Tom Selleck is not above scamming old folks out of their homes

butthurt · 09-10-2020, 01:06 AM

The Hollywood pretty boy is now a spokesperson for a reverse mortgage company. Apparently the Magnum P.I. residuals just aren't cutting it. His feud with grandma's favorite daytime talkshow host Rosie O'Donnell two decades ago just wasn't enough...now he wants to take your grandmother's house to help fund his "avocado ranch".

butthurt · 09-10-2020, 07:44 PM

Wow. Not a single reply. You’ll feel differently when you go to visit Grandma and Tom “The Huckster” Selleck answers the door in his NRA underwear.

butthurt · 09-10-2020, 08:07 PM

It's so obvious to me what is happening here. This is a ploy by the NRA reptilian elite to position themselves in homes all across the country. Reptilian "sleeper cells" in each and every neighborhood that will stockpile advanced weaponry, including biological agents, right under their neighbors' noses. When the mothership enters Earth's atmosphere, their very own "Order 66" will take place, and humanity will finally be enslaved by our intergalactic neighbors.

Thanks a lot, Tom Selleck.

yo soy el mejor · 09-11-2020, 01:57 PM

This is how I feel about joe namath and samuel l jackson and so many others

BOO

09-10-2020, 01:06 AM	#1
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	Tom Selleck is not above scamming old folks out of their homes The Hollywood pretty boy is now a spokesperson for a reverse mortgage company. Apparently the Magnum P.I. residuals just aren't cutting it. His feud with grandma's favorite daytime talkshow host Rosie O'Donnell two decades ago just wasn't enough...now he wants to take your grandmother's house to help fund his "avocado ranch".

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09-10-2020, 07:44 PM	#2
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	Wow. Not a single reply. You’ll feel differently when you go to visit Grandma and Tom “The Huckster” Selleck answers the door in his NRA underwear.

09-10-2020, 08:07 PM	#3
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	It's so obvious to me what is happening here. This is a ploy by the NRA reptilian elite to position themselves in homes all across the country. Reptilian "sleeper cells" in each and every neighborhood that will stockpile advanced weaponry, including biological agents, right under their neighbors' noses. When the mothership enters Earth's atmosphere, their very own "Order 66" will take place, and humanity will finally be enslaved by our intergalactic neighbors. Thanks a lot, Tom Selleck.

09-11-2020, 01:57 PM	#4
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	This is how I feel about joe namath and samuel l jackson and so many others BOO