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Old 12-25-2016, 12:16 PM   #301
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Let it be confirmed that i poop and also that they (the poops) look like demons

 
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Old 12-26-2016, 07:29 PM   #302
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Let it be confirmed that i poop and also that they (the poops) look like demons
pics or GTFO

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 02:01 PM   #303
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'bout that time again

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 02:02 PM   #304
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for reference:

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 02:03 PM   #305
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i had a ton of insoluble fiber yesterday so i'm just preparing myself. had a 2 earlier

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 02:04 PM   #306
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yesterday I ate a huge gyro and some falafel. let's see where this takes us

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 03:54 PM   #307
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I've been so regular lately that I'm worried I'm going to become known as "the guy who stinks up the employee bathroom at 10:20 every morning" at work.

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 04:06 PM   #308
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i farted at work today (it was a combo sneeze/fart, is there a name for those?) but it was a total sbd but luckily we keep air freshener in the front office and i was able to grab it at the first sniff of yuck. generally it's for stinky customers. my coworker was standing right there and did not seem to catch on to why i used the spray

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 04:08 PM   #309
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apparently the word is 'snart'

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 04:39 PM   #310
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i wish there was a mute button for entire threads, this is embarassing

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:05 PM   #311
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it is the shits recently taken thread, what did you expect

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:06 PM   #312
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i farted at work today (it was a combo sneeze/fart, is there a name for those?) but it was a total sbd but luckily we keep air freshener in the front office and i was able to grab it at the first sniff of yuck. generally it's for stinky customers. my coworker was standing right there and did not seem to catch on to why i used the spray
I actually said 'snart' aloud half a second before I saw it was your next post

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:07 PM   #313
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shit happens

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:12 PM   #314
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Hey Dr. Reprise I need to consult you on poop. As I've discussed here previously, I have a dysfunctional/sensitive digestive system and I get a lot weird shits and intestinal cramps and stuff. It usually comes in waves, like I will experience it every day for 2 weeks and then I will be fine for awhile. Last year the IRL doctor said I had IBS which I figured, and the hypothesis we came up with is that it is anxiety-induced.

However, I'm not so sure now. Over the last 6 weeks I have been feeling worse than I have in a long time, and drinking almost every night. But my stomach has been fine. Wtf? What else could be triggering this randomly and making it last for weeks at a time? That doesn't sound diet-related?

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:17 PM   #315
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are you eating plants and i mean like 2-3 cups of plants a day at least, because i bet you aren't

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:22 PM   #316
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My diet is mostly vegetarian. I eat fresh fruits and veggies every day

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:23 PM   #317
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oh well i gues you'er dying

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:25 PM   #318
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do you think I have the imaginary gluten disease

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:25 PM   #319
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yes

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:26 PM   #320
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i mean you're already pretty annoyingly bourgoisie & precious so that would be the logical progression

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:26 PM   #321
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maybe I'm having too much fun




































































 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:29 PM   #322
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yeah you aren't

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:35 PM   #323
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that's what beer is for

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:36 PM   #324
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i smoke weed & still feel bad. its like i'm stoned & sangry

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 06:33 PM   #325
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Hey Dr. Reprise I need to consult you on poop. As I've discussed here previously, I have a dysfunctional/sensitive digestive system and I get a lot weird shits and intestinal cramps and stuff. It usually comes in waves, like I will experience it every day for 2 weeks and then I will be fine for awhile. Last year the IRL doctor said I had IBS which I figured, and the hypothesis we came up with is that it is anxiety-induced.

However, I'm not so sure now. Over the last 6 weeks I have been feeling worse than I have in a long time, and drinking almost every night. But my stomach has been fine. Wtf? What else could be triggering this randomly and making it last for weeks at a time? That doesn't sound diet-related?
perhaps you are numbing your anxiety with alcohol enough to suppress the IBS?

it might be something specific that triggers it that you just haven't had this entire time.

i suggest going back to the doctor the next time it happens and also keep a food diary if you want to figure out if it's something in particular

so no great suggestions

i had IBS real bad for years and years and now i only have problems when i'm super anxious, usually tied to a certain event i can name.

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 06:57 PM   #326
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I remember when exploding boy said he had IBS but then later revealed his diet consisted of gravy and potatoes and fried food

 
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i know a lot of nerds who eat nothing but things that are varying shades of tan, swearing up and down they have IBS but no they don't want to eat lettuce EW GROSS DUDE

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 08:17 PM   #328
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I have issues whether or not I eat well or not. I have no guaranteed triggers. So I try to eat what I like.

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 08:17 PM   #329
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I guess besides lactose. That is a consistent issue maker

 
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Old 04-29-2017, 08:59 PM   #330
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IBS
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