How do you plan to entertain yourself the next few weeks/months?

[FlamingGlobes]

I got food poisoning from Olive Garden in 2011. Haven't been back since. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I will not stand for this! My father is a clean man!

Apologize immediately!

You saying the dog isn't clean?

SPECIESIST BITCH!

[FoolofaTook]

you need to calm the fuck down bro

[yo soy el mejor]

yeah u need to get out more, FG

[FlamingGlobes]

So I can contract and then spread the coronavirus?

SPECIESIST BITCH!

[FlamingGlobes]

Or are you saying I need to go to Olive Garden more?

[FlamingGlobes]

yo soy, what's your fav Olive Garden album?

[yo soy el mejor]

uh oh someone learned a new word

[FoolofaTook]

so you guys are going to fight in two separate threads?

[FoolofaTook]

[yo soy el mejor]

it follows

(it = FG)

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

so you guys are going to fight in two separate threads?

Wait, there are two separate threads?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

uh oh someone learned a new word

...Olive Garden?

[FlamingGlobes]

You don't understand Took. yo soy and I are good friends from way back. This is just how we show our affection for one another.

[yo soy el mejor]

hey FG, what did you think of my audio documentary?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

hey FG, what did you think of my audio documentary?

[FlamingGlobes]

I see you watching, MetfoSah. Feel free to step in and contribute at any time.

[FlamingGlobes]

Interesting:

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[FlamingGlobes]

Sounds like typical smashingjj shenanigans. PC culture rub amok!

[FoolofaTook]

You've been pretty feisty lately, FLobes. First all the beefin' with Run2Pee. Then this ceaseless strife with Y S E M. Finally, my dad says you've been a veritable firebrand in the sack.

What gives?

[Joey Goldberg]

what isn't a smashingjj shenanigan by this point? lord knows he runs at least half the accounts on this site, including of course my own

[yo soy el mejor]

hey foofytook, what did you think of my audio documentary?

[FoolofaTook]

It was wonderful. Your cats are wonderful. You are wonderful.


Yes.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

You've been pretty feisty lately, FLobes. First all the beefin' with Run2Pee. Then this ceaseless strife with Y S E M. Finally, my dad says you've been a veritable firebrand in the sack.

What gives?

It's the death of Mals. Board just hasn't been the same since his demise.

[yo soy el mejor]

I'm bad 2 the bone and so are my cats.

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I got food poisoning from Olive Garden in 2011. Haven't been back since. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

There was a particular Olive Garden in my hometown where, word was, a student from my highschool who worked as a cook became disgruntled sufficiently to shoot his semen into the alfredo sauce, sickening his ex-gf’s entire family, including particularly her grandma, who even died.

Concurrent with the emergence of this tale, the location was closed for health violations, this is verifiable. Truth or falsity aside, ive always wondered if visions of jizzy alfredo made it outside our town and off to other cities, to become parking lot tales for a new generation

[FoolofaTook]

I've heard a similar story about the sour cream of the Taco Bell in Walla Walla.


Just some urban myth bs.

[yo soy el mejor]

def heard that, but i always ordered marinara-based food items @ OG

[yo soy el mejor]

i dated a guy w/ the middle named alfredo because his mom loved chicken alfredo

[cork_soaker]

his full name?

Chicken Alfredo Sauce