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Old 08-30-2007, 09:20 PM   #151
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it's not surprising the mormon ladies are responsive to this freak shit
nor is it surprising that he thinks it up.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:28 PM   #152
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and they're raised from birth to accept and participate in a broad range of ridiculous nonsense, so it's not surprising the mormon ladies are responsive to this freak shit
well yeah. how else do you explain scrapbooking?

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:32 PM   #153
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it can't be explained. it is beyond reason

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:34 PM   #154
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define scrapbooking

i fear i might be guilty of this sin

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:38 PM   #155
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at monte's date

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:52 PM   #156
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define scrapbooking

i fear i might be guilty of this sin
http://legacyscrapbooking.com/catalog.php?category=213

it's a mormon tradition

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:58 PM   #157
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the horror....

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:58 PM   #158
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http://www.religionlink.org/tip_030310b.php

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 09:59 PM   #159
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this is one of the funniest threads i've ever seen...the comments...the post, its all so fantastic

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:04 PM   #160
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wtf is this?! go away

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:09 PM   #161
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wtf is this?! go away
now now andrewfarce, don't get your mormon underwear in a bunch

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:11 PM   #162
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:12 PM   #163
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hip hip!

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:14 PM   #164
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as soon as the music came on i stopped it. im afraid to go any further, i dont think im man enough, i coudlnt bear all of the cringing. somebody go in ahead of me and tell if its safe.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:14 PM   #165
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seems like someone beat me to post the video.. but ta da

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:15 PM   #166
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sleeper, you must watch the video. ignore the weezer. it's worth it for the ape stunt.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:18 PM   #167
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it took me like 10 minutes to find this so I hope you guys appreciate it

Monte's Big Date

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:21 PM   #168
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it took me like 10 minutes to find this so I hope you guys appreciate it

Monte's Big Date

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Sadly she had to cancel our date... and we plan to go out again, but this time she is in charge of making the date and I gave her $200 and said she has to use it all and give me a really cool date!
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:21 PM   #169
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Awesome.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:21 PM   #170
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as you can all see, she was enjoying her self.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:40 PM   #171
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Sadly she had to cancel our date... and we plan to go out again, but this time she is in charge of making the date and I gave her $200 and said she has to use it all and give me a really cool date!
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hahaha i didn't even notice that the first time through

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:42 PM   #172
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if this is the kind of shit he pulls on a first date, let us all take a moment to imagine monte's version of 'foreplay'
I loled.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:42 PM   #173
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sleeper, you must watch the video. ignore the weezer. it's worth it for the ape stunt.
no i wont, too risky

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:42 PM   #174
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i actually never went out with Amy. We still talk, and i sent her to a spa treatment recently. nice girl but we just didn't really fit anymore. So no reason to go away. plus it'd be hard on me to date someone with kids.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:54 PM   #175
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how does a guy like monte end up in a place like this

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:54 PM   #176
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i actually never went out with Amy. We still talk, and i sent her to a spa treatment recently.
You... did what?

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:59 PM   #177
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I actually ditched my friends in the other room to finish reading this thread. And it was worth it. It even got some laughs out of them too. Wow. Monte, you are crazy. I hope you never have to go out into the real world...cuz your world sounds like fun.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:01 PM   #178
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You... did what?



 
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:03 PM   #179
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no i wont, too risky
turn off your speakers until you see her holding the banana, hes turned down the music a bit at that point.

 
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:07 PM   #180
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Ummm, Not really sure what to say Monte. Ahhh. I'm speechless. Really.

 
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