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03-11-2009, 10:05 PM | #1 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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fuck my life
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03-11-2009, 10:24 PM | #2 |
Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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i thought that this was going to be a confessional thread
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03-12-2009, 12:37 AM | #3 | |
cunt cookies
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aaaahhhhhhhhh
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03-12-2009, 01:03 AM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Damn fine cup of coffee.
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This website is beautiful.
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03-12-2009, 03:30 AM | #5 |
*****
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oh my fucking god :[
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03-12-2009, 03:48 AM | #6 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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lots of those are great. the one that's made me laugh out loud so far is this:
Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML |
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03-12-2009, 04:13 AM | #7 |
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sites like this and post secret are stupid because just about all of the entries are fake. who gives a shit why dont you guys read interesting blogs like the war nerd for once
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03-13-2009, 04:52 AM | #8 |
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Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I undressed and then proceeded to throw up all over the rug. FML
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03-13-2009, 04:54 AM | #9 |
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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML
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03-13-2009, 04:55 AM | #10 |
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Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML
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03-13-2009, 04:57 AM | #11 |
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some of these are pretty good
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03-18-2009, 05:11 PM | #12 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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i've been reading this site a lot the last few days. cool site
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