Sad pathetic things you've done

[I'm Hardcore]

these 2 incidents stick out in my mind

[reprise85]

yeah i stole a bunch of alprazolam from my mom back in the day

i learned quickly that people are more likely to believe they misplaced a whole bottle of their pills than that they are somehow missing half of their pills legitimately.

also replaced hydrocodone with straight tylenol

[I'm Hardcore]

but you didnt jack it to bestiality?

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

oh boy...I have IBS that's worsened in the past couple of years (that or I have bowel cancer) and think I might know what you mean. Turns out I cant really eat cereal anymore. Otherwise I suffer horrible cramps. Not anything with a decent amount of fiber anyway. And those are the ones I tend to like. Its pretty tragic seeing as on some days I used to pretty much just eat cereal....

go get your colon checked out, for real bro. colon cancer is unlikely but very treatable if you find it early.

i have IBS that has gotten much better in the past few years. probiotics and better anxiety management is what i attribute it to.

basically im just having bad gas. hopefully it wont make me not able to poop for a week like last time i ate a whole box of kashi cereal in two days. this isn't near that much fiber tho, maybe half the amount max, so i think i'll be ok.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

but you didnt jack it to bestiality?

nope

i have seen it though, my crazy pedophile ex "boyfriend" was into it... traumatized me a lot (videos of it i mean). i used to have flashbacks about that shit.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

you used to post here?? that's the first i've heard of it

Why yes. Yes Matt I used to. Can I call you Matt? I feel like I know you by now.

Those were the salad days (in that this was all I would allow myself to eat cause I thought I was fat). It was an innocent age that those under twenty can't have known (LA BOHEME) before the misfortune of an economic downturn and evil worshipping brown men crashing planes into high buildings cast their darkness upon us all.

I was a young and plucky smalltown know it all douchetard who had just been released upon the internet. I was ready for the big time and longed to see my name in big bold letters on a monitor screen (such as in SHUT THE FUCK UP EXPLODING BOY). Oh, I was wild, irreverent, cynical, brimming with sarcasm and so goddam special...yes. exactly like every other boring white middle class male of this generation. Most importantly, I was sad lonely and pathetic. Ah...how things they change..... I'm not sure how I...I just heard they change. For some people.

In any case, I have seen things you wouldn't believe...attack ships on fire off the shoulders of Orion, c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. Other ostensibly cool sounding shit like that. All these memories will be lost in time like tears in the rain....time to die.

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by reprise85

nope

i have seen it though, my crazy pedophile ex "boyfriend" was into it... traumatized me a lot (videos of it i mean). i used to have flashbacks about that shit.

wasn't expecting that, my sincerest sympathy

[Bread Regal]

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[reprise85]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

wasn't expecting that, my sincerest sympathy

thanks. it's alright bro, dealing with that shit in therapy. didn't mean to damper the thread.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by reprise85

go get your colon checked out, for real bro. colon cancer is unlikely but very treatable if you find it early.

i have IBS that has gotten much better in the past few years. probiotics and better anxiety management is what i attribute it to.

basically im just having bad gas. hopefully it wont make me not able to poop for a week like last time i ate a whole box of kashi cereal in two days. this isn't near that much fiber tho, maybe half the amount max, so i think i'll be ok.

my anxiety problems have gotten worse but I attribute half of it to worrying about my bowels (i've always had hypochondriac tendencies). I'm kinda too scared to see a doctor about it. Which is retarded I know. Well, I did mention the change in bowel habits (and other shit related stuff that's changed but that I wont get into here to spare others) to my doctor last year and he wasn't really worried at all. Told me to eat better... Basically before you're 40 you have to really push it if you want to have a colonoscopy done.

And really if I eat a whole box of kashi, which I have done before, ill shit non stop for like 2 days... im not sure why that constipates you. On a normal day I go 2 to 3 times. If I eat cereal fibers...that can reach 6 or 7.


And about the ex...crazy indeed... cause see...I'm no expert but I'd think that if you're into bestiality or a pedo....I'd think the thing would be to keep this shit on the down low. Not showing it to your gf..... i bet he'll end up in jail sooner than later

[reprise85]

uh, let's see. i guess most of the shit i did was on drugs.

forged checks.

stole from everyone.

did drugs at work. a lot.

crashed my car intentionally in a botched attempt at suicide.

