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Old 08-14-2024, 09:01 PM   #511
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i'm talking she gets fucked day of, in the dress, no shower, no toweling, by a man that is not the groom. i'm talking real life. not porn, not reddit. real numbers.

 
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Old 08-14-2024, 09:45 PM   #512
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what percentage of brides do you think say their vows with another man's semen inside of them?
low but not nonexistent?

don't rush to judgement though could be like a groomsmen gangbang the bride scenario

 
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Old 08-14-2024, 10:18 PM   #513
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what percentage of brides do you think say their vows with another man's semen inside of them?
probably only yours

 
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Old 08-15-2024, 05:48 AM   #514
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yes sounds a little too specific

 
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Old 08-15-2024, 06:29 AM   #515
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Wasn't there a sort of barrier to entry keeping him safe in that regard?

 
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Old 08-15-2024, 03:27 PM   #516
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There are some nice clouds in the sky here at the moment. I'm lying on my bed looking at them.

 
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Old 08-15-2024, 03:41 PM   #517
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I wish my bed was outdoors in this weather.

 
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Old 08-15-2024, 04:02 PM   #518
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I should have said, it's my bedroom window that makes it possible.

 
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Old 08-31-2024, 04:17 PM   #519
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i love watching clouds fr fr

 
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Old 09-01-2024, 04:15 PM   #520
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Hey, yo soy is back! How are things?

 
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Old 09-01-2024, 09:37 PM   #521
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i feel like if the nazis had teamed up with the jews, that would have been a truly unstoppable combo

 
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Old 09-02-2024, 02:51 PM   #522
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That would've been something. I don't understand the relevance, though

 
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Old 09-03-2024, 12:41 PM   #523
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I think I'll buy an air fryer this week. I keep saying I'm going to get one, but it hasn't happened yet. I'm going to start eating more vegetables.

 
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Old 09-03-2024, 12:47 PM   #524
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If it weren't for my air fryer, my life would be identical to Arthur Fleck's before he becomes The Joker.

I love you, air fryer.

 
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Old 09-03-2024, 12:54 PM   #525
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That's a pretty good endorsement. I'll do it.

 
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Old 09-04-2024, 11:54 AM   #526
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w00f.

I've been on break from work since August 2nd. Starting today, I am back PT and remotely until September 16. I didn't get in trouble or anything; I just needed to use VESSA (the Victims' Economic Security and Safety Act) for time off.

In a nut, I was attacked by a crazy lady; a man acquaintance who was with me ended up dying from an injury he got trying to help me. I obviously will not relay the details of what happened to him or what I saw. We had only met that evening and spent the last few hours of his life together--it's not fair.

I am lucky to have ended up with only 7 bite marks (including 1 on my face), so many bruises, a jammed finger, glass in my feet, and a swollen ankle. Plus, the trauma aspect which comes and goes. Mostly lots of nightmares, guilt, and unexpected bouts of crying.

Obviously, August has been a looong month. Other than that, things are swell. >_> I've been rollerskating a bit more, getting sun, hanging with an old friend, and seeing a new therapist.

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Old 09-04-2024, 01:47 PM   #527
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That's fucking crazy, I'm sorry you've had to go through all of that. Sounds extremely traumatic. I am glad you are on the mend -- I guess therapy will be pretty important at the moment. Good luck with everything.

 
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Old 09-08-2024, 05:05 PM   #528
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sorry to personal post but i am -- should the scheduling hold -- going on my first date in my life irl in real life irl in about an hour. gonna go nail tonight tonight on drums and be cool and normal and see how it goes

 
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Old 09-08-2024, 09:19 PM   #529
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sorry to personal post but i am -- should the scheduling hold -- going on my first date in my life irl in real life irl in about an hour. gonna go nail tonight tonight on drums and be cool and normal and see how it goes
we talked for 2.5 hrs and she literally did the thing in films where she pointedly puts on lip gloss, like in the films, and my dumb ass did not make a move out of ineptitude and shyness

np: tonight tonight > meladori magpie > rotten apples > jupiter's lament

what a fool, what a fool i've been

 
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Old Yesterday, 01:45 AM   #530
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Hey sorry Ram that sucks. Love is hard. But im glad you got to go on a date and experience that. Next time, little tip. Ladies love gorilla suits. Don’t forget

 
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<3 cheers thank you. it was like the clown suit incident all over again. throwing every chord change left and right

i need to text her

 
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