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04-29-2017, 09:00 PM | #331 |
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Involuntary Butt Sex?
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04-29-2017, 09:02 PM | #332 |
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Interdimensional Bestial Sickness
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04-29-2017, 09:03 PM | #333 |
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Incredibly Brutal Shits
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04-29-2017, 09:05 PM | #334 |
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Guys, you know, there is such a thing as "too much information"
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04-29-2017, 09:07 PM | #335 |
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That's TMI fool.
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04-29-2017, 09:10 PM | #336 |
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TMZ?
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04-29-2017, 10:46 PM | #337 |
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07-08-2017, 04:51 PM | #338 |
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nsfl gross blood in poop talk below
it comes back, as it always appears to, to pooping blood. however, this time is different. it is not a little blood on the paper. or a probably small amount making the bowl look like a murder scene. no, i am actually shitting small blood clots, and enough blood to make it obvious it's more than just a few drops in the bowl. not enough to give me iron deficiency or anything. but this is different than hemorrhoid blood, i guess is what i'm trying to say. and my gastro track somewhere (it's common to say "stomach" but prob isn't my stomach) has been having a low ache in it for the better part of two weeks now. not terrible, but enough to be noticeable most of the time. this blood thing has actually been going on for a couple months, but it is increasing in frequency rapidly from once every two weeks to 1-2 days a week (multiple times per day) so i should go to the doctor. but imma wait it out a little more. what could go wrong |
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07-08-2017, 06:18 PM | #339 |
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yesterday i sharted a shart so big i'm not sure it qualifies as a shart anymore.
it was a #6. so uncomfortable. |
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07-08-2017, 06:19 PM | #340 |
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one time i was just shitting nothing but blood
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07-08-2017, 06:19 PM | #341 |
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07-08-2017, 06:20 PM | #342 |
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i think i've done this a few times. but it's hard to tell cuz i did pass something, it just might have only been clots.
i've basically been having 6s and 7s at least once a day for the past week or so, with approximately 1/3 being bloody no pain besides the regular discomfort with 6s and 7s. which is bad enough but that also makes me think it's something besides at the end of my colon where there are nerves and i'd feel some pain |
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07-08-2017, 06:29 PM | #343 |
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This thread got me really worried now
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07-08-2017, 06:42 PM | #344 |
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nah don't be worried
it feels like when i had an ulcer but way more bleeding. maybe lower in my GIT? and i havent aggravated the condition with NSAIDS like i did the other time. or it could just be some rupturing somewhere (like hemorrhoids, although it doesn't feel like when I had those... where it felt like "something was there"). i have normal bathroom trips and abnormal ones back to back, so it's not consistent but i can have several of each in a day. which seems kinda strange i just don't want to have a colonoscopy |
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07-09-2017, 10:56 AM | #345 |
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I finally replaced my coffee pot. Old one cracked last month.
Needless to say, I dropped anchor pretty hard this morning. |
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07-09-2017, 07:08 PM | #346 |
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Earlier this morning I was perusing this thread while in the presence of the Scathing Yesenia. Since she fucked me over I have been acting towards her as I feel, namely dead. This has enraged her tempestuous latin temperament. Anyways she's glaring at/ignoring me as I am reading this rolling shits recently taken thread when all off a sudden I read: Involuntary Butt Sex.
I gave out a great guffaw before I could restrain myself, right in front of the testy Yesi. LOL. Thanks to Netphoria and thanks to myself as well of course. |
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07-09-2017, 08:22 PM | #347 |
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Good luck tooklng. Bewilder the accursed ersatz temptress Yessina!
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07-09-2017, 09:13 PM | #348 |
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Got really stoned (surprise!) yesterday. Ate a bunch of plums and drank half a gallon of milk (I like milk).
Woke up to take a most agonizing dump while smoking yet another bowl. |
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07-09-2017, 10:31 PM | #349 |
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one reason i need to cut back on herb is that it tempts me to eat like a damn moron.
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07-09-2017, 11:11 PM | #350 |
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Yeah once I got so blazed I ate 16 truffles. Woke up later with horrid bitter brown vomit.
Weed. |
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07-09-2017, 11:13 PM | #351 |
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Also the first time I ate chocolate chip mint ice cream cake blazed i got sick
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07-10-2017, 12:36 AM | #352 |
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the worst gastric pain i ever experienced was in march 2004. i was at a friend's party where there were about 20 people and about a dozen blunts in rotation simultaneously. probably the highest i had been in my life up until that point. then at one points i realized. "shit it's march...SHAMROCK SHAKES". so i got a 42 oz shamrock shake and was so stoned that i went back for a second one.
i passed out on his couch and woke up thinking i was dying. i sat on the throne with just the most intense all-consuming pain in my abdomen as fluorescent green turd ropes coiled up in the bowl. |
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07-10-2017, 12:42 AM | #353 |
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about fifteen years ago I would have these terrible pains that for some reason just went away after a while. it was like I had eaten glass and it was slowly tearing open my insides. I remember being on the toilet and thinking I was dying and I actually screamed until a housemate came to check what was going on.
just to laugh at me later, of course. |
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07-10-2017, 12:42 AM | #354 |
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(to bread regal) ooooohhh loooord man lolol
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07-10-2017, 12:43 AM | #355 |
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Lindsay lohan turd update
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07-10-2017, 01:27 AM | #356 |
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I have not poop ed today
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07-10-2017, 01:39 AM | #357 |
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Ladies don't defecate.
This is well known. |
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07-10-2017, 01:41 AM | #358 |
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Nor do they emit flatulence.
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07-10-2017, 01:43 AM | #359 |
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lol I'd prove you wrong
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07-10-2017, 01:45 AM | #360 |
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Can you imagine Queen Guinevere ripping a fat one?
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