny first
Remember this was like the 90s, it was progressive for its time

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 04:46 PM   #24
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Yeah, a different time. These days, people don't take too kindly to me asking if they are horny.

Maybe if I ask if I can ask if they are horny?

 
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