Rolling "Shits Recently Taken" Thread - Page 2

mxzombie · 05-05-2008, 07:33 AM

i'm on the toilet right now, letting go of a type 2. just woke up, feels pretty good. B+

wally · 05-05-2008, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shapan

so i had the type of sensation where you're unsure if it is just an epic fart or a dump. after pondering a bit, i went to the toilet. it started off with an epic fart that went on for nearly a minute. imagine the fourth of july. in your butt. then a type 5 rolled out as if the blobs were hesitantly sky diving out of an airplane, the airplane being my butt. after a couple of rounds, the deed had been done. it came out more or less as i expected, a solid dump.

B+

best description of a bodily movement ever

Thaniel Buckner · 05-05-2008, 09:16 AM

i don't expect to have a bm today because i've been fasting to prevent getting this bug that's been going around. but if i do, i predict it'll be something of a type 1. sometimes i get the bunny pellets when i haven't been eating a lot.

Skradgee · 05-09-2008, 02:51 PM

I had a 6.5 on the Brostol scale today after lunch. Actually, it was two of them...one right after the other.

mxzombie · 05-09-2008, 04:39 PM

i had two consecutive 5-6s at about 3 this morning. i ate a bunch of fruit roll-ups last night, so that's probably why. it sucked though, D-

waltermcphilp · 05-09-2008, 04:45 PM

i haven't taken a shit for about 4 days.

Thaniel Buckner · 01-01-2009, 12:53 PM

we all could use some more fiber.

killtrocity · 01-01-2009, 01:08 PM

are we in general agreement that a large type-2 is the best outcome one can hope for

Thaniel Buckner · 01-01-2009, 01:12 PM

yes but it needs to be executed properly. if you pinch too early you'll be walking around with a groundhog all day.

ChaosEffect · 01-01-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

i haven't taken a shit for about 4 days.

I hold the record of 5 days

beef curtains · 01-01-2009, 02:31 PM

I live in 4-6 (average 5.75) land with frequent visits to 7 town... This morning was a 5

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-01-2009, 02:35 PM

Oh man I just kicked off the new year with a 5.5. Not a good start. I feel like a pitcher who just gave up a homerun to the leadoff hitter. All I can do now is bear down and try to keep the game close.

threetwooneZERO · 01-01-2009, 04:03 PM

I had a type 4 and 5 going on yesterday....they were kind of alternating.

I hope today is more consistent.

commando · 01-01-2009, 05:13 PM

2 days ago at work I crapped like a 15" type 3. It went straight down the hole and came to rest. When I pinched it it the top smacked the back of my sack as it flopped down against the porcelain. I was like wtf- and when I looked down I couldn't believe all that came out of me so fast. Took like 2 squeezes.

Also, this morning I rocked a type 5-- and a lot of it-- after eating my weight in real mexican last night. It burned a little from the pickled jalepeno I ate, but there was so much it formed like this loaf of bread looking concoction. Amazing.

avsfan7733 · 01-01-2009, 05:25 PM

new year's day for me generally = beer shits and beer farts. I feel bad for anyone walking behind me.

pale_princess · 01-01-2009, 05:47 PM

i just had a type one. NOT FUN. i ate a lot of cheese last night, so whatever.

Hillzy · 01-01-2009, 07:20 PM

For most of my life I've been pretty consistently sitting in the 2-4 range. However, last year I started a course of medication which has me at 5 or 6 every time. I look foward to one day reattaining the lower classes.

Shallowed · 01-01-2009, 07:53 PM

A couple of days ago, I had a naked pre-shower #3 shit.

Nothing to it, just sat down, BAM, done, wipe, flush, shower.

A

Shallowed · 01-01-2009, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie

Conversely, sometimes I push type ones, which take a while to pass, then move into rapid firing type six and seven territory. It's pretty much impossible to enjoy, unless you're some kind of poop masochist.

F

pale_princess · 01-01-2009, 08:19 PM

just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand

bardy · 01-01-2009, 08:26 PM

type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?

beef curtains · 01-01-2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess

just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand

Did that raise or lower the grade?

pale_princess · 01-01-2009, 11:05 PM

lower!

killtrocity · 01-01-2009, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?

They are the most solid, so poo doesn't rub off on your asshole and bum hair. If the break is clean like Thaniel said you get the satisfaction of pooping with almost zero cleanup

Just evacuated a dark purple Type 1-3 hybrid. C+.

commando · 01-02-2009, 01:01 PM

So who here has dropped a bright green shit before?

Thaniel Buckner · 01-02-2009, 01:03 PM

it happens to me regularly during the month of march.

mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist.

beef curtains · 01-02-2009, 02:03 PM

3 fiery # 6s this morning. One beer and some spicy sweet chili doritos have royally messed me up. Damn you stephen colbert for getting me hooked

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-02-2009, 02:26 PM

I like number 2s as they are often what I refer to as immaculate defecation ie you drop a deuce and then when you wipe there is nothing to be found on the TP. It's a miracle!

