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Old 04-04-2007, 12:28 PM   #1
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Default fabulous flexibility training guide

i've been directed to this page on a number of karate and tae kwon doe message boards and finally i said to myself, let's look at that crud. turned out to be pretty darn good

http://www.trickstutorials.com/index...ent/flx3#ddf_2

i will crush my oponents in the karate dojo with blistering axe kicks in no time. i want to be able to kick like this guy asap:


 
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:29 PM   #2
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i'm happy that my fellow martial arts fans have such great taste in music as well.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:34 PM   #3
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The Streetfighter music took that video clip from 'Average' to 'Above average'.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:34 PM   #4
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Thats some fucking awesome technique right there.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:42 PM   #5
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:44 PM   #6
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don't disrespect this manliest of manly passtime activities

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:45 PM   #7
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i was being sarcastic about the music, but after seeing some other clips i've realised that it can be much worse than street fighter music

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:47 PM   #8
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you ever been in a fight, anders?

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:51 PM   #9
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actually yes, i was playing risk with an ex-pal and his brother and i was annoying the brother all the time. then he did something i didn't like and i took a little dice and sort of flipped it onto his nose. he completely lost it, went around the table and punched me really hard a couple of times. he was a big guy so i was hoping he wouldn't kill me.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:00 PM   #10
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hahaha.


ha.



 
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:04 PM   #11
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i curled into a little ball and pleaded for mercy to protect myself, just like we are taught in karate practice

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:07 PM   #12
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that's not really a fight, anders


 
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:38 PM   #13
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who knew boardgames could be so dangerous.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:53 PM   #14
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that's one of the reasons i practice this stuff. my routine will be about 2 minutes of passive relaxed stretching trying to get into the side-splits, then i'll do 11X3 front leg lifts and the same amount of crescent kicks for the so called DYNAMIC flexibility. according to this site and the martial arts buffs, doing this each day including the three hours of karate practice i have now, i will become a very flexible man, perhaps even able to suck my own dick.

 
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