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05-07-2008, 06:53 PM | #1 |
Out fart the hottie!
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Sharing. Work breeds sorrow.
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05-07-2008, 06:56 PM | #2 |
Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
Posts: 24,323
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If you stare directly into a hamburger for about 17 minutes straight it will sometimes magically transform back into the piece of crap it was excreted from. This is called the Hungry-Donald principle. One exception, don't blink more than six times or it turns back into a messy pile of diarrhea and has a chance of spreading more than 3 Miles.
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05-07-2008, 07:03 PM | #3 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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05-07-2008, 07:50 PM | #4 |
Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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contemptible hooey
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08-02-2008, 06:25 AM | #5 |
Out fart the hottie!
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this was an instance where my account was hacked
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08-02-2008, 04:14 PM | #6 |
Boardcaster
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08-02-2008, 04:31 PM | #7 |
Braindead
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DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DANCE WITH ME ALL NIGHT CAUSE I'M GETTING PRETTY TIRED.
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