Mariner · 01-02-2009, 03:51 PM

guys i love you all and i love this thread / somewhere HOODY's ears are burning

bardy · 01-02-2009, 06:24 PM

I took a poop a week or so ago that suggested that either I can't digest onions or that I have a tapeworm. I have had them before (the onion looking things). I think I will just ask the doctor for a blood test when I go for my checkup. They don't cause any real damage except vitamin deficiency and WEIGHT LOSS! woot.

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05-05-2008, 07:33 AM	#31
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,612	i'm on the toilet right now, letting go of a type 2. just woke up, feels pretty good. B+

05-05-2008, 09:16 AM	#33
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,031	i don't expect to have a bm today because i've been fasting to prevent getting this bug that's been going around. but if i do, i predict it'll be something of a type 1. sometimes i get the bunny pellets when i haven't been eating a lot.

05-09-2008, 02:51 PM	#34
Skradgee Boardcaster Location: reporting live Posts: 3,765	I had a 6.5 on the Brostol scale today after lunch. Actually, it was two of them...one right after the other.

05-09-2008, 04:39 PM	#35
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,612	i had two consecutive 5-6s at about 3 this morning. i ate a bunch of fruit roll-ups last night, so that's probably why. it sucked though, D-

05-09-2008, 04:45 PM	#36
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,137	i haven't taken a shit for about 4 days.

01-01-2009, 12:53 PM	#37
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,031	we all could use some more fiber.

01-01-2009, 01:08 PM	#38
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 9,067	are we in general agreement that a large type-2 is the best outcome one can hope for

01-01-2009, 01:12 PM	#39
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,031	yes but it needs to be executed properly. if you pinch too early you'll be walking around with a groundhog all day.

01-01-2009, 02:31 PM	#41
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	I live in 4-6 (average 5.75) land with frequent visits to 7 town... This morning was a 5

01-01-2009, 02:35 PM	#42
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,282	Oh man I just kicked off the new year with a 5.5. Not a good start. I feel like a pitcher who just gave up a homerun to the leadoff hitter. All I can do now is bear down and try to keep the game close.

01-01-2009, 04:03 PM	#43
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,894	I had a type 4 and 5 going on yesterday....they were kind of alternating. I hope today is more consistent.

01-01-2009, 05:13 PM	#44
commando Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,663	2 days ago at work I crapped like a 15" type 3. It went straight down the hole and came to rest. When I pinched it it the top smacked the back of my sack as it flopped down against the porcelain. I was like wtf- and when I looked down I couldn't believe all that came out of me so fast. Took like 2 squeezes. Also, this morning I rocked a type 5-- and a lot of it-- after eating my weight in real mexican last night. It burned a little from the pickled jalepeno I ate, but there was so much it formed like this loaf of bread looking concoction. Amazing.

01-01-2009, 05:25 PM	#45
avsfan7733 Apocalyptic Poster Location: neither here nor there Posts: 1,217	new year's day for me generally = beer shits and beer farts. I feel bad for anyone walking behind me.

01-01-2009, 05:47 PM	#46
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,070	i just had a type one. NOT FUN. i ate a lot of cheese last night, so whatever.

01-01-2009, 07:20 PM	#47
Hillzy Apocalyptic Poster Location: Posting Rules You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts Posts: 4,184	For most of my life I've been pretty consistently sitting in the 2-4 range. However, last year I started a course of medication which has me at 5 or 6 every time. I look foward to one day reattaining the lower classes.

01-01-2009, 07:53 PM	#48
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,505	A couple of days ago, I had a naked pre-shower #3 shit. Nothing to it, just sat down, BAM, done, wipe, flush, shower. A

01-01-2009, 08:19 PM	#50
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,070	just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand

01-01-2009, 08:26 PM	#51
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,807	type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?

01-01-2009, 11:05 PM	#53
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,070	lower!

01-02-2009, 01:01 PM	#55
commando Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,663	So who here has dropped a bright green shit before?

01-02-2009, 01:03 PM	#56
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,031	it happens to me regularly during the month of march. mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist.

01-02-2009, 02:03 PM	#57
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	3 fiery # 6s this morning. One beer and some spicy sweet chili doritos have royally messed me up. Damn you stephen colbert for getting me hooked

01-02-2009, 02:26 PM	#58
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,282	I like number 2s as they are often what I refer to as immaculate defecation ie you drop a deuce and then when you wipe there is nothing to be found on the TP. It's a miracle!

01-02-2009, 03:51 PM	#59
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	guys i love you all and i love this thread / somewhere HOODY's ears are burning

01-02-2009, 06:24 PM	#60
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,807	I took a poop a week or so ago that suggested that either I can't digest onions or that I have a tapeworm. I have had them before (the onion looking things). I think I will just ask the doctor for a blood test when I go for my checkup. They don't cause any real damage except vitamin deficiency and WEIGHT LOSS! woot.