[Bread Regal]

one time i ran out money, weed and food with like 3 days left until pay day. I was able to gather a bunch of change and instead of buying ramen, i bought two 4-packs of steel reserve.

none of it stayed down.

[The exploding boy]

"Hi i'm Ariel. I like to watch women fuck horses and jerking it to little girls. What's your name?"

[The exploding boy]

I should probably have used a different name. now someone will quote this out of context and i'll be in trouble...

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

one time i ran out money, weed and food with like 3 days left until pay day. I was able to gather a bunch of change and instead of buying ramen, i bought two 4-packs of steel reserve.

none of it stayed down.

the great thing with ramen is for a dollar you can eat for two days. Well ok maybe two dollars if you want to eat three meals a day.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by The exploding boy

my anxiety problems have gotten worse but I attribute half of it to worrying about my bowels (i've always had hypochondriac tendencies). I'm kinda too scared to see a doctor about it. Which is retarded I know. Well, I did mention the change in bowel habits (and other shit related stuff that's changed but that I wont get into here to spare others) to my doctor last year and he wasn't really worried at all. Told me to eat better... Basically before you're 40 you have to really push it if you want to have a colonoscopy done.

And really if I eat a whole box of kashi, which I have done before, ill shit non stop for like 2 days... im not sure why that constipates you. On a normal day I go 2 to 3 times. If I eat cereal fibers...that can reach 6 or 7.

It just was so much fiber that it created a near blockage. Back in the day I had the runs after I ate 9 out of 10 times, 20 minutes later, bathroom. It was fucking terrible. I lived like that for like 10 years because I was too ashamed and avoided doctors because of my weight and shitting problems.

I started having lots of blood and finally went and got checked w/ a colonoscopy/endoscopy when I was 19 and got out of the aformentioned fucked up relationship and moved back to FL. No bowel problems, had a stomach ulcer, so it was ruled IBS and GERD w/ ulcer. Still suffered for a while before I discovered probiotics.

The thing is, whatever is wrong with you is already wrong with you. Going to the doctor feels like it creates anxiety and the medical problem, but you have (or don't have) that disease whether you go or not. This bit of wisdom got me to get my second colonoscopy (well a sigmoidoscopy) when I started having blood and inflammation again. I avoided it, thought I had cancer, etc. Feels so much better knowing. Dunno if that sounds stupid to everyone but me, but it helped me a lot to clear up my thinking.

And about the ex...crazy indeed... cause see...I'm no expert but I'd think that if you're into bestiality or a pedo....I'd think the thing would be to keep this shit on the down low. Not showing it to your gf..... i bet he'll end up in jail sooner than later

Dude that's just the tip of the iceberg. I was 14 years old and with him for like 5 years, and it was all kinds of fucked up, way beyond looking at animal porn. Like, I've shared way TMI on here about that in the past and I'm not going to rehash, but it was really fucked up.

He has not been caught but the FBI does have a file on him or whatever. I never told anyone until way later and I guess they needed more evidence to trap him. I do think he will get caught eventually though, he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by reprise85

It just was so much fiber that it created a near blockage. Back in the day I had the runs after I ate 9 out of 10 times, 20 minutes later, bathroom. It was fucking terrible. I lived like that for like 10 years because I was too ashamed and avoided doctors because of my weight and shitting problems.

I started having lots of blood and finally went and got checked w/ a colonoscopy/endoscopy when I was 19 and got out of the aformentioned fucked up relationship and moved back to FL. No bowel problems, had a stomach ulcer, so it was ruled IBS and GERD w/ ulcer. Still suffered for a while before I discovered probiotics.

The thing is, whatever is wrong with you is already wrong with you. Going to the doctor feels like it creates anxiety and the medical problem, but you have (or don't have) that disease whether you go or not. This bit of wisdom got me to get my second colonoscopy (well a sigmoidoscopy) when I started having blood and inflammation again. I avoided it, thought I had cancer, etc. Feels so much better knowing. Dunno if that sounds stupid to everyone but me, but it helped me a lot to clear up my thinking.

