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Old 01-10-2022, 09:42 AM   #1
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Default RIP Bob Sagat... Sucking dick for coke, IN HELL


 
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Old 01-10-2022, 10:28 AM   #2
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Sad of course, but, I mean, was he ever anyone's main?

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:00 PM   #3
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who were you maining, Uncle J?

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:00 PM   #4
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:04 PM   #5
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Sad of course, but, I mean, was he ever anyone's main?
Not mine, so clearly he deserved to die. Was he maybe one of those comedians whose standup was actually good? Never felt the need to check it out

Also, it's heartwarming that DiscoJon makes IN HELL threads like etiquette dictates. He knows deep down that he's one of us

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:08 PM   #6
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his stand-up was basically the polar opposite of what everyone knew him for

worth checking out if only for the initial "shock factor" if nothing else

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:09 PM   #7
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then again, that could just be the 15 y.o. "shock jock" in me talking


 
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:09 PM   #8
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who were you maining, Uncle J?


Mike Love, of course

Serious answer: I was a Blanka button-masher

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:12 PM   #9
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boy how about when that episode/whole "thing" actually bled into real life with Uncle Jesse legitimately joining the Beach Boys for an album & tour or whatev

some still say that might have been the BB's shining moment

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 01:14 PM   #10
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Pet Sounds? thanks, i've got


 
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Old 01-10-2022, 02:12 PM   #11
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boy how about when that episode/whole "thing" actually bled into real life with Uncle Jesse legitimately joining the Beach Boys for an album & tour or whatev

some still say that might have been the BB's shining moment
They played in my brother‘s middle school after a tornado came through. John Stamos was with them playing bongos in the library

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 03:00 PM   #12
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I like my thread title better, but this is okay I guess

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 03:03 PM   #13
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He was just an outrageously terrible actor, those little kids were better. I wonder if we'll get more details, since hotel room deaths are automatically shady.

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 04:46 PM   #14
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He was just an outrageously terrible actor, those little kids were better. I wonder if we'll get more details, since hotel room deaths are automatically shady.
He was on tour and they already said no drugs. So it seems like it was probably natural. But maybe

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 07:43 PM   #15
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I like my thread title better, but this is okay I guess
No one gives a shit what you think. Aren't you still in middle school? Christ, someone call your fucking parents and get you off of this abominable website.

 
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Old 01-10-2022, 10:55 PM   #16
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Went the wrong way on age there bud

 
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Old 01-11-2022, 03:34 AM   #17
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More like call my grandkids and have them help me dox you, whatever that means

 
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Old 01-11-2022, 09:29 PM   #18
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Found myself intrigued by Bob Saget after watching the Aristocrats

 
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Old 01-11-2022, 10:42 PM   #19
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hey DiscoJon can you give me a good insult, self esteem been too high lately thanks

 
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Old 01-12-2022, 11:36 AM   #20
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More like call my grandkids and have them help me dox you, whatever that means
Dox him? It says his location right there in the user profile!

 
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Old 01-12-2022, 12:07 PM   #21
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What is Gen Z up to these days? Are they still swatting? Doxxing seems very uncool at this point tbh

Maybe we could get an unflattering DiscoJon dance trending on TikTok

 
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Old 01-14-2022, 02:53 AM   #22
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i read this as Bob Segar. Which would be a shame. But also how is he still alive?

 
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Old 01-14-2022, 11:39 AM   #23
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beause he hasn't died yet !!!

 
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Old 02-10-2022, 06:51 PM   #24
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my first celebrity crush...dead! ;_;

 
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Old 02-11-2022, 12:41 AM   #25
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Sucking dick for coke is a phonetically pleasing phrase

 
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Old 02-11-2022, 02:24 AM   #26
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my first celebrity crush...dead! ;_;
My first celebrity crushes were Mary-Kate and Ashley...just not as Michelle Tanner/this age. They are 4 years older than me, for reference.

 
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Old 02-14-2022, 04:38 PM   #27
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It sounds like an Orange County cop hit him in the head with a baseball bat and now they're covering it up? Is that... is that what I'm supposed to glean from these weird reports? I have zero objections if that's what happened, obviously, but I'm tired of the mainstream lying media refusing to do the work for me. Does a reputable YouTube conspiracy theorist have a five-hour video concisely explaining what he's like wicked sure actually happened?

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 07:48 PM   #28
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i feel like dick sucking has become my brand in a way that is uncomfortable. people see me coming and think oh hey look it's ovary the cock sucker. i'm more than just what i put in my mouth. i wonder when people will finally see that.
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