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Old 03-24-2019, 09:06 AM   #1
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with every breath of our life, comes nearer
and nearer the hour of judgement: the proud
will be brought low: the lovers of ease
will find themselves in hardship. come!
is there any of you that will truly receive admonition?
so said noah, but his people rejected
the warning and perished. we have made
our revelation easy to understand and follow.
is there any that will truly receive admonition?
so said the prophets of ad and thamud;
so said the prophets deputed to the people
of lot and and of pharaoh: but the wicked continued
in sin and defiance and perished. will the present
generation learn wisdom by warning? alas!
is there any that will truly recieve admonition?
the righteous will dwell in their gardens of bliss,-
in the joyful assembly of realised truth,
in the presence of their Sovereign Most High!

you guys might think i'm trolling, but i'm not. i came back to warn you that the road netphoria takes you down will only destroy you. i really tried to be honest and helpful and not too pushy, but i was rejected. i wanted to talk with you guys openly and truthfully, but i was met with cynicism, arrogance, idle talk, and apathy. for those of you that aren't yet lost, i really hope that you wake up soon.

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The Holy Qur'an - Sura 2: Baqara - Section 34 (254-257)

254. O ye who believe! Spend out of (the bounties) We have provided for you, before the Day comes when no bargaining (Will avail), nor friendship nor intercession. Those who reject Faith they are the wrong-doers.

255. God. There is no god but He,--the Living, the Self-subsisting, Eternal. No slumber can seize Him nor sleep. His are all things in the heavens and on earth. Who is there can intercede in His presence except as He permitteth? He knoweth what (appeareth to His creatures as) before or after or behind them. Nor shall they compass aught of His knowledge except as He willeth. His Throne doth extend over the heavens and the earth, and He feeleth no fatigue in guarding and preserving them for He is the Most High, the Supreme (in glory).

256. Let there be no compulsion in religion: Truth stands out clear from Error: whoever rejects evil and believes in God hath grasped the most trustworthy hand-hold, that never breaks. And God heareth and knoweth all things.

257. God is the Protector of those who have faith: from the depths of darkness He will lead them forth into light. Of those who reject faith the patrons are the evil ones: from light they will lead them forth into the depths of darkness. They will be companions of the fire, to dwell therein (For ever).
The Qur'an: http://www.islamicity.com/mosque/SURAI.HTM
The Torah (Old Testament) and The Bible (New Testament): Etext Center: Collections

may God guide you to the straight path.

peace.

 
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Old 03-24-2019, 09:29 AM   #2
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Old 03-28-2019, 11:42 AM   #3
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FAQ
“People still believe the earth is flat!?” We maintain that the earth is flat and stationary, but we weren’t born into this way of thinking. Like you, we grew up believing in a heliocentric globe-earth model. After extensive experimentation, analysis, and research, we have come to know that the truth of our cosmology is not that which we’ve been told.

“Will I fall off of the edge?” No. Though there are varying models within the flat earth community, the most commonly depicted model of our earth is that of a circular disk with Antarctica serving as an ice wall barrier.

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 11:45 AM   #4
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Old 03-28-2019, 12:42 PM   #5
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Imagine being dead

Lmao

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 12:45 PM   #6
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Pshaw! Everyone knows the earth isn't flat. It's round and hollow, with a continent inhabited by advanced races.

http://www.thenewearth.org/InnerEarth.html

 
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Old 03-28-2019, 11:51 PM   #7
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Old 03-29-2019, 08:56 AM   #8
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witchcraft!

 
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Old 03-31-2019, 10:37 PM   #9
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what does faq mean

 
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Old 04-01-2019, 09:16 AM   #10
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It's an offensive slang term for homosexuals.

 
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