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05-05-2020, 10:40 AM | #481 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i finished the salsa.
the agony was exquisite. |
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02-05-2021, 12:46 PM | #482 |
Socialphobic
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02-05-2021, 12:47 PM | #483 |
Socialphobic
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Yesterday I had a poop that was so long and stiff it took three flushes before it would go down. Each time it would get stuck in the center of the bowl, resembling a zero with a slash mark through it.
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02-05-2021, 12:48 PM | #484 |
Socialphobic
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Happiness is emptiness and God is dehydrated just like me.
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02-05-2021, 01:00 PM | #485 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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In "I'm Me" there's a part where Weezy rhymes "heavy metallin" with "Led Zepellin."
Shit's fuckin fire. |
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02-05-2021, 02:23 PM | #486 | |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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02-05-2021, 02:49 PM | #487 |
Socialphobic
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Must spread rep.
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02-05-2021, 02:49 PM | #488 |
Socialphobic
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And Lysol. So much Lysol.
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02-05-2021, 04:50 PM | #489 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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02-05-2021, 05:21 PM | #490 |
Socialphobic
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*colon
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02-05-2021, 06:19 PM | #491 |
real estate cowboy
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02-05-2021, 09:51 PM | #492 |
Ownz
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big news: i have an anal fissure
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02-05-2021, 10:04 PM | #493 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I'm so sorry ...
I told my dad to be gentle ... |
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02-05-2021, 10:10 PM | #494 | |
Minion of Satan
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How do i achieve this in my familys home |
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02-05-2021, 10:11 PM | #495 |
Minion of Satan
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02-05-2021, 10:38 PM | #496 |
Ownz
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i will not be treating the fissure with anything but prayer
it is quite itchy. wiping my ass is my new favorite part of the day |
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02-06-2021, 04:16 AM | #497 |
Minion of Satan
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Overy for the love of omf
For our love of all that’s good and our love of all that’s true..... Go to bed and rest that anus, quit jokin round online, for gods sake |
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02-06-2021, 10:57 AM | #498 |
Ownz
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i will not surrender my life to this fissure. all these people staying in bed with their fissures are just sheeple. those webmd "experts" don't know what they're talking about. fissures are no big deal, just a little itchy pain. i take a lot of vitamins so i'm sure mine won't get that bad. actually i've been doing some research online and i found some sources claiming that these "fissures" aren't even real and that the doctors just tell you you have them to get pharmaceutical kickbacks. i'm not saying i believe it totally, because my ass is fire right now, but it's an interesting perspective, really makes you think twice
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02-08-2021, 04:12 PM | #499 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I just saw a dude take a dump by a busy intersection here in Laureles. He pulls down his pants, sits down on the grill cover of a drainpipe, and poops away. He took his time too. The light must of changed at least three times until he finished (hella traffic).
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02-08-2021, 05:25 PM | #500 |
Shut the fuck up!
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you can't rush great art, or a man's bowels
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02-08-2021, 05:48 PM | #501 |
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02-08-2021, 05:56 PM | #502 |
Shut the fuck up!
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Welcome to Ukraine
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02-08-2021, 06:34 PM | #503 |
real estate cowboy
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I don't see what's so dirty?
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02-08-2021, 07:28 PM | #504 |
Shut the fuck up!
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if you scratch the screen while you watch it you can smell it
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02-10-2021, 11:07 PM | #505 |
Ownz
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just when i thought netphoria couldn't be any dumber, I come back and see this thread.... and you TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF
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02-15-2021, 01:11 PM | #506 |
Braindead
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02-16-2021, 04:43 PM | #507 |
Ownz
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02-16-2021, 09:59 PM | #508 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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02-17-2021, 01:56 PM | #509 |
Braindead
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02-17-2021, 09:18 PM | #510 |
Ownz
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