Dude that's just the tip of the iceberg. I was 14 years old and it was all kinds of fucked up, way beyond looking at animal porn. Like, I've shared way TMI on here about that in the past and I'm not going to rehash, but it was really fucked up.

He has not been caught but the FBI does have a file on him or whatever. I never told anyone until way later and I guess they needed more evidence to trap him. I do think he will get caught eventually though, he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

I know. Basically my fucked up logic is just wait and see. If its something bad, it'll get worse and kill me. If its nothing, life will go on and I wont have had to deal with the stress of having ti checked. Its been going on for two years and a half now (well the worsening of it...otherwise i've had IBS all my life basically, I just didn't realize it until I was in my mid 20s). It was just...I never used to get constipated and overnight it started happening. And shape and consistency changed too (I mentioned all this to my doctor). Part of me thinks if it was cancer it would have gotten worse by now but of course these types can be very slow progressing. It could also be a benign polyp. Or just worsening IBS. Its like I cant even entertain the thought of having something bad cause I know I'd likely fall to pieces and probably would just give up. I don't have the mental fortitude to face it so I'm just hoping for the best doing nothing about it... but the problem is that at least once a month it really ruins me mentally.

Eating more fruits an veggies has helped a lot but hasn't fixed the problem either. Probiotics gives me diarrhea.

i think what I hate the most about having anxiety problems is that pretty much every damn common symptom you can get from most diseases can at one time or other be caused by anxiety/panic issues. Your CNS can make almost ANYTHING in your body hurt or not work properly.

[reprise85]

Wouldn't it be nice to not have the monthly freak out? Especially since it is overwhelmingly likely it is nothing bad (no chron's, UC, cancer, etc)?

like, cost benefit analysis:

if it's nothing bad -
going to doctor:
mind is eased
might get medication to make the symptoms go away, or other treatment.
might get better completely
lots of treatments for IBS, procticis, polyps, hemmrhoids, etc. bit embarrassing but that's it.

not going to doctor:
worry for the rest of your life
symptoms dont get better


if it's something bad -

going to doctor:
save your life if it's life threatening
mitigate symptoms if it's life threatening
mitigate symptoms if it's not life threatening
treatment for 'less bad' things is generally fairly simple and successful.

not going to the doctor:
sickness for the rest of your life until something super serious happens
slow, painful DEATH
terrible worry for the rest of your life

[The exploding boy]

DONT YOU TRY TO REASON WITH ME!


gf tells me that about every two weeks. She can talk though, shes been worried she has ovarian cancer for years. Oh what a pair we make......

[null123]

I went to a Lil B concert by myself

[redbreegull]

I saw Good Charlotte

[I'm Hardcore]

ouch, that's pretty sad/pathetic

[Shallowed]

I frequently eat packs of uncooked ramen noodles because I'm too lazy and anxious to prepare any substantial meal for myself.

[SlingeroGuitaro]

I dug through the trash to find cigarette butts to smoke because I was too depressed/lazy to leave the house to buy a new pack.

I then found a local delivery service to bring me the cigarettes and bunch of booze, again because I was too depressed/lazy to be bothered to travel the 1/2 block to the store.

That shit was expensive.

[The exploding boy]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

I frequently eat packs of uncooked ramen noodles because I'm too lazy and anxious to prepare any substantial meal for myself.

I eat my ramen cooked but there's barely a difference. I fyou eat ramen on a fairly regular basis, its sad and pathetic. I don't get the uncooked ramen thing though. I mean ive known some people who do it. wtf. How does that taste any good?

Being too lazy to prepare any substantial meal for myself is basically my life. And I come from a family that are such good cooks, it's really a damn shame I can't be bothered. I can cook, I just don't care to.

[I'm Hardcore]

i hate eating, it's such a pain in the ass

[Cool As Ice Cream]

why is that?

[The exploding boy]

ive got just the thing for you, from an aspergersy nerd who decided to take all the joy out of life so he could do more coding:

http://www.soylent.me/


And yes that fucking guy called it soylent. What the fuck.


Seriously anyone who functions on this should just kill themselves.

[I'm Hardcore]

well



first, you have to decide what you want. then, you have to cook/prepare/buy it. and finally, you eat it. what a laborious exercise, a true pain in my balls.

[I'm Hardcore]

oh fucking goddamnit exploding boy