here you geo, i am the worlds shittest friend and son

toyschoketoys · 08-29-2006, 05:04 PM

i crashed my dads new bike, burst the petrol tank.. and put it in the garage he is not home yet so he has not seen it. and i made my friend looks sexy as fuck this weekend.
the scenery/beach shots are from where my parents are moving back to .. a fucking hellish island called uist.

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9449/dscf0129ie9.jpg

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1025/dscf0165lp1.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7875/dscf0197sw5.jpg

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2086/dscf0181qa4.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6639/dscf0203dj5.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3518/dscf0204st8.jpg

i could do this as a career

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9697/dscf0213fa0.jpg

Home >? i think not

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1129/home1ts5.jpg

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7968/home2id0.jpg

and my mother the fckin hippy

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3...ippyfckkt7.jpg

alexthestampede · 08-29-2006, 05:06 PM

laradelocke · 08-29-2006, 05:07 PM

Cool beach. Cute dog. Your mom rocks.

A+ =)

ammy · 08-29-2006, 05:07 PM

so you.. crashed your dad's bike..
and your friend was on it at the time?

ella · 08-29-2006, 05:07 PM

is that an english springer spaniel? i love those dogs... weren't they like #5 on the list of most intelligent dog breeds... or something.

toyschoketoys · 08-29-2006, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ammy

so you.. crashed your dad's bike..
and your friend was on it at the time?

no just me, fuck i wouldnt let sandy near it he would crash it ......

its ok i have the cash to pay for a new tank and can get it easy i just like fucking with him .... i hope he sees the funny side ...

ammy · 08-29-2006, 05:09 PM

so why is making your friend sexy a thing that makes you a shitty friend?

toyschoketoys · 08-29-2006, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

is that an english springer spaniel? i love those dogs... weren't they like #5 on the list of most intelligent dog breeds... or something.

hes an awesome dog , called dylan.he is a sprocker half springer half cocker. best of both breeds.

ammy · 08-29-2006, 05:10 PM

you mean a spring cock?

ammy · 08-29-2006, 05:11 PM

maybe a cock ring?

toyschoketoys · 08-29-2006, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ammy

so why is making your friend sexy a thing that makes you a shitty friend?

he had to go work in bar five hours later, with my name written on his forehead and a cock on his neck .. oh and nail polish

ella · 08-29-2006, 05:11 PM

toyschoketoys · 08-29-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ammy

maybe a cock ring?

ring piece

RopeyLopey · 08-29-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thestreetsarehot2night

.... i hope he sees the funny side ...

I wouldn't rely on that

toyschoketoys · 08-29-2006, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

I wouldn't rely on that

ach he will be fine, he wont see till next month anyway so he will of calmed down by then .. providing he doesnt beat my mum senseless in a rage

i shopuld stop coming here pished.
i have a school tomorrow

meow · 08-29-2006, 05:28 PM

lets see the pics of the bike

talk show roast · 08-29-2006, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thestreetsarehot2night

providing he doesnt beat my mum senseless in a rage

winner

Geek USA · 08-30-2006, 09:36 AM

I LOVE IT.

Lola · 08-30-2006, 09:38 AM

I want to be on that beach right now. What country is that?

08-29-2006, 05:04 PM	#1
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,819	here you geo, i am the worlds shittest friend and son i crashed my dads new bike, burst the petrol tank.. and put it in the garage he is not home yet so he has not seen it. and i made my friend looks sexy as fuck this weekend. the scenery/beach shots are from where my parents are moving back to .. a fucking hellish island called uist. http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9449/dscf0129ie9.jpg http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1025/dscf0165lp1.jpg http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7875/dscf0197sw5.jpg http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2086/dscf0181qa4.jpg http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6639/dscf0203dj5.jpg http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3518/dscf0204st8.jpg i could do this as a career http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9697/dscf0213fa0.jpg Home >? i think not http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1129/home1ts5.jpg http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7968/home2id0.jpg and my mother the fckin hippy http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3...ippyfckkt7.jpg

08-29-2006, 05:11 PM	#12
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,573	haha

08-29-2006, 05:06 PM	#2
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,946

08-29-2006, 05:07 PM	#3
laradelocke Apocalyptic Poster Location: Raleigh - NC Posts: 3,251	Cool beach. Cute dog. Your mom rocks. A+ =)

08-29-2006, 05:07 PM	#4
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	so you.. crashed your dad's bike.. and your friend was on it at the time?

08-29-2006, 05:09 PM	#7
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	so why is making your friend sexy a thing that makes you a shitty friend?

08-29-2006, 05:10 PM	#9
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	you mean a spring cock?

08-29-2006, 05:28 PM	#16
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,709	lets see the pics of the bike

08-30-2006, 09:36 AM	#18
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: forums.netphoria.org Posts: 39,752	I LOVE IT.

08-30-2006, 09:38 AM	#19
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	I want to be on that beach right now. What country